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(Gizmodo)   Worst Korean Olympics hosting new event: Norovirus   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
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2018-02-06 12:49:00 PM  
They opened a Chipolte.
2018-02-06 02:02:01 PM  
KJU has weaponized Norovirus, and this is just the beginning of his nefarious plot?
2018-02-06 02:30:53 PM  
If it were me, I'd drop the "n" from Korean. Might read a little better for subby's joke.
2018-02-06 03:16:48 PM  
Brown Alert!!
2018-02-06 03:26:25 PM  
The Long Vomit.

It's like the Long Jump.

Except, you know, you're vomiting instead.
2018-02-06 03:57:35 PM  
I haven't seen anything this bad since the Anita Bryant concert.
2018-02-06 04:02:24 PM  
Finally, a winter sport Brazil can medal in!  They've only been practicing since the last Olympics.
2018-02-06 04:13:41 PM  
Well, THAT blows.
2018-02-06 04:33:18 PM  
I caught that shiat over Christmas. Would not recommend.
2018-02-06 06:07:13 PM  
it was the cruise ship buffet.
2018-02-06 06:25:04 PM  
Alright, get the scales.

Somebody's gotta win this.
2018-02-06 09:28:51 PM  

Soon Right Away: The Long Vomit.

It's like the Long Jump.

Except, you know, you're vomiting instead.

Depending on what stage of the illness you're in, you might get a boost.

My guess is they'd give you an "*", like they do when your jump is wind assisted, though.  Might not be worth it.
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