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(Mirror.co.uk)   Kim Kardashian has personal 'bum squad' who live at her house for 3am nudie photoshoots (NSFW)   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-06 11:13:37 AM  
She has an unappealing ass.  And her physical appearance isn't so hot either.

(rimshot)

Cellulite, too big side to side, way too big front to back, with an unnerving break between the vertical rise of her thighs and the outward jutting of her buttocks.
 
2018-02-06 11:17:08 AM  
She's a disgusting person in every possible way. I'm surprised she doesn't work at the White House.
 
2018-02-06 11:20:08 AM  

FrancoFile: She has an unappealing ass.  And her physical appearance isn't so hot either.

(rimshot)

Cellulite, too big side to side, way too big front to back, with an unnerving break between the vertical rise of her thighs and the outward jutting of her buttocks.


You've clearly given this a lot of thought.
 
2018-02-06 11:22:21 AM  
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2018-02-06 11:23:07 AM  
I'm sure her and Kanye can drag the pretendadencial office even lower when he runs in 2020.
 
2018-02-06 11:25:26 AM  

Moooooo K: I'm sure her and Kanye can drag the pretendadencial office even lower when he runs in 2020.


Whoah, spent too much time in the pol tab this morning...
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2018-02-06 11:25:35 AM  
Thanks, OJ. Having Robert Kardashian as your lawyer that unleashed the rest of the Kardashians upon us was easily the worst thing you've ever done.
 
2018-02-06 11:27:39 AM  
Who doesn't love a hot cup of Kardashian Ass (NSFW)?
 
2018-02-06 11:34:18 AM  
"These images have no reflection on her qualities as a mother, she's simply doing what she has always done - and been very good at - creating attention," explained Tobin.

Speaking of motherly qualities, wasn't her own mother the one who shopped her porno tape around for a buyer?

Let's hope she doesn't pimp out her own children.
 
2018-02-06 11:39:08 AM  
Makes a certain sense to me.

She makes a living off being famous, and quite a lot of that fame is based on ongoing photos of her bum. Why WOULDN'T she do everything possible to keep focus there?
 
2018-02-06 11:40:48 AM  
Who's the hotter Kardashian/Jenner sister?
 
2018-02-06 11:41:06 AM  

texdent: Who's the hotter Kardashian/Jenner sister?


The wookie.
 
2018-02-06 11:44:09 AM  
Putting nothing down to chance, Kim, 37, calls upon 12 experts to make sure her bod look just right before her steamy selfies are seen by millions.

I honestly didn't think I could have any less respect or feel any additional contempt for her or her family.

I was wrong.
 
2018-02-06 11:46:42 AM  
Don't get lost in there, fellas.
 
2018-02-06 11:47:08 AM  
It's like someone watched heels in the WWF and said "Why can't I just be a heel in real life?"  It looks very profitable.

She's a disgusting person in every possible way.

Even Piper never got this much heat.
 
2018-02-06 11:47:41 AM  

GanjSmokr: Putting nothing down to chance, Kim, 37, calls upon 12 experts to make sure her bod look just right before her steamy selfies are seen by millions.

I honestly didn't think I could have any less respect or feel any additional contempt for her or her family.

I was wrong.


Sounds like job creation to me.
 
2018-02-06 11:48:30 AM  
How many more naked pictures of the same makeup and fake tanned plastic body does the world need
before people finally go.. "Meh" ... Pretty soon she's going to have to go internal to have something
the world hasn't already seen.

She's the internet equivalent of all hat and no cattle..She's 90% makeup and 10% plastic.
 
2018-02-06 11:51:52 AM  

FrancoFile: She has an unappealing ass.  And her physical appearance isn't so hot either.

(rimshot)

Cellulite, too big side to side, way too big front to back, with an unnerving break between the vertical rise of her thighs and the outward jutting of her buttocks.


I had a FWB that kinda had those proportions.  It's more fun than you would think.
 
2018-02-06 11:58:11 AM  
I was an Ass Wrangler for the counteeeeeeeeee
and I drive the main road...

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2018-02-06 12:04:18 PM  

croesius: texdent: Who's the hotter Kardashian/Jenner sister?

The wookie.


"Let the Wookiee win."
 
2018-02-06 12:05:42 PM  
So what do you do for a living?
Kardasian Bum Squad. Heres Kylie jenner for no reason.
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2018-02-06 12:15:15 PM  
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
 
2018-02-06 12:20:48 PM  
Kim Kardashian Attention Whore has personal 'bum squadAttention Whore Squad' who live at her house for 3am nudie Attention Whore - Dont Forget About Me photoshoots
 
2018-02-06 12:28:28 PM  

FrancoFile: She has an unappealing ass.  And her physical appearance isn't so hot either.

(rimshot)

Cellulite, too big side to side, way too big front to back, with an unnerving break between the vertical rise of her thighs and the outward jutting of her buttocks.


This is you right?
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If you're going to complain about cellulite, you better go celibate or gay.
I guess anorexics would probably work for you.
 
2018-02-06 12:46:40 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It's like someone watched heels in the WWF and said "Why can't I just be a heel in real life?"  It looks very profitable.

She's a disgusting person in every possible way.

Even Piper never got this much heat.


I knew those pandas were shady!
 
2018-02-06 12:46:54 PM  
When all you have is aging notoriety from a sex tape and a big ass, and no one cares about the sex tape any more, well, you keep a team of photogs for your big ass & brag about it to anyone willing to listen.

And she's worth more than every goddamned non-celebrity scientist in America.

Wanna know why we're in a retrograde cultural orbit?
 
2018-02-06 12:53:03 PM  
We're all jealous she's made a career out of her ass and we haven't thought of it first.

Well, maybe Tonya Harding tried it first but it backfired. I blame those pancake breasts, and the grainy stills from her "home-movie".
 
2018-02-06 01:02:30 PM  
This is for subby.
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2018-02-06 01:02:37 PM  
 
2018-02-06 01:17:13 PM  
I think she's smoking.

But has to be the most vapid person in the world.
 
2018-02-06 01:21:50 PM  
Years ago, someone on here commented that "I bet her vagina smells like hot garbage."  I wish I could remember who said it.  Perfection in a comment there.  I use it every chance I can. Which is about every fifteen minutes around here.
 
2018-02-06 01:30:53 PM  

clownyclownzomby: Years ago, someone on here commented that "I bet her vagina smells like hot garbage."  I wish I could remember who said it.  Perfection in a comment there.  I use it every chance I can. Which is about every fifteen minutes around here.


Is Ray J or Reggie Bush a farker?
 
2018-02-06 01:31:10 PM  
I would welcome the news that she self-destructed or was a homicide victim.
 
2018-02-06 01:38:34 PM  
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2018-02-06 01:41:10 PM  

steklo: We're all jealous she's made a career out of her ass and we haven't thought of it first.

Well, maybe Tonya Harding tried it first but it backfired. I blame those pancake breasts, and the grainy stills from her "home-movie".


No.
 
2018-02-06 01:43:57 PM  
I've seen this person's name on the internet for like 6 years now and I still have no idea what she does for a living. Tumblr model?
 
2018-02-06 01:47:16 PM  

spiritplumber: I've seen this person's name on the internet for like 6 years now and I still have no idea what she does for a living. Tumblr model?


Became famous from a "leaked" sex tape where she was used as a urinal.
 
2018-02-06 02:08:24 PM  
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2018-02-06 02:13:00 PM  
Will no one rid me of these disgusting tramps to misquote the Bard.
 
2018-02-06 02:21:52 PM  

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Jesus Christ!
 
2018-02-06 02:22:30 PM  

stuhayes2010: I think she's smoking.

But has to be the most vapid person in the world.


She must be vaping addict
 
2018-02-06 02:23:53 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Rapmaster2000: It's like someone watched heels in the WWF and said "Why can't I just be a heel in real life?"  It looks very profitable.

She's a disgusting person in every possible way.

Even Piper never got this much heat.

I knew those pandas were shady!


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2018-02-06 02:29:07 PM  
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Finish your coffee and get out
 
2018-02-06 02:39:31 PM  

mrrichierich: So what do you do for a living?
Kardasian Bum Squad. Heres Kylie jenner for no reason.
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They're literally trying to out-ass each other.
 
2018-02-06 02:40:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: She's a disgusting person in every possible way. I'm surprised she doesn't work at the White House.


This is the truthiness thing I've read all year.
 
2018-02-06 02:50:38 PM  
Oh, yeah, she's the girl that had Ray J's dick in her mouth.
 
2018-02-06 03:28:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 604x603]


I just now saw your name on that and realized the buffer is a Photoshop.

My initial thought was "this does not surprise me".
 
2018-02-06 03:31:23 PM  

texdent: Who's the hotter Kardashian/Jenner sister?


Kendall Jenner

I confess to clicking on Daily Mail links to scan the sidebar for cheesecake. About half the stories are about Kardashian/Jenners. I would never click on any of them except I noticed one pretty girl isn't deformed like the others. That's Kendall Jenner.
 
2018-02-06 04:36:49 PM  
jaytkay:

I confess to clicking on Daily Mail links to scan the sidebar for cheesecake. About half the stories are about Kardashian/Jenners.


Here's my Daily Mail sidebar bingo card, so you can play along:

"flaunts her ample cleavage"
"VERY risque plunging neckline"
"shows off her toned abs"
"with her taut derriere on display"
"in a revealing new photoshoot"
"bares all in her latest Instagram post"
"exposes her rock hard bikini body"
"shows off weight loss in skimpy bikini"
"flaunts her toned legs"
"shows off her impressive physique"
"flashes side boob and pert posterier"
 
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