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(PennLive)   Could Amazon continue their takeover ways by acquiring Target and Kohl's? Walmart is heard shaking in their wee little boots   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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797 clicks; posted to Business » on 06 Feb 2018 at 10:35 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-02-06 09:32:40 AM  
Yes.

/DRTFA
 
2018-02-06 09:50:43 AM  
Amazon is slowly becoming a Monopoly.
 
2018-02-06 10:27:58 AM  
Alexa is now mandatory.
 
2018-02-06 10:32:01 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Alexa is now mandatory.


"Open the pod bay doors, Alexa."
 
2018-02-06 10:33:07 AM  
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2018-02-06 10:36:09 AM  
Please buy Rite Aid, Amazon.
 
2018-02-06 10:36:56 AM  

slackananda: KarmicDisaster: Alexa is now mandatory.

"Open the pod bay doors, Alexa."


I'm sorry, Dave, you don't have Prime
 
2018-02-06 10:36:58 AM  
They could buy JC Penny and Rite Aid for a lot less than they'd pay for Target, and achieve the same goals.
 
2018-02-06 10:42:22 AM  

KarmicDisaster: slackananda: KarmicDisaster: Alexa is now mandatory.

"Open the pod bay doors, Alexa."

I'm sorry, Dave, you don't have Prime


I didn't see the "Alexa Loses Her Voice - HAL 9000 Edition" ad.
 
2018-02-06 10:46:31 AM  

kdawg7736: Amazon is slowly becoming a Monopoly.


Can we outsource the presidency and congress to them?
 
2018-02-06 10:47:00 AM  

H31N0US: Please buy Rite Aid, Amazon.


Walgreens already did.
 
2018-02-06 10:54:43 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: kdawg7736: Amazon is slowly becoming a Monopoly.

Can we outsource the presidency and congress to them?


That would require Amazon to make a purchase of Koch Industries.
 
2018-02-06 10:55:13 AM  
Buying cheap shiat and cheaper shiat may not be the best plan.

Who am I kidding? Buying cheap shiat and selling it for more is the greatest plan ever. Evar!
 
2018-02-06 11:06:24 AM  
Under any other administration, I'd laugh at the idea of a merger between Amazon and Walmart.
 
2018-02-06 11:09:37 AM  
one company selling unregulated chinese garbage and fakes vs another company selling unregulated chinese garbage and fakes
 
2018-02-06 11:23:31 AM  
Ask Whole Foods employees how that's working out for them.
 
2018-02-06 11:35:17 AM  

H31N0US: They could buy JC Penny and Rite Aid for a lot less than they'd pay for Target, and achieve the same goals.


I bet Amazon could acquire them in bankruptcy court for a lot less and unencumbered by debt.
 
2018-02-06 12:13:37 PM  

bikerbob59: Ask Whole Foods employees how that's working out for them.


How's that working out for you?
 
2018-02-06 12:33:21 PM  
Well, someone needs to do something about Kohl's. This 45% off an inflated sticker price crap is for the birds.

Saw a pair of "$90 khaki pants" on 'sale' for $35. Walmart carries better quality clothing than those pants. It's a total scam.
 
2018-02-06 01:17:22 PM  
Disney will own all entertainment companies.

Amazon will own all mid to high end retail and e-commerce.
 
2018-02-06 05:52:58 PM  

kdawg7736: Amazon is slowly becoming a Monopoly.


A monopoly of companies I don't deal with, strange how that works.

/full discloser: about 14 years ago, I bought turkey thighs at the food hole.
 
2018-02-06 07:01:46 PM  

KarmicDisaster: slackananda: KarmicDisaster: Alexa is now mandatory.

"Open the pod bay doors, Alexa."

I'm sorry, Dave, you don't have Prime



This is an old video but it seemed the right time to dust if off.
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2018-02-06 07:54:57 PM  

Jonnadiah: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: kdawg7736: Amazon is slowly becoming a Monopoly.

Can we outsource the presidency and congress to them?

That would require Amazon to make a purchase of Koch Industries.


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2018-02-06 07:56:10 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Disney will own all entertainment companies.

Amazon will own all mid to high end retail and e-commerce.


Tesla will own transportation.

And the West Coast will rule over all.
 
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