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(Bloomberg)   And now a word from the global chief investment strategist at Citigroup Inc: How far it goes down from here, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   ( bloomberg.com) divider line
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2018-02-06 12:53:04 AM  
I wouldn't make an on the record guess, either.
 
2018-02-06 12:57:34 AM  
Buy Bare Fark bonds.
 
2018-02-06 01:07:29 AM  
I saw something on Twitter a bit ago saying Dow futures are down 800 as of tonight.
 
2018-02-06 02:42:10 AM  
I get the feeling when I go to buy my new car at the end of the week, my financing approval will magically disappear as a result of this.
 
2018-02-06 06:44:24 AM  
Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.
 
2018-02-06 07:22:03 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.


Anyone who had the faith in Trump to be heavily in the stock market is evil and stupid, and deserves to be what they always will be.
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2018-02-06 07:26:00 AM  

jso2897: AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Anyone who had the faith in Trump to be heavily in the stock market is evil and stupid, and deserves to be what they always will be.
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Ok, bail them out.  TOO BIG TO FAIL!
 
2018-02-06 07:36:56 AM  
Bitcoin tumbled for a sixth day, at one point trading below $6,000 for the first time since October.

SELL, MORTIMER! SELL!
 
2018-02-06 07:46:33 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: jso2897: AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Anyone who had the faith in Trump to be heavily in the stock market is evil and stupid, and deserves to be what they always will be.
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Ok, bail them out.  TOO BIG TO FAIL!


The hillbillies? Okay. Here's 3 boxes of .22 ammo and a $25 Shell card.
 
2018-02-06 08:05:02 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.


Like everybody in a retirement fund or folks trying to save up for their kid's college, that bunch of people?
 
2018-02-06 08:08:41 AM  

jjorsett: AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Like everybody in a retirement fund or folks trying to save up for their kid's college, that bunch of people?


I changed my mind.  Bail them out.  TOO BIG TO FAIL!
 
2018-02-06 09:07:22 AM  

jso2897: AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Anyone who had the faith in Trump to be heavily in the stock market is evil and stupid, and deserves to be what they always will be.
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Reminds me of Redneck Rampage.

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2018-02-06 05:18:30 PM  

jjorsett: AmbassadorBooze: Crash and burn.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

Like everybody in a retirement fund or folks trying to save up for their kid's college, that bunch of people?


Don't you know that for a large contingent of farkers, anyone who has something that they don't have is the enemy and deserves misery.
 
2018-02-06 11:09:19 PM  
investment bankers don't know anything more than you do.  They just made a business out of looking like they do.
 
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