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(New Musical Express)   List of items banned from Foo Fighters concert included "Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest," "any pencil that isn't a number two pencil," and "derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain"   ( nme.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Shania Twain, Foo Fighters, Ryan Seacrest, host Ryan Seacrest, recent Foo Fighters, derogatory press clippings, presumably tongue-in-cheek list, homemade nut milks  
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2018-02-05 04:14:17 PM  
I missed "The year must not be later than 1999".
2018-02-05 04:23:54 PM  
I feel a bizarre urge to smuggle in my Rotring 600 with 2B lead for some reason.
2018-02-05 04:32:07 PM  
and no brown M & M's!
2018-02-05 04:34:11 PM  
They'll pry my #1 pencils from my cold dead hands.
2018-02-05 04:46:15 PM  
They mention umbrellas twice
2018-02-05 04:49:15 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: They mention umbrellas twice

They like umbrellas.
2018-02-05 04:51:57 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: and no brown M & M's!

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2018-02-05 04:54:31 PM  
Very whimsical. He needs someone dark and brooding to make it really work
2018-02-05 05:23:16 PM  
No "MTV's Dan Cortese"?
2018-02-05 05:54:27 PM  
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?
2018-02-05 06:03:02 PM  

spaceherpes: Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

That's on Deadpool's rider.
2018-02-05 06:06:21 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: and no brown M & M's!

This, and this notice, sound like the things they put into riders to make sure a venue is paying attention.
2018-02-05 06:11:13 PM  

amb: spaceherpes: Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

That's on Deadpool's rider.

Pretty sure that was The Lone Rangers first.
2018-02-05 06:14:40 PM  
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2018-02-05 07:10:44 PM  

tjassen: No "MTV's Dan Cortese"?

Everyone must've using that rider because that guy has been a ghost for the last 15 years.
2018-02-05 07:18:34 PM  
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2018-02-05 09:48:48 PM  
So what about the pencil?  He's like Shakespeare, he just wants to know if it's 2B or not 2B.
2018-02-05 10:22:51 PM  
He also has some of the best advice for aspiring musicians:
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2018-02-06 01:46:38 AM  
Their tour rider coloring /activity book is epic!
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