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2018-02-05 01:37:37 PM  
Tawmmy and Sully from Quinzee aren't going to like this.
 
2018-02-05 02:26:39 PM  
CeeLo did it better.
 
2018-02-05 02:55:32 PM  
So your response after claiming Patriots fans are insufferable is to whine like a biatch when you win.  Good job.  That's some good sportsmanship there.

It's one thing to celebrate your team winning.  The Eagles played well (at least, their offense did) and they won.  I'm not happy about the outcome, but I don't have a problem with their fans celebrating it.  Articles like this just make you come across as a dick, though.
 
2018-02-05 05:10:26 PM  

NeoCortex42: So your response after claiming Patriots fans are insufferable is to whine like a biatch when you win.  Good job.  That's some good sportsmanship there.

It's one thing to celebrate your team winning.  The Eagles played well (at least, their offense did) and they won.  I'm not happy about the outcome, but I don't have a problem with their fans celebrating it.  Articles like this just make you come across as a dick, though.


This; there are ways of celebrating a Pats loss in the Super Bowl without looking like a pretentious dick.
 
2018-02-05 05:18:24 PM  
I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.
 
2018-02-05 05:18:57 PM  

NeoCortex42: So your response after claiming Patriots fans are insufferable is to whine like a biatch when you win.  Good job.  That's some good sportsmanship there.

It's one thing to celebrate your team winning.  The Eagles played well (at least, their offense did) and they won.  I'm not happy about the outcome, but I don't have a problem with their fans celebrating it.  Articles like this just make you come across as a dick, though.


Umm, that article was written by a Vikings fan,so don't go blaming us Eagles fans for it. We're too busy rioting and burning down Philly, remember?

/Not that I didn't enjoy reading it
 
2018-02-05 05:19:30 PM  

John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.


Well shiat the site will probably shut down if you leave.
 
2018-02-05 05:19:46 PM  
Let me guess, Magary...

/he's a twat
 
2018-02-05 05:22:05 PM  
I often wonder, are there more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title win?  Or more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title loss?
 
2018-02-05 05:23:01 PM  

goddamndroogs!: I often wonder, are there more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title win?  Or more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title loss?


And by 'happy' I just mean generally feeling contentment.
 
2018-02-05 05:31:11 PM  

HedlessChickn: CeeLo did it better.


Nilsson did it best
 
2018-02-05 05:31:48 PM  

goddamndroogs!: I often wonder, are there more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title win?  Or more people who are happy after a Yankees/Pats title loss?


The latter.
 
2018-02-05 05:36:35 PM  
I can't believe the author of such thoughtful pieces as "Let's Go Ice Fishing Like farking Morons" and "OH MY GOD SNOWMOBILING RULES DROP EVERYTHING YOU HAVE NOW AND BUY A SNOWMOBILE OR ELSE SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE LIKE A LOSER"would now write such dreck about the Patriots.
 
2018-02-05 05:38:00 PM  

NeoCortex42: So your response after claiming Patriots fans are insufferable is to whine like a biatch when you win. Good job. That's some good sportsmanship there.


Like current politics, he's saying the only way to win is to stoop down to the level of the most egregious offenders
 
2018-02-05 05:39:37 PM  
Hey!  You don't talk sh*t about Brian O'Brian from Dickchester and think you can get away with it.  He'll f*ck you up you f*ckin f*cktahd.

Goddamned pricks, I won't even tell'im I tell'is f*ckin girlfriend.  She'll stab you in the f*ckin eye and kill ya sistah, you dumb muthaf*cka.  I swear my uncle's a cop he'll shoot ya dick off.
 
2018-02-05 05:43:02 PM  
thank goodness the next 2 superb owls aren't on nbc. michaels and collingsworth sucked. the joke was on us. i wanted to throw something at the tv when michaels said a pats td that tied the game put them in the lead. it only tied the game and the kickers were wonky the first half of the game.
 
2018-02-05 05:56:22 PM  

js34603: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well shiat the site will probably shut down if you leave.


Bucky isn't here!
 
2018-02-05 06:00:54 PM  
Pats have the whole offseason to square away any ego trips that are going on behind the scenes, which needs to get done before the draft.  Come free agency time, they focus on defense, and when they think they have picked up enough free agents on D, they go and pick up more free agents on D and clean out some of these bums that were on the field last night.

Come draft day, nab the heir to Tom since you shipped off who it should have been for a bag of blazin hot Doritos.  Offense still looks good but gotta re-sign Amendola and Lewis

No, Gronk is not retiring
 
2018-02-05 06:10:48 PM  

NeoCortex42: So your response after claiming Patriots fans are insufferable is to whine like a biatch when you win.  Good job.  That's some good sportsmanship there.

It's one thing to celebrate your team winning.  The Eagles played well (at least, their offense did) and they won.  I'm not happy about the outcome, but I don't have a problem with their fans celebrating it.  Articles like this just make you come across as a dick, though.


You support cheaters and whine like a baby when people rightfully point out that they are cheaters.
 
2018-02-05 06:11:22 PM  

John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.


Well, bye.jpeg
 
2018-02-05 06:19:13 PM  
Brian O'Brian from Dickchester

That guy used to hang out at my local dive.  Pats and Sawx braggadocio all night long, every night.
 
2018-02-05 06:25:50 PM  

chuggernaught: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well, bye.jpeg


Also, the sooner the better.
 
2018-02-05 06:40:43 PM  
I left a negative review of his book on Amazon. You treat people like dicks, they respond in kind...

https://www.amazon.com/Hike-Novel-Dre​w​-Magary-ebook/dp/B01839Q436/ref=sr_1_1​?ie=UTF8&qid=1517873645&sr=8-1&keyword​s=Drew+Magary
 
2018-02-05 06:42:24 PM  
It's Deadspin.  It doesn't have to make sense.  Just generate them ol' clicks.
 
2018-02-05 06:46:50 PM  
As for more schadenfreude, there's another really, really good Deadspin article in TFA's links that's sure to make your day.

https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/the​-tom-brady-strip-sack-as-called-by-ann​ouncers-from-1822718984
 
2018-02-05 07:01:56 PM  

Iczer: As for more schadenfreude, there's another really, really good Deadspin article in TFA's links that's sure to make your day.

https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/the​-tom-brady-strip-sack-as-called-by-ann​ouncers-from-1822718984


I assumed you were going to point to the Bill Simmons article.

I like Magary- he's over the top on purpose and does this kind of stuff tongue in cheek.
 
2018-02-05 08:13:00 PM  

HedlessChickn: chuggernaught: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well, bye.jpeg

Also, the sooner the better.


I bother you THAT much? Use your fu*king 'Ignore'.
 
2018-02-05 08:18:23 PM  

John Buck 41: HedlessChickn: chuggernaught: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well, bye.jpeg

Also, the sooner the better.

I bother you THAT much? Use your fu*king 'Ignore'.


Ignore is for the weak.
 
2018-02-05 08:23:34 PM  

starlost: thank goodness the next 2 superb owls aren't on nbc. michaels and collingsworth sucked. the joke was on us. i wanted to throw something at the tv when michaels said a pats td that tied the game put them in the lead. it only tied the game and the kickers were wonky the first half of the game.


I don't think they were great, but damn, it was a minor mistake and he corrected it quickly.  Maybe Michaels is slipping a bit, but I give him a pass on that one. Worse for me is I didn't need Collinsworth to remind me 10 times that if a man goes in motion then Brady knows he's got man coverage on Gronkowski!!
 
2018-02-05 09:01:33 PM  

John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.


Well bye dot jpeg
 
2018-02-05 09:15:56 PM  
Some people just hate a perpetual winner, I guess.
 
2018-02-05 09:28:30 PM  

knbwhite: starlost: thank goodness the next 2 superb owls aren't on nbc. michaels and collingsworth sucked. the joke was on us. i wanted to throw something at the tv when michaels said a pats td that tied the game put them in the lead. it only tied the game and the kickers were wonky the first half of the game.

I don't think they were great, but damn, it was a minor mistake and he corrected it quickly.  Maybe Michaels is slipping a bit, but I give him a pass on that one. Worse for me is I didn't need Collinsworth to remind me 10 times that if a man goes in motion then Brady knows he's got man coverage on Gronkowski!!


What killed me was the Iggles play to score the TD at the end of the 1st half.  It's fundamentally the same play the Pats had just failed to pull off, and Al Michaels reaction is "they pulled this one out of the back of the play book!".

Then there was Collinsworth on Ertz's TD where he caught, stepped, stepped, reached, and scored a TD.  Old Chris was still yakking about that after the game was over, poor man.  At least Joe Buck never had it, but Collinsworth has lost it.
 
2018-02-05 10:16:47 PM  

HedlessChickn: John Buck 41: HedlessChickn: chuggernaught: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well, bye.jpeg

Also, the sooner the better.

I bother you THAT much? Use your fu*king 'Ignore'.

Ignore is for the weak.


I agree. Have never used it. Thought given your comment it might be an option for you regarding me. But I am pleased to know you will still be seeing my posts.
 
2018-02-05 10:19:03 PM  

neapoi: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well bye dot jpeg


You can't even do that right. It's wellbye.jpeg
 
2018-02-05 10:45:43 PM  

John Buck 41: You can't even do that right. It's wellbye.jpeg


What the hell is his problem?
 
2018-02-05 10:46:14 PM  

HedlessChickn: Ignore is for the weak.


Everyone ignores the weak.
 
2018-02-05 10:46:51 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: HedlessChickn: Ignore is for the weak.

Everyone ignores the weak.


I hope you never have children then.

:p

/It's a JOKE
 
2018-02-05 10:47:58 PM  

John Buck 41: neapoi: John Buck 41: I find it hard to believe this piece of shiat got greened. I know, welcome to Fark.

About done with this place.

Well bye dot jpeg

You can't even do that right. It's wellbye.jpeg


I was trying to be funny and spell it out but I see that now I'm not a funny person dot jpeg
 
2018-02-05 10:53:39 PM  
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2018-02-05 11:03:13 PM  
The era [error] that began with the tuck rule ended without the tuck rule.

Seriously, no offensive penalties in the playoffs until that humorous false start? Mr. Index card was even Laughing about it. It's the WWE out there.

Once they didn't give every Pat whiny biatch the phamtom call I knew the eagles had a chance.

The script is written. New heros have been selected. I suspect more people are getting tired of the the same old song and dance. To switch it up you're going to see more Prescott, Carr, Wentz or whoever they think is HOT this week.

I'll begrudgingly give Brady his due but his time has past. The *s remain. They still cheated and gamed their way to the top.

You can't attract new players to a dieing sport if you can't at least pretend to be fair.
 
2018-02-05 11:38:24 PM  

HedlessChickn: Marcus Aurelius: HedlessChickn: Ignore is for the weak.

Everyone ignores the weak.

I hope you never have children then.

:p

/It's a JOKE


I have grandchildren.  I prey on weakness.
 
2018-02-06 12:20:39 AM  
I'm always amused at how much this site badmouths Deadspin considering how many Fark sports headlines and heavily up voted jokes are stolen directly from them or their comment section.
 
2018-02-06 01:09:22 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: What killed me was the Iggles play to score the TD at the end of the 1st half. It's fundamentally the same play the Pats had just failed to pull off, and Al Michaels reaction is "they pulled this one out of the back of the play book!".

Then there was Collinsworth on Ertz's TD where he caught, stepped, stepped, reached, and scored a TD. Old Chris was still yakking about that after the game was over, poor man. At least Joe Buck never had it, but Collinsworth has lost it.


Chris always was Joe Buck as a Color Commentator, though.  I'd rather have Dan Dierdorf back in the booth
 
2018-02-06 10:41:37 AM  
Don't hold back. Please. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
 
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