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(Science Magazine)   Attack of the clones, crayfish edition   ( sciencemag.org) divider line
    More: Weird, crayfish, Gene, DNA, slough crayfish, distant slough crayfish, slough crayfish meeting, Human genome, Crustacean  
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2018-02-05 12:55:24 PM  
There's an easy and delicious solution:

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2018-02-05 02:40:57 PM  
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2018-02-05 02:49:50 PM  
I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.
 
2018-02-05 04:00:22 PM  

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Username checks out.
 
2018-02-05 04:23:33 PM  
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2018-02-05 04:40:35 PM  

simplicimus: I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.


Crawdad, I think you meant.
 
2018-02-05 04:47:34 PM  

Ambitwistor: simplicimus: I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.

Crawdad, I think you meant.


Naw, you mean crick lobster
 
2018-02-05 04:51:10 PM  
Nothing that an 80 quart pot and a propane burner can't fix.

Crawdad season is about to start in earnest, and it will be tasty.
 
2018-02-05 05:04:06 PM  

McGrits: Nothing that an 80 quart pot and a propane burner can't fix.

Crawdad season is about to start in earnest, and it will be tasty.


They haven't reached the US yet. And we should hope they shouldn't, Walleye, Perch, Pike, and Bass all feed on crawfish, it would take generations before they got used to the new species of crawfish (different look and behavior). You wouldn't be able to catch a regulation Walleye for a DECADE of these guys got over here.
 
2018-02-05 05:25:24 PM  
Another problem that could be solved by eating it. Or are they not a culinary type of mudbug?
 
2018-02-05 08:37:54 PM  
FTFA:   "It has been thought to have arisen when two slough crayfish, imported from Florida."

Florida?  You don't say.
 
2018-02-05 09:24:01 PM  
Pathogens love clones
 
2018-02-05 09:31:48 PM  

Douggernaut: Ambitwistor: simplicimus: I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.

Crawdad, I think you meant.

Naw, you mean crick lobster


You mean mud bugs.
 
2018-02-05 09:59:26 PM  

simplicimus: Douggernaut: Ambitwistor: simplicimus: I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.

Crawdad, I think you meant.

Naw, you mean crick lobster

You mean mud bugs.


Racist!

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2018-02-06 07:49:15 AM  

simplicimus: Douggernaut: Ambitwistor: simplicimus: I think you  meant crawfish, Subby.

Crawdad, I think you meant.

Naw, you mean crick lobster

You mean mud bugs.


You mean yabbies.
 
2018-02-06 05:23:26 PM  
I, for one, welcome our mutant crayfish overlords.

overladies... overwhatever...
 
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