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(Pro Football Talk)   You're not going to believe this, but Philly is officially a shiatshow this morning   ( profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, fans, Riot, World Series, light poles, Philadelphia Phillies, Super Bowl, Chicago White Sox, Boston Red Sox  
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2018-02-05 10:36:33 AM  
So it's a regular Monday in Philly.
 
2018-02-05 10:42:13 AM  
Tuesday is tomorrow
 
2018-02-05 10:48:30 AM  
Must be a day ending in "y".
 
2018-02-05 10:59:31 AM  
A man ate horse poop
 
2018-02-05 11:00:29 AM  
Given the size of the crowds, not too bad.
 
2018-02-05 11:00:58 AM  
Light the ceremonial police car.
 
2018-02-05 11:02:17 AM  
Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H
 
2018-02-05 11:07:04 AM  
apotheosis27

A man ate horse poop

I see no mention of Jack in the Box
 
2018-02-05 11:07:47 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H


The NARRATIVE must flow. Cities are DARK and DANGEROUS and full of THUGS and VIOLENCE.

FLEE for your LIVES.
 
2018-02-05 11:08:28 AM  
That's typical of these people.  Why are they destroying their own neighborhoods?  Sad!
 
2018-02-05 11:08:30 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H


C'mon man... we were all going to rag on Philadelphia if they won or if they lost.
 
2018-02-05 11:09:04 AM  
Damage totals:

1 awning
1 Nissan SUV
1 store window
2 traffic poles
10 potted plants

Disappointing that anything bad happened, but it's not exactly

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2018-02-05 11:09:05 AM  
Eagles fan here.  A sane one from South Jersey.

On behalf of these morans, I apologize.

Not all Eagles fans are terroists.
 
2018-02-05 11:09:42 AM  

apotheosis27: A man ate horse poop


What a riot.
 
2018-02-05 11:10:00 AM  
i can't WAIT for the parade. I'm so there🦅

/vandals gonna vandal
//if any other Philly farkers are going to the parade we should have a fark meet up at some point...
 
2018-02-05 11:10:08 AM  

reprobate1125: Eagles fan here.  A sane one from South Jersey.

On behalf of these morans, I apologize.

Not all Eagles fans are terroists.


Thank you.  I met quite a few decent ones this past week.
 
2018-02-05 11:10:48 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H


Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.
 
2018-02-05 11:11:01 AM  
A half dozen bad apples out of half a million ain't half bad.
 
2018-02-05 11:11:44 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: A half dozen bad apples out of half a million ain't half bad.


Sure.
 
2018-02-05 11:11:51 AM  
farking VANCOUVER was better at this than you, Philly, and they didn't even win! Somebody punched a cop in San Diego yesterday, and you can't even top that?
 
2018-02-05 11:14:00 AM  

MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.


Exactly. You never hear anything about Minnesota fans destroying property after their Super Bowl victories.
 
2018-02-05 11:14:23 AM  
76 arrests? How appropriate!
 
2018-02-05 11:15:18 AM  

Richard Sauce: 76 arrests? How appropriate!


Ten-Nine-Eight-Seventy six arrests!
 
2018-02-05 11:15:27 AM  

Richard Sauce: 76 arrests? How appropriate!


Oh that was in 2008; maybe they can hit it that magic number again.
 
2018-02-05 11:16:13 AM  

boxbot2000: MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Exactly. You never hear anything about Minnesota fans destroying property after their Super Bowl victories.


not cool man.  not cool.
 
2018-02-05 11:16:26 AM  
It wasn't that bad. This is dumb.
 
2018-02-05 11:17:02 AM  

MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.


Butthurt Vikings fan, perhaps? 

---

As an Eagles fan, this shiat is embarrassing.  There's no defending it.
 
2018-02-05 11:17:02 AM  

MNguy: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H

Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.


Sure because a handful of morons that have low impulse control is all of us. 🙄
 
2018-02-05 11:17:49 AM  

boxbot2000: Damage totals:

1 awning
1 Nissan SUV
1 store window
2 traffic poles
10 potted plants

Disappointing that anything bad happened, but it's not exactly

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2018-02-05 11:18:00 AM  

Butterflew: MNguy: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H

Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Sure because a handful of morons that have low impulse control is all of us. 🙄


I suppose you could MOVE
 
2018-02-05 11:18:56 AM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Butthurt Vikings fan, perhaps? 

---

As an Eagles fan, this shiat is embarrassing.  There's no defending it.


And, really, I met quite a few polite Philly fans here this past week.  No hard feelings.
 
2018-02-05 11:19:45 AM  
*yawn
A few arrests and some broken windows. Wow.
They are just out of control.
 
2018-02-05 11:20:35 AM  

GardenWeasel: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H

The NARRATIVE must flow. Cities are DARK and DANGEROUS and full of THUGS and VIOLENCE.

FLEE for your LIVES.


Well, certain cities are dark.  You know Boston wouldn't do this- I mean, they really aren't a dark city but Philly is dark.  Lots of the people there- really make the city dark, and you need to be afraid of them.  Not at all like those Boston folks.

/Eagles fan kinda annoyed that the coverage seems to be focused on how bad Philly is rioting and if the Patriots will be back next year.
 
2018-02-05 11:20:39 AM  
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2018-02-05 11:20:42 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: boxbot2000: Damage totals:

1 awning
1 Nissan SUV
1 store window
2 traffic poles
10 potted plants

Disappointing that anything bad happened, but it's not exactly

[img.fark.net image 825x464]

[citationneeded.jpeg]


Anecdotal Twitter account compiling on Deadspin.
 
2018-02-05 11:20:59 AM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: As an Eagles fan, this shiat is embarrassing.  There's no defending it.


Don't let them fool you.

You had tens of thousands of people gathering in huge groups all over the city. People who have been drinking for hours and there were a few cases of vandalism.

I was out at Rising Sun & Cottman - which isn't the best area. A nice group of about 1,000 or so cheering, dancing, high-fiving.

The worst occurrence was 2 guys climbed on top of a bus stop shed and shotgunned a beer.

Wow, savages.
 
2018-02-05 11:22:10 AM  

MNguy: boxbot2000: MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Exactly. You never hear anything about Minnesota fans destroying property after their Super Bowl victories.

not cool man.  not cool.


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2018-02-05 11:22:26 AM  

MNguy: Butterflew: MNguy: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H

Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Sure because a handful of morons that have low impulse control is all of us. 🙄

I suppose you could MOVE


Why? Because you don't like this area?
 
2018-02-05 11:23:16 AM  

doubled99: *yawn
A few arrests and some broken windows. Wow.
They are just out of control.


Glad it wasn't in your neighborhood
 
2018-02-05 11:23:54 AM  

Butterflew: MNguy: Butterflew: MNguy: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Really? A THIRD greenlight about this?

Have some Preparation H

Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Sure because a handful of morons that have low impulse control is all of us. 🙄

I suppose you could MOVE

Why? Because you don't like this area?


Historically, I mean I suppose it's ok
 
2018-02-05 11:28:20 AM  

reprobate1125: Eagles fan here.  A sane one from South Jersey.

On behalf of these morans, I apologize.

Not all Eagles fans are terroists.


You're just like a friend of mine from college...he's an Eagles fan from Long Beach Island.

/Enjoy this moment.
//Glad the Evil Empire lost yesterday.
///Seahawks fan.
 
2018-02-05 11:31:28 AM  

GardenWeasel: MNguy: boxbot2000: MNguy: Maybe you could stop being idiots?  I dunno, but that's where I would start.

Exactly. You never hear anything about Minnesota fans destroying property after their Super Bowl victories.

not cool man.  not cool.

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THAT commercial had me rolling with laughter.
 
2018-02-05 11:32:48 AM  

apotheosis27: A man ate horse poop


Oh, sure, but tourists line up to order it from Geno's all the time and nobody says anything.
 
2018-02-05 11:33:45 AM  

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2018-02-05 11:35:53 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Googles Do Nothing: [cdn-static.denofgeek.com image 620x320]

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I know the show might as well be dead now, but they need to get together for one last episode. The series finale, have them all die doing something really stupid after the Super Bowl.
 
2018-02-05 11:36:35 AM  
I have to give credit where credit is due. Eagles fans are improving. I think just everyone from Giants fans to professional pole lubers to the entire State of Minnesota expected much worse than this. Well done Eagles fans
 
2018-02-05 11:39:46 AM  

Trocadero: Rapmaster2000: The Googles Do Nothing: [cdn-static.denofgeek.com image 620x320]

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I know the show might as well be dead now, but they need to get together for one last episode. The series finale, have them all die doing something really stupid after the Super Bowl.


I would love that.
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2018-02-05 11:41:18 AM  

mikaloyd: I have to give credit where credit is due. Eagles fans are improving. I think just everyone from Giants fans to professional pole lubers to the entire State of Minnesota expected much worse than this. Well done Eagles fans


Just FYI, I was actually downtown for this Superbowl and I never travelled to Philly, so they never even got to see me.
 
2018-02-05 11:49:57 AM  
Was there. Didn't see anything bad. There's still buildings standing. Get over it.

EAGLES WIN!
Youtube VCxcu2hxHwk
 
2018-02-05 11:51:28 AM  
Safer than a weekend in Chicago
 
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