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(Mother Nature Network)   You know you've made it into the Super Secret Cat Club when your cat teaches you the super secret handshake   ( mnn.com) divider line
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2018-02-05 03:13:27 AM  
That must have taken forever. Humans are remarkably hard to train.
 
2018-02-05 03:17:13 AM  
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2018-02-05 05:45:20 AM  
Secret handshake? I, uh, need to have a talk with my cats.

We had a fairly elaborate ritual involving bloodletting, chicken livers, and that thing in the crystal caves we don't talk about.

It was right after they talked me out of throwing away that stale loaf of rye bread.
 
2018-02-05 06:07:00 AM  
I always thought that the secret kitty handshake involved around 500 claws and a bite.
 
2018-02-05 06:50:16 AM  

fusillade762: That must have taken forever. Humans are remarkably hard to train.


As an untrained human, I can verify this claim.
 
2018-02-05 07:33:08 AM  
Well it's not a secret anymore.
 
2018-02-05 08:14:55 AM  
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Spends weeks teaching cat 'secret handshake', can't figure out why no one will date her.
 
2018-02-05 08:19:02 AM  
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2018-02-05 08:29:50 AM  
my cat's secret handshake involves claws in the back of my leg because i didn't let him out fast enough
 
2018-02-05 08:33:54 AM  
Does that Ninja dash, swiping at your ankles and disappearing into the darkness at 4am count as a secret handshake?
 
2018-02-05 08:34:37 AM  
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2018-02-05 10:19:07 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 599x599]

Spends weeks teaching cat 'secret handshake', can't figure out why no one will date her.


: /
 
2018-02-05 10:28:31 AM  
Gross.  Touching their paws after they walk around in their litter boxes?  Who knows what disgusting germs you're getting all over your hands?

This is why I've taught my cats to give me kisses instead.
 
2018-02-05 10:42:26 AM  
We just head boop and go on about our day.

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2018-02-05 11:00:20 AM  
Possibly the coolest cat ever.  I get teary when I think about his relationship with McNish and his fate.

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2018-02-05 11:38:44 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [img.fark.net image 640x428]


Cat is saying "No. Just no, human".
 
2018-02-05 11:47:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 599x599]

Spends weeks teaching cat 'secret handshake', can't figure out why no one will date her.


10 years later.........
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2018-02-05 01:41:49 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 270x360]


was expecting the link to be this
 
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