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(Deadspin)   The city of Philadelphia ups the ante again in the war on pole climbers - hydraulic fluid   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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2018-02-04 05:26:07 PM  
Either way the city's going to burn.
 
2018-02-04 07:29:45 PM  
They should just cut to the chase and slather the poles in that abortion of a cheese sauce they use.
 
2018-02-04 08:10:09 PM  
Wednesday's headline: EPA issues notices of violation to city of Philadelphia over intentional dumping of hydraulic fluid.

/just kidding, this EPA would cheer dumping pollutants for shiats and giggles
//dumping hydraulic fluid in that river might be an improvement
 
2018-02-04 08:25:37 PM  

unyon: They should just cut to the chase and slather the poles in that abortion of a cheese sauce they use.


Then everyone would be wiping their meat and their buns on it.  And nobody wants to see that.
 
2018-02-04 08:53:35 PM  
Riot Juice will wash that right off
 
2018-02-04 10:10:11 PM  
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2018-02-04 10:19:22 PM  

unyon: They should just cut to the chase and slather the poles in that abortion of a cheese sauce they use.


with all the drunks out there will be plenty of poles that get whiz on them
 
2018-02-04 10:28:44 PM  

oldernell: Either way the city's going to burn.


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I kid.  Congratulations, Eagles fans!  Now, let the greased pole climbing championship begin!

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2018-02-04 10:52:48 PM  
MOUNT ALL THE POLES!

/ha ha....mount
 
2018-02-04 10:52:51 PM  
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2018-02-04 10:55:23 PM  
What happened to the offer from the lube company? Non flammable, non toxic, literally slippery af...
 
2018-02-04 10:57:55 PM  
We just watched the news, it didn't work.
 
2018-02-04 10:59:07 PM  

TheManofPA: MOUNT ALL THE POLES!

/ha ha....mount


The awkward sex thread is that-a-way 👇👉👉👇
 
2018-02-04 11:03:11 PM  
Nice job Foles, pulling off a Plunkett. When does the qb controversy start in Philadelphia?
 
2018-02-04 11:31:16 PM  

oldernell: Either way the city's going to burn.


I'm about 1000 miles West of Philadelphia, but I see a bright glow in the east. I have to believe Phili is burning already.
 
2018-02-04 11:57:10 PM  
Nothing is going to burn. Go relax, people.
The "Grease Police" are on the job.
/North Philadelphia raised
//Eagles fan since 1976
///Brady blew it, b*tches
 
2018-02-05 12:03:20 AM  

unyon: They should just cut to the chase and slather the poles in that abortion of a cheese sauce they use.


The "cheese sauce" is for the tourists. They don't know what the frak they are eating anyway... serves them right to going anywhere near Pat's or Geno's.
Real cheesesteaks and hoagies are made with mozzarella, or provolone or even aged cheddar, depending on the place. But always real sliced and melted cheese, always made to order, and always on Amoroso brand rolls.

Real cheese does not come from a frakkin can. Anything else is fakesh*t.
 
2018-02-05 12:08:19 AM  

rewind2846: The "cheese sauce" is for the tourists. They don't know what the frak they are eating anyway... serves them right to going anywhere near Pat's or Geno's.
Real cheesesteaks and hoagies are made with mozzarella, or provolone or even aged cheddar, depending on the place. But always real sliced and melted cheese, always made to order, and always on Amoroso brand rolls.


Steve's Prince of Steaks off Roosevelt is our first stop on any trip into Philly.
 
2018-02-05 12:10:08 AM  
Why try to grease them up to prevent it? Gorilla Glue the poles and ticket whoever is stuck come morning.
 
2018-02-05 12:12:58 AM  

astar812: Why try to grease them up to prevent it? Gorilla Glue the poles and ticket whoever is stuck come morning.


You would probably have a lot of coats, gloves, and pants stuck to the poles and mobs of drunken, naked men running amok before eventually succumbing to hypothermia .
 
2018-02-05 12:19:07 AM  

cgraves67: astar812: Why try to grease them up to prevent it? Gorilla Glue the poles and ticket whoever is stuck come morning.

You would probably have a lot of coats, gloves, and pants stuck to the poles and mobs of drunken, naked men running amok before eventually succumbing to hypothermia .


Our a good night in many parts of the US.
 
2018-02-05 04:55:33 AM  

SafetyThird: Nice job Foles, pulling off a Plunkett. When does the qb controversy start in Philadelphia?


Not going to happen.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ni​c​k-foles-contract-would-make-him-a-free​-agent-if-hes-on-the-eagles-in-februar​y-2019/
 
kab
2018-02-05 09:15:21 AM  
So who gets to clean this shiat up after all the drunks go home?
 
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