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2018-02-04 11:24:29 AM  
...for the headline

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2018-02-04 12:16:35 PM  
Andrew WK sucks.

But do I dislike him only bc he sucks or bc he sucks and I'm old?
 
2018-02-04 12:17:30 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Andrew WK sucks.

But do I dislike him only bc he sucks or bc he sucks and I'm old?


I should've said "uninteresting" bc that's worse than sucks.
 
2018-02-04 01:54:08 PM  
I thought this was going to be an item about Colin Jost's comment during Weekend Update last night.
 
2018-02-04 01:55:22 PM  
Stewart Lee Orienteering with Napalm Death
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2018-02-04 02:03:41 PM  
What kind of vulgarian wears white after Labour Day?
 
2018-02-04 02:05:40 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I thought this was going to be an item about Colin Jost's comment during Weekend Update last night.


Ditto.
 
2018-02-04 02:25:05 PM  
...and for the lazy who still want to do this workout:

Napalm Death - You Suffer
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2018-02-04 02:34:46 PM  
This works better:

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2018-02-04 02:37:35 PM  
Jebus I cannot stand Metal.

Every time I accidentally get a whiff of it, I am genuinely baffled. "People listen to this on purpose? Really?"
 
2018-02-04 03:05:46 PM  
CSB: My mom was Andrew WK's art teacher when he was in high school. He was a great kid (and still seems like a real nice guy). Also: funny.

My mom bumped in to his mom at the store a while back and asked "How's Andrew?" His mom leaned over, sort of embarrassed, and whispered "he is so rich!"

/csb
 
2018-02-04 03:27:10 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I thought this was going to be an item about Colin Jost's comment during Weekend Update last night.


I fell asleep. Please elaborate.
 
2018-02-04 03:44:34 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Andrew WK sucks.

But do I dislike him only bc he sucks or bc he sucks and I'm old?


Look, I don't care for the guy's music - not my tastes.  But I've seen him interviewed, and read his surprisingly good advice column, and he's definitely an interesting dude.  He seems pretty intelligent, and he seems pretty genuine.  I guess I'm in the "doesn't suck" category.
 
2018-02-04 05:08:35 PM  

jaytkay: Jebus I cannot stand Metal.

Every time I accidentally get a whiff of it, I am genuinely baffled. "People listen to this on purpose? Really?"


I'm surprised you can hear anything way up there on your pedestal.
 
2018-02-04 05:33:55 PM  

jaytkay: Jebus I cannot stand Metal.

Every time I accidentally get a whiff of it, I am genuinely baffled. "People listen to this on purpose? Really?"


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2018-02-04 10:36:39 PM  

aaronx: CSB: My mom was Andrew WK's art teacher when he was in high school. He was a great kid (and still seems like a real nice guy). Also: funny.

My mom bumped in to his mom at the store a while back and asked "How's Andrew?" His mom leaned over, sort of embarrassed, and whispered "he is so rich!"

/csb


An acquaintance of mine's parents go to church with Brad Pitt's parents, so he has sat next to Brad Pitt for Christmas before. It's amazing what the parent grapevine conveys.
 
2018-02-04 10:42:17 PM  
CSB
As a yute, I took a "road trip" with 3 buddies. See, our little town had a Wal-Mart and that's it, so getting anything cooler than that meant driving to the city (Springfield or Bloomington), the nearest 100K+ population center. 45 minute drive each way. So we do our business and hit Best Buy. The driver buys AWK, we throw it in on the way home and nobody says a word for 37 minutes till the end. At that point, the passenger says "Jesus, I feel like I need a Gatorade or a cigarette after that. Like, I'm tired just listening to that. AWK parties so hard YOU need a Gatorade just listening to him.

I will always enjoy AWK.
 
2018-02-04 11:08:26 PM  

TelemonianAjax: CSB
As a yute, I took a "road trip" with 3 buddies. See, our little town had a Wal-Mart and that's it, so getting anything cooler than that meant driving to the city (Springfield or Bloomington), the nearest 100K+ population center. 45 minute drive each way. So we do our business and hit Best Buy. The driver buys AWK, we throw it in on the way home and nobody says a word for 37 minutes till the end. At that point, the passenger says "Jesus, I feel like I need a Gatorade or a cigarette after that. Like, I'm tired just listening to that. AWK parties so hard YOU need a Gatorade just listening to him.

I will always enjoy AWK.


His concerts are amazing. I've never had more fun.
 
2018-02-05 12:11:20 PM  

1970Custom: jaytkay: Jebus I cannot stand Metal.

Every time I accidentally get a whiff of it, I am genuinely baffled. "People listen to this on purpose? Really?"

I'm surprised you can hear anything way up there on your pedestal.


You don't have to be on a pedestal to be above that mish-mash of garbage and growling sounds. 
The curb will do, pretty much.
 
2018-02-05 05:55:56 PM  

darch: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I thought this was going to be an item about Colin Jost's comment during Weekend Update last night.

I fell asleep. Please elaborate.


There was a crucifixion joke, or allusion thereto. I forget the details. I was a little drowsy, too. But I remember thinking, "Oooo, he gonna get a couple of ugly postcards for that one."
 
2018-02-05 06:25:03 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: darch: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I thought this was going to be an item about Colin Jost's comment during Weekend Update last night.

I fell asleep. Please elaborate.

There was a crucifixion joke, or allusion thereto. I forget the details. I was a little drowsy, too. But I remember thinking, "Oooo, he gonna get a couple of ugly postcards for that one."


Ah. Mrs. Darch woke me and said "let's go to bed. This shiat isn't funny."

I've always known I married the right girl.
 
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