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(Daily Mail)   Richard Hammond has 'five-second memory' after two high-speed crashes .............. Richard Hammond has 'five-second memory' after two high-speed crashes .............. Richard Hammond has 'five-second memory' after two high-speed crashes   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-04 09:26:27 AM  
I'm sorry...

What?
 
2018-02-04 09:55:07 AM  
Now where was that brake thingy again?
 
2018-02-04 10:42:50 AM  
Sounds fishy
 
2018-02-04 10:49:15 AM  
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Is this what a Hamster looks like after two crashes?
 
2018-02-04 10:51:07 AM  
The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.
 
2018-02-04 10:59:25 AM  

astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.


And surely the English Orangutan would never do something just to fark with one of his friends.

/I really hope that's all it is...
 
2018-02-04 11:02:30 AM  
Hammond, you....

Nah, can't do it.  That is a terrible issue to have.  :(
 
2018-02-04 11:04:30 AM  
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"Uh, why am I in this thread?"
 
2018-02-04 11:06:58 AM  

astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.


This. This is just Jeremy being Jeremy. He described Kiera Knightly as "an ironing board with a face". This is just as accurate.
 
2018-02-04 11:07:15 AM  

LewDux: Sounds fishy


The dailyfail quoting Clarkson?  Certainly the most accurate journalism ever.
 
2018-02-04 11:08:20 AM  
I am really enjoying this season of Grand Tour so much better then the first it feels "right" again. I cant stand the new incarnation of Top Gear I have the last 3 eps still sitting on my DVR I dont think I will ever watch them.
 
2018-02-04 11:09:21 AM  

yet_another_wumpus: LewDux: Sounds fishy

The dailyfail quoting Clarkson?  Certainly the most accurate journalism ever.


'Science Fact: Fish Have No Memory!'
Youtube cK1W_9h5Qlc
 
2018-02-04 11:11:04 AM  
Clarkson is obviously joking. He always scripted to "win" any arguments or any race.
 
2018-02-04 11:15:44 AM  

Hooker with a Penis: I am really enjoying this season of Grand Tour so much better then the first it feels "right" again. I cant stand the new incarnation of Top Gear I have the last 3 eps still sitting on my DVR I dont think I will ever watch them.


Yeah, this. It seems like they actually heard the complaints about the first season (The asshole driver, beating the 'celebrity dies before interview' joke into the ground) and did something about it. I'm hoping for a couple epic-road-trip episodes, like the Bolivia special.
 
2018-02-04 11:21:55 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.

This. This is just Jeremy being Jeremy. He described Kiera Knightly as "an ironing board with a face". This is just as accurate.


Well, in his defense, he's not really wrong about Kiera Knightly.
 
2018-02-04 11:24:16 AM  

JerkStore: Carter Pewterschmidt: astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.

This. This is just Jeremy being Jeremy. He described Kiera Knightly as "an ironing board with a face". This is just as accurate.

Well, in his defense, he's not really wrong about Kiera Knightly.


Username checks out
 
2018-02-04 11:43:10 AM  

astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.


Or exaggerates for comedic effect.
 
2018-02-04 11:45:31 AM  

Arachnophobe: Hooker with a Penis: I am really enjoying this season of Grand Tour so much better then the first it feels "right" again. I cant stand the new incarnation of Top Gear I have the last 3 eps still sitting on my DVR I dont think I will ever watch them.

Yeah, this. It seems like they actually heard the complaints about the first season (The asshole driver, beating the 'celebrity dies before interview' joke into the ground) and did something about it. I'm hoping for a couple epic-road-trip episodes, like the Bolivia special.


In the first few episodes they explicitly said that they'd changed those aspects of the format because viewers hated them.  Clearly they were trying to be responsive and I think it's working---season 2 is much stronger.
 
2018-02-04 11:49:33 AM  
No wonder hamster always denies getting his teeth whitened. He just doesn't remember having it done.
 
2018-02-04 11:57:30 AM  
Clarkson's an ass: "'Well it's not his fault , it is because he cannot drive and he went upside down and damaged his brain."

Blames the guys driving skills.
 
2018-02-04 12:00:28 PM  
Second season of grand tour is much better. As for the five second memory, that's bullshiat.
 
2018-02-04 12:03:49 PM  

Trik: Clarkson's an ass: "'Well it's not his fault , it is because he cannot drive and he went upside down and damaged his brain."

Blames the guys driving skills.


I'm curious how this whole exchange started. What's not his fault?
 
2018-02-04 12:08:48 PM  
Plus side: all the new people you meet.
 
2018-02-04 12:11:44 PM  

StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 700x525]Is this what a Hamster looks like after two crashes?


Remember Sammy Jankis?
 
2018-02-04 12:17:33 PM  
Come on people, the evidence has been there all season. When they do Celebrity Face Off, Clarkson will ask a question for Hammond, who will yell "I never asked that!". Poor guy forgets he asked...
 
2018-02-04 12:20:24 PM  
After reading this article, I now doubt the existence of Richard Hammond.

/dnrtfa
//but it IS the daily fail
 
2018-02-04 12:22:29 PM  
It's sad to hear about such severe trauma to such a vital Hammond organ.
 
2018-02-04 12:22:29 PM  
Considering Hammond wrote a book in which he gives a very detailed account of life after his 2006 crash, there is little doubt that this is just Clarkson being Clarkson.
 
2018-02-04 12:23:51 PM  

Gordon Bennett: It's sad to hear about such severe trauma to such a vital Hammond organ.


*groan* booh !
 
2018-02-04 12:28:42 PM  
Leave it to the Daily Mail to blow an offhand joke comment out of proportion. But I do hope Richard isn't suffering too many I'll effects from his recent crash.
 
2018-02-04 12:31:22 PM  
It's possible that Clarkson is the biggest bloviator IN THE WORLD.
 
2018-02-04 12:31:58 PM  
Just predictable Clarkson hyperbole. He is the guy who punched Piers Morgan, so I let him slide.
 
2018-02-04 12:36:22 PM  
They repeat themselves so many times in the article I suspect the writer also has some form of brain damage.
 
2018-02-04 12:55:04 PM  
They repeat themselves so many times in the article I suspect the writer also has some form of brain damage.
 
2018-02-04 12:59:32 PM  
end animal testing now, subjecting a hamster to such treatment is horrid, now the huge ape, he probably needs to go in a cage. As far as the sloth, leave him be, he'll be distracted soon enough
 
2018-02-04 01:11:59 PM  

AntonChigger: After reading this article, I now doubt the existence of Richard Hammond.

/dnrtfa
//but it IS the daily fail


Funny, I was doubting the existence of Jeremy Clarkson.
 
2018-02-04 01:15:13 PM  
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2018-02-04 01:16:59 PM  
I has a good brain. The best brain!

Too soon?
 
2018-02-04 01:17:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: They repeat themselves so many times in the article I suspect the writer also has some form of brain damage.


Worst thing he will never be free from consequences of the crash
 
2018-02-04 01:26:41 PM  
 
2018-02-04 01:36:07 PM  
Two seconds longer than a news channel viewer.
 
2018-02-04 01:44:38 PM  

JolobinSmokin: [img.fark.net image 400x226][img.fark.net image 200x250]


Harry and Paul - Clarkson Island
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2018-02-04 01:48:42 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: JolobinSmokin: [img.fark.net image 400x226][img.fark.net image 200x250]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/DMuO-8S_​0Wg]


Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Spoof Sketch - Dead Ringers - BBC comedy
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2018-02-04 01:48:50 PM  
Wow. That was a stupid article written stupidly by a man standing in the back looking stupid.

The author should be ashamed and his mother should be ashamed.
 
2018-02-04 01:49:36 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Arachnophobe: Hooker with a Penis: I am really enjoying this season of Grand Tour so much better then the first it feels "right" again. I cant stand the new incarnation of Top Gear I have the last 3 eps still sitting on my DVR I dont think I will ever watch them.

Yeah, this. It seems like they actually heard the complaints about the first season (The asshole driver, beating the 'celebrity dies before interview' joke into the ground) and did something about it. I'm hoping for a couple epic-road-trip episodes, like the Bolivia special.

In the first few episodes they explicitly said that they'd changed those aspects of the format because viewers hated them.  Clearly they were trying to be responsive and I think it's working---season 2 is much stronger.


This season, it feels like they've found their groove. They got rid of The American, are staying in one place, having actual celebrity interviews, poking fun of each other while driving really expensive supercars, and building really ridiculous cars, like the Boatcar in the last episode.
 
2018-02-04 01:55:57 PM  
This is Clarkson's idea of humor, in that old school British way tha comes off drier than Death Valley in August.
 
2018-02-04 02:03:08 PM  
Who's Richard Hammond?
 
2018-02-04 02:19:18 PM  

JerkStore: Carter Pewterschmidt: astar812: The entire article is just quoting Jezza, no other sources confirming or denying the issue. And as we all know, Jeremy never lies.

This. This is just Jeremy being Jeremy. He described Kiera Knightly as "an ironing board with a face". This is just as accurate.

Well, in his defense, he's not really wrong about Kiera Knightly.


Well Kiera Knightly called, and she's not too impressed with you!
 
2018-02-04 02:21:13 PM  
"That should be the anti-speeding advert, it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day."
--Frankie Boyle
 
2018-02-04 02:22:22 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Who's Richard Hammond?


Richard Hammond was a presenter on the BBC television series Top Gear, a largely comedic show about cars. He is now a presenter of the Amazon Prime webseries Grand Tour, which is just barely different enough to keep them from being sued.
 
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