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(Animal Planet)   Underinflated chew toys and rampant abuse of performance-enhancing kibble: this is your 2018 Puppy Bowl thread. Always bet on black labs. 3PM ET on Animal Planet   ( animalplanet.com) divider line
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2018-02-04 01:12:47 AM  
It's the Kitty Halftime Show, now with 100% less Justin Timberlake!
 
2018-02-04 05:54:39 AM  
I still don't understand why they combined the Puppy Bowl with the Lingerie Bowl.

But I'll still watch those biatches.
 
2018-02-04 10:38:58 AM  
Aurora is resting up for the excitement later.

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2018-02-04 12:35:56 PM  
Dubya Tee Eff?
 
2018-02-04 01:30:56 PM  
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2018-02-04 02:45:13 PM  
If any of those puppies takes a knee there will be hell to pay, believe me you!
 
2018-02-04 03:01:02 PM  
True love is putting on the Puppy Bowl because your significant other loves dad-joke-quality puns.
 
2018-02-04 03:02:01 PM  
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2018-02-04 03:03:17 PM  
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Not a puppy but Katie is watching.....
 
2018-02-04 03:03:21 PM  
Sloth!
 
2018-02-04 03:04:13 PM  

ariseatex: Sloth!


But no greed or envy.
 
2018-02-04 03:05:26 PM  
...still better than the average  NASCAR anthem.
 
2018-02-04 03:05:45 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: ariseatex: Sloth!

But no greed or envy.


I dunno, Rory sure let last years' win go to his furry little head.
 
2018-02-04 03:05:51 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: ariseatex: Sloth!

But no greed or envy.


Pride is in the shadows.
 
2018-02-04 03:06:33 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: ...still better than the average  NASCAR anthem.


And given Pink having the flu apparently, possibly better than the Owl's anthem later.
 
2018-02-04 03:08:40 PM  
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2018-02-04 03:09:43 PM  
Much like the average retired, CTE-stricken NFL player, Lila is chewing on the endzone marker.
 
2018-02-04 03:10:03 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I still don't understand why they combined the Puppy Bowl with the Lingerie Bowl.

But I'll still watch those biatches.


The Sweater Puppy Bowl?
 
2018-02-04 03:10:59 PM  
Puppy Bowl is more progressive than the NFL.  They let biatches play.
 
2018-02-04 03:15:08 PM  
Pedigree: teaching future generations of dogs how to play dirty.
 
2018-02-04 03:28:12 PM  
Does anyone have a live stream site that does not require a cable provider login?
 
2018-02-04 03:32:05 PM  

ariseatex: Puppy Bowl is more progressive than the NFL.  They let biatches play.

Their good fundamentals make up for their inability to take a hit.

The very name "puppy" bowl is speciesist.  How dare they relegate the feline race to the sidelines!
 
2018-02-04 03:33:39 PM  

ChicagoKev: ariseatex: Puppy Bowl is more progressive than the NFL.  They let biatches play.
Their good fundamentals make up for their inability to take a hit.

The very name "puppy" bowl is speciesist.  How dare they relegate the feline race to the sidelines!


The Kitten Bowl is over on the Hallmark Channel.
 
2018-02-04 03:34:54 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: ChicagoKev: ariseatex: Puppy Bowl is more progressive than the NFL.  They let biatches play.
Their good fundamentals make up for their inability to take a hit.

The very name "puppy" bowl is speciesist.  How dare they relegate the feline race to the sidelines!

The Kitten Bowl is over on the Hallmark Channel.


Which has worse jokes?
 
2018-02-04 03:40:12 PM  

ariseatex: ElectricPeterTork: ChicagoKev: ariseatex: Puppy Bowl is more progressive than the NFL.  They let biatches play.
Their good fundamentals make up for their inability to take a hit.

The very name "puppy" bowl is speciesist.  How dare they relegate the feline race to the sidelines!

The Kitten Bowl is over on the Hallmark Channel.

Which has worse jokes?


I don't know.

Also, the Puppy Bowl has been banned in the south because they don't cotton to interracial Pig-Bunny action.
 
2018-02-04 03:41:34 PM  
"Dramatization:  Don't let your dog parallel park."
 
2018-02-04 03:45:58 PM  
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2018-02-04 03:49:41 PM  
Hey, it's a TD when the first part of the toy hits the line, ref!
 
2018-02-04 03:50:50 PM  

ariseatex: Hey, it's a TD when the first part of the toy hits the line, ref!


So the Puppy Bowl officials are slightly better than NFL officials.

Duly noted.
 
2018-02-04 04:01:45 PM  
I'm cheering for my hometown pups, the three dogs from Virginia Beach. They're also guests at a watch party at the local brewery happening right now.
 
2018-02-04 04:16:54 PM  
Mr. Wigglesworth saying "fark this noise".
 
2018-02-04 04:25:02 PM  
I've found the target demographic for puppy bowl.
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2018-02-04 04:28:20 PM  
Oh come on... the three-legged puppy is the guide dog for the deaf and blind puppy?

This sounds like the plot of a Disney movie.
 
2018-02-04 04:28:54 PM  
I have to say, this thing has gotten worse every year.  It is basically an hours-long commercial with a bit of dogs playing and Olympics-esque interest stories.  I'm only still watching because my 3 year old is being quiet for the first time today.
 
2018-02-04 04:33:19 PM  

Fallout Zone: I have to say, this thing has gotten worse every year.


I didn't realize there were Puppy Bowl purists.
 
2018-02-04 04:35:00 PM  

ariseatex: Fallout Zone: I have to say, this thing has gotten worse every year.

I didn't realize there were Puppy Bowl purists.


They sold out, man.
 
2018-02-04 04:36:29 PM  

Fallout Zone: ariseatex: Fallout Zone: I have to say, this thing has gotten worse every year.

I didn't realize there were Puppy Bowl purists.

They sold out, man.


#supposedtobeaboutthepuppies
 
2018-02-04 04:36:33 PM  
Sally should be the MVP.
 
2018-02-04 04:37:19 PM  

JudgeSmails: Sally should be the MVP.


J-Paw would run circles around Sally.
 
2018-02-04 04:38:32 PM  
Exactly why is this TV-PG?

Was it the Pig on Bunny action from a while ago?
 
2018-02-04 04:43:05 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: Exactly why is this TV-PG?

Was it the Pig on Bunny action from a while ago?


TV-G assumes you don't pee or poo, I guess.
 
2018-02-04 04:43:50 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: Exactly why is this TV-PG?

Was it the Pig on Bunny action from a while ago?


Animal nudity.
 
2018-02-04 04:57:15 PM  

Weatherkiss: ElectricPeterTork: Exactly why is this TV-PG?

Was it the Pig on Bunny action from a while ago?

Animal nudity.


No kidding....that biatch showed her nipples.
 
2018-02-04 05:01:13 PM  
The Lombarki Trophy!
 
2018-02-04 05:04:42 PM  
Ii'm about 10 minutes behind...

CARLO!

PUG!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2018-02-04 06:17:17 PM  
Black Labs Matter
 
2018-02-04 06:40:41 PM  
The kitten bowl is cuter
 
2018-02-05 02:57:34 AM  
way too much canine interest stories. just get to the game!
 
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