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2018-02-03 11:41:06 PM  
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2018-02-04 11:01:56 AM  
"You mean Jesus DIES?!?  Oh no!!!"
2018-02-04 11:13:49 AM  
"Like this, Father?"
2018-02-04 11:22:43 AM  
Holy crap it really WAS Russia!  Except they were working with Hillary!!!!

Bernie's non-binary grandkid

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2018-02-04 11:26:10 AM  
"She can bend like that!?"

/ One ticket to hell, please.
2018-02-04 11:26:15 AM  
Dick and Jane: A Children's Story
See Jane's skirt.
Jane's skirt is over there.
See Dick's pants.
Dick is taking his pants off.
See Jane's smile.
Dick and Jane are laying down together.
Jane says I want you inside me.
Dick and Jane make babby.

"Oooooooh my!"
2018-02-04 11:31:23 AM  
Oh Sh__! Carl got bit by a walker!
2018-02-04 11:39:32 AM  
Page 57 of the Parent's Handbook

Santa isn't.....real?
*sharp intake of breath*

Santa isn't real! Then who eats all the cookies? Next they'll tell me the Easter Bunny doesn't lay eggs.
2018-02-04 11:57:52 AM  
"Darf Vader is Luke's daddy? Holy bananas!"
2018-02-04 12:41:10 PM  
How do you reboot this?
2018-02-04 12:48:56 PM  
My book report is on the Little Trump Engine that Could.  Written by D J Trump and published by the fine people at Trump Publishing.

It was the little Trump engine that could but it could not because there was an FBI probe blocking it every step of the way and partisan politics refused to pay for track upgrades and they hated America and jobs for America.  Everyone said "Why don't you let the little Trump engine do it's job to make jobs and America great?" And the FBI and Democrats said "No.  We cannot allow that because we're stupid heads."

But the Little Trump engine went a head and made America great again and made jobs for everyone.  And people called him the greatest little engine that ever was.  The End

No ma'am.  I didn't get this book from the library.  My daddy gave it to me.  Really?  'cause he'd say you are a libtard and a impediment to the learning process.  I know where the principal's office is, ma'am.  I will see myself there just as soon as I call my daddy and my lawyers.
2018-02-04 01:13:43 PM  
Where's the pictures?
2018-02-04 01:39:52 PM  
Uh oh spaghettios!

/or pasghettios if you're my little brother
2018-02-04 02:27:02 PM  
" worst comic book ever."
2018-02-04 11:15:33 PM  
Young Wheaton Fitzpatrick loves reading from the Star Trek ABCs.

"S is for Sulu.
Oh my."
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