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2018-02-03 07:09:30 PM  
As soon as I saw the story hit ESPN, I was expecting a Fark headline submission along these lines. At least T.O. and Randy Moss can stop complaining about having not yet made the HOF, and that it took the veteran's committee to get Jerry Kramer in is a damn shame.
 
2018-02-03 07:41:43 PM  
fark yeah

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2018-02-03 08:23:20 PM  
I've seen this line in a few places already:

Killer class.
 
2018-02-03 08:33:41 PM  
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2018-02-03 08:56:11 PM  
Isn't Brian Dawkins the guy who the guy who ran into a pole in a Philadelphia subway was emulating?
 
2018-02-03 09:54:23 PM  
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I HAVEN'T USED THIS ONE IN YEARS! XD
 
2018-02-03 09:59:46 PM  

ClavellBCMI: As soon as I saw the story hit ESPN, I was expecting a Fark headline submission along these lines. At least T.O. and Randy Moss can stop complaining about having not yet made the HOF, and that it took the veteran's committee to get Jerry Kramer in is a damn shame.


Uh this was the first year for Randy
 
2018-02-03 10:00:04 PM  

BunkyBrewman: fark yeah

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Happy he got in.
 
2018-02-03 10:09:26 PM  
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Congrats!!!
 
2018-02-03 10:14:47 PM  
Do you think, being the religious man he is, he'll confess on his deathbed?
 
2018-02-03 10:18:16 PM  
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2018-02-03 10:24:09 PM  
Cuts them down in the prime of life (or just has his boy do it).
 
2018-02-03 10:24:27 PM  
Ray Lewis does something like murder someone yet Pete Rose isn't in his sport's Hall of Fame?
 
2018-02-03 10:37:58 PM  

TheManofPA: BunkyBrewman: fark yeah

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Happy he got in.


Weapon X is working with the team as a scout - I wanna see him get his gold jacket while wearing a Super Bowl ring.
/Eagles 27, Patriots 23
//you heard it here first.
///E A G L E S Eagles! Go birds!
 
2018-02-03 10:42:19 PM  
farking right Randy Moss though.  Congratulations
 
2018-02-03 11:31:36 PM  
It's about goddamn f*cking time Jerry Kramer got in.

The fact it took this long is an absolute shame.
 
2018-02-03 11:35:12 PM  
Everson Walls will always be in MY Hall Of Fame.
 
2018-02-03 11:42:58 PM  
Stabby made the cut, eh?

I wonder if he's going to have a seizure onstage before his speech. He probably won't be wearing a white suit, though, because he's never been able to find it.
 
2018-02-03 11:48:12 PM  
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It's about time Jerry Kramer got selected.
 
2018-02-03 11:51:07 PM  
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2018-02-04 12:06:13 AM  
Huh. I would've put Dawkins in the Hall of Pretty Good. Just read his wiki and that goes to show what I know.
 
2018-02-04 12:44:41 AM  
Dennis Green 'They are what we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!'
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This moment in football brought to you by Brian Urlacher who dominated that game.
/crown his ass
 
2018-02-04 12:47:56 AM  
Ty Law needs to go in.

Dude played for like forever for four different head coaches. He led the league in INTs a time or two. He OWNED Peyton Manning. He has SB rings.
 
2018-02-04 12:51:16 AM  
Dawk's in the HOF and the Eagles will thump the Patriots for the Super Bowl win, all in the same weekend!
 
2018-02-04 12:52:28 AM  
Obligatory:  List fails without Don Coryell
 
2018-02-04 12:52:34 AM  

Prey4reign: Dawk's in the HOF and the Eagles will thump the Patriots for the Super Bowl win, all in the same weekend!


Thump? OK.
 
2018-02-04 01:03:57 AM  

jaylectricity: Prey4reign: Dawk's in the HOF and the Eagles will thump the Patriots for the Super Bowl win, all in the same weekend!

Thump? OK.


Beating the favorite by one or 14 would classify as a thump
 
2018-02-04 01:47:31 AM  

kdawg7736: Ray Lewis does something like murder someone yet Pete Rose isn't in his sport's Hall of Fame?


You are not intelligent.
 
2018-02-04 07:52:53 AM  
If Ray Lewis were white, none of you Farkers would still be perpetuating this.  According to the courts, there wasn't a murder, all defendants were acquitted of murder.  Furthermore, he was never accused of even being involved in the physical altercation that resulted in the deaths of Baker and Lollar.  In fact, the deaths were a result of self-defense on behalf of Oakley and Sweeting according to the court.

The only reason people still think it's ok to accuse him of murder is because he's a "scary black man."  He definitely lied and was punished for that but lying isn't murder...  unless you are black I guess.
 
2018-02-04 08:22:26 AM  

skylabdown: If Ray Lewis were white, none of you Farkers would still be perpetuating this.  According to the courts, there wasn't a murder, all defendants were acquitted of murder.  Furthermore, he was never accused of even being involved in the physical altercation that resulted in the deaths of Baker and Lollar.  In fact, the deaths were a result of self-defense on behalf of Oakley and Sweeting according to the court.

The only reason people still think it's ok to accuse him of murder is because he's a "scary black man."  He definitely lied and was punished for that but lying isn't murder...  unless you are black I guess.


Famous white people who have gotten away with murder, off the top of my head:  Robert Wagner, Casey Anthony, John and Patsy Ramsey, Gary Condit, Vladimir Putin, Hillary Clinton.
 
2018-02-04 08:51:06 AM  

skylabdown: If Ray Lewis were white, none of you Farkers would still be perpetuating this.  According to the courts, there wasn't a murder, all defendants were acquitted of murder.  Furthermore, he was never accused of even being involved in the physical altercation that resulted in the deaths of Baker and Lollar.  In fact, the deaths were a result of self-defense on behalf of Oakley and Sweeting according to the court.

The only reason people still think it's ok to accuse him of murder is because he's a "scary black man."  He definitely lied and was punished for that but lying isn't murder...  unless you are black I guess.


And OJ didn't do it, either.

Stabby "lost" his suit that night, he lied about everything, and he paid restitution to the families of the victims. If they had found the suit he'd still be in prison.
 
2018-02-04 12:06:05 PM  

jaylectricity: Ty Law needs to go in.

Dude played for like forever for four different head coaches. He led the league in INTs a time or two. He OWNED Peyton Manning. He has SB rings.


He'll get his jacket. There were just too many 1st-ballot quality candidates this year with Lewis, Urlacher, and Moss on the list.
 
2018-02-04 12:28:49 PM  

picodenico: It's about goddamn f*cking time Jerry Kramer got in.

The fact it took this long is an absolute shame.


Seriously. As I was reading through this my initial take was "Wait, how the Fark was Kramer NOT already in?!?"  Also bummed not to see Everson Walls get in.
 
2018-02-04 01:01:35 PM  

biggamehickman: skylabdown: If Ray Lewis were white, none of you Farkers would still be perpetuating this.  According to the courts, there wasn't a murder, all defendants were acquitted of murder.  Furthermore, he was never accused of even being involved in the physical altercation that resulted in the deaths of Baker and Lollar.  In fact, the deaths were a result of self-defense on behalf of Oakley and Sweeting according to the court.

The only reason people still think it's ok to accuse him of murder is because he's a "scary black man."  He definitely lied and was punished for that but lying isn't murder...  unless you are black I guess.

Famous white people who have gotten away with murder, off the top of my head:  Robert Wagner, Casey Anthony, John and Patsy Ramsey, Gary Condit, Vladimir Putin, Hillary Clinton.


Wagner just finally got upgraded to "person of interest" on Thursday, I see.
 
2018-02-04 01:21:24 PM  
The NFL knobgobbling of Ray Lewis continues to baffle me.
 
2018-02-04 01:23:36 PM  

biggamehickman: Famous white people who have gotten away with murder, off the top of my head:  Robert Wagner, Casey Anthony, John and Patsy Ramsey, Gary Condit, Vladimir Putin, Hillary Clinton.


You were trolling fine until Hillary. That's too obvious.
 
2018-02-04 01:24:19 PM  

kdawg7736: Ray Lewis does something like murder someone yet Pete Rose isn't in his sport's Hall of Fame?


this
 
2018-02-05 01:40:03 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If they had found the suit he'd still be in prison.


It was ruled self defense, so no, he wouldn't be in prison.  Also he wasn't the person who did the stabbing.
 
2018-02-05 07:24:29 AM  

degenerate-afro: Adolf Oliver Nipples: If they had found the suit he'd still be in prison.

It was ruled self defense, so no, he wouldn't be in prison.  Also he wasn't the person who did the stabbing.


Witnesses said the suit had blood all over it, which is curious. What did he do, roll in the blood? We'll never know, because it ended up in a dumpster somewhere.

As for the "self-defense" aspect of it, it's hard to prove anything after the evidence is destroyed and the people who did it stonewalled about it.

The simple fact is that Stabby was the only one convicted because he was facing a long prison sentence and rolled over on his friends because he thought he was done for. Imagine his surprise when they got away with it.
 
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