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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   1 in 4 Americans believe God will listen to their prayers and not those loser fans' prayers   ( startribune.com) divider line
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2018-02-03 11:49:38 AM  
I am actually surprised the number is that low.
2018-02-03 12:28:12 PM  
Catchall God. TD's, victims of mass shootings, killing gays with hurricanes and earthquakes, not flunking a test...and he/she doesn't do shiat about any of it
2018-02-03 01:12:42 PM  

theropod: I am actually surprised the number is that low.

2018-02-03 01:14:01 PM  
Throughout human history, the winning God is the one that takes over.  God loves a winner, and God will not tolerate a loser.

Or was that Patton?  Same thing, I guess...
2018-02-03 01:31:34 PM  
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2018-02-03 01:31:58 PM  
That number is too low.  Also, at MINIMUM, 1 in 4 Americans are idiots (which is also too low in my experience).
2018-02-03 01:33:43 PM  
I have this visual of God around a table with the higher ups saying " Okay,what I wanna do in the Middle East is " and then getting rudely interrupted by a Philadelphia phan with a prayer.
2018-02-03 01:34:32 PM  
Nevermind.  49% say god rewards athletes with touchdowns if they personally have good faith.  That's more inline with the percentage of idiots I encounter.
2018-02-03 03:07:32 PM  
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2018-02-03 03:08:11 PM  
Surprised there are not more fans and athletes praying to Buddha because this is a god who looks like he enjoys a game of football:
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While this god seems to have other things on his mind:

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2018-02-03 04:00:49 PM  
God doesn't listen to prayers.
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2018-02-03 04:22:23 PM  
30 years ago it woulda been 50%
2018-02-03 04:42:55 PM  
Jesus Visits Tim Tebow And The Denver Broncos - SNL
Youtube euUaOw7jXFw

Jesus: "Tom Brady is like the nephew of God".
2018-02-03 08:32:47 PM  
Somebody got the Jesus Watching hockey meme?
2018-02-04 10:02:39 AM  

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse: Somebody got the Jesus Watching hockey meme?

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