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(Yahoo)   Jeffrey Loria claims he lost money in the Marlins sale. The same sale where the Marlins went for $1.2 BILLION   ( sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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2018-02-03 10:18:42 AM  
JL and his scumbag partners had a PT Barnum moment when they saw the suckers in Miami.
 
2018-02-03 10:27:34 AM  

Cewley: JL and his scumbag partners had a PT Barnum moment when they saw the suckers in Miami.


Was this the standard baseball plan of just how bad a team can we field while still getting people to show up.

Cause that seems remarkably popular among some owners.
 
2018-02-03 10:48:18 AM  
Anyone that agrees to a share of the profits is going to get screwed.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Get a cut of the gross, or cash up front.  Profits can be made to disappear way too easily.
 
2018-02-03 10:50:53 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Anyone that agrees to a share of the profits is going to get screwed.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Get a cut of the gross, or cash up front.  Profits can be made to disappear way too easily.


Or as Hollywood puts it, what's a profit.
 
2018-02-03 11:46:09 AM  
did they really expect a different result from this pos?
 
2018-02-03 12:35:04 PM  
Well, good.  Let that be a lesson to him.  Now buy something more fiscally responsible like an alligator farm along I-95.
 
2018-02-03 01:00:41 PM  
When Frank McCourt is the savvier business mind, you know maybe you are not very good at this...
 
2018-02-03 01:20:09 PM  
Jeffrey Loria is a serial liar and has been for decades.
 
2018-02-03 01:46:36 PM  
Loria has a Trumpian knack for walking away from everything with bundles of cash while leaving everyone else holding the bag.
 
2018-02-03 02:02:40 PM  
Cop  Billionaire math

JC
 
2018-02-03 02:24:09 PM  
Die screaming in a fire while chocking on a bag of dicks, you con man.

Even money says he's a Trumper.
 
2018-02-03 03:03:03 PM  
Privatize the profits, socialize the risks
 
2018-02-03 03:24:50 PM  

Flappyhead: Die screaming in a fire while chocking on a bag of dicks, you con man.

Even money says he's a Trumper.


While dying from cancer and suffering from a broken back that paralyzes him from the waist down.
 
2018-02-03 03:51:33 PM  
whatever, maybe he did (and bwahaha in that case), but if Jeffrey Loria told me the sky was blue I'd look out the window for confirmation.
 
2018-02-03 03:53:27 PM  

virulent_loser: whatever, maybe he did (and bwahaha in that case), but if Jeffrey Loria told me the sky was blue I'd look out the window for confirmation.


And ask for an independent confirmation as well.
 
2018-02-03 04:16:18 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Anyone that agrees to a share of the profits is going to get screwed.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Get a cut of the gross, or cash up front.  Profits can be made to disappear way too easily.


Freakazoid - Piece of the Gross
Youtube bHL91HQzhuc
 
2018-02-03 07:45:40 PM  
A conman will always be a conman.
See Donald Trump.
 
2018-02-03 07:55:47 PM  

Generation_D: Jeffrey Loria is a serial liar and has been for decades.


Yep us Expos fans know that all too well.
 
2018-02-04 12:38:58 PM  
Probably meant that when the limo full of money was on its way, a few bills slipped free when the driver opened the window a crack.
 
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