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(CNN)   Olympic athletes get ambitious condom allowance, enough for sex 3 times a day for 14 days   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2018-02-02 10:08:36 PM  
Subs must not remember being in their late teens/early 20s and super fit.

I only remember one of those.
 
2018-02-02 10:12:43 PM  
Something something 13 year old gymnasts something something...
 
2018-02-03 12:09:13 AM  
How come we never get Olympic village sex tapes? For farks sake, everyone has a cellphone, point it in the direction of the hot chick bouncing on your dick.
 
2018-02-03 01:56:04 AM  
Condoms?

When am I gonna be in the Olympics again?
 
2018-02-03 02:06:55 AM  
2 live crew-welcome to the fuck shop..
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2018-02-03 02:30:36 AM  

doglover: Condoms?

When am I gonna be in the Olympics again?


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2018-02-03 02:49:15 AM  
Get them from the team doctor...oh.
 
2018-02-03 07:23:09 AM  
So, a triathalon a day for two weeks.  Oh, to be young again.
 
2018-02-03 08:05:18 AM  
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2018-02-03 08:49:30 AM  

dionysusaur: Subs must not remember being in their late teens/early 20s and super fit.

I only remember one of those.


This goes double for the early sports.  Young, fit and nothing to do for 10+ days.
 
2018-02-03 09:00:02 AM  
I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.
 
2018-02-03 09:04:15 AM  

ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.


As long as it is unopened. . .
 
2018-02-03 09:06:32 AM  

Lord Jubjub: ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.

As long as it is unopened. . .


Oh I'm sure there's a market for used ones.
 
2018-02-03 09:11:00 AM  

bot68: How come we never get Olympic village sex tapes? For farks sake, everyone has a cellphone, point it in the direction of the hot chick bouncing on your dick.


Or the hot guy you're bouncing on.  It goes both ways after all.
 
2018-02-03 09:22:50 AM  

Flappyhead: Lord Jubjub: ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.

As long as it is unopened. . .

Oh I'm sure there's a market for used ones.


I'll trade you my two Lindsey Vonns for a Katarina Witt.
 
2018-02-03 09:28:53 AM  
Since condom-involved sex usually includes two people, there's enough condoms for each athlete to have sex 6 times a day.
 
2018-02-03 09:43:42 AM  

ChrisDe: Flappyhead: Lord Jubjub: ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.

As long as it is unopened. . .

Oh I'm sure there's a market for used ones.

I'll trade you my two Lindsey Vonns for a Katarina Witt.


Deal.  Now, how about my three Sasha Cohen's for your Swedish womens curling team?
 
2018-02-03 09:57:57 AM  

Flappyhead: ChrisDe: Flappyhead: Lord Jubjub: ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.

As long as it is unopened. . .

Oh I'm sure there's a market for used ones.

I'll trade you my two Lindsey Vonns for a Katarina Witt.

Deal.  Now, how about my three Sasha Cohen's for your Swedish womens curling team?


You'll pry my women's curling condoms from my cold, dead,..........let's just say "hands".
 
2018-02-03 10:40:45 AM  
They hoard them as souvenirs.

I don't doubt that some raunchy partying goes on in the Olympic village, but the statistics for condom use are wildly inflated.
 
2018-02-03 10:48:58 AM  

Ishkur: They hoard them as souvenirs.

I don't doubt that some raunchy partying goes on in the Olympic village, but the statistics for condom use are wildly inflated.


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2018-02-03 11:06:39 AM  
With as much sex that is apparently going on at the Olympic village, makes you wonder why we don't hear about anyone announcing they're pregnant a few months afterwards.
 
2018-02-03 11:49:48 AM  

texdent: With as much sex steriod abuse that is apparently going on at the Olympic village, makes you wonder why we don't hear about anyone announcing they're pregnant a few months afterwards. the guys can get it up in the first place.


FTFY.
 
2018-02-03 12:36:42 PM  

Flappyhead: ChrisDe: Flappyhead: Lord Jubjub: ChrisDe: I"m not saying some don't get used, but I think they have the Olympic logo on them so people tend to collect them as souvenirs.

As long as it is unopened. . .

Oh I'm sure there's a market for used ones.

I'll trade you my two Lindsey Vonns for a Katarina Witt.

Deal.  Now, how about my three Sasha Cohen's for your Swedish womens curling team?


the real one is "newly single."

/just sayin'
 
2018-02-03 12:37:49 PM  

texdent: With as much sex that is apparently going on at the Olympic village, makes you wonder why we don't hear about anyone announcing they're pregnant a few months afterwards.


They have a million condoms available. It's what makes the Olympics different from a Catholic college retreat.
 
2018-02-03 12:42:15 PM  

texdent: With as much sex that is apparently going on at the Olympic village, makes you wonder why we don't hear about anyone announcing they're pregnant a few months afterwards.


Olympic-level athletic training and the low body percentage of body fat that results tend to be detrimental to fertility.
 
2018-02-03 06:11:59 PM  

texdent: With as much sex that is apparently going on at the Olympic village, makes you wonder why we don't hear about anyone announcing they're pregnant a few months afterwards.


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