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(BBC)   Sorry, guys, but if you want Fergie as a Royal-in-Law, there's only one daughter still available   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Marriage, Mr Brooksbank, House of Windsor, boyfriend Jack Brooksbank, Princess Eugenie, Princess Eugenie of York, Prince William of Wales, George VI of the United Kingdom  
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2018-02-02 05:29:57 PM  
I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night...that tonight's gonna be a good, good night.
 
2018-02-02 05:47:18 PM  
Don't care. Would still disappoint Sarah Ferguson with the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.
 
2018-02-02 05:50:03 PM  
Anyone have the old "I came" meme of her?
 
2018-02-02 05:50:13 PM  
Yes, but it's this one
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Which is what you get when you combine these two
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2018-02-02 05:50:31 PM  

limeyfellow: Don't care. Would still disappoint Sarah Ferguson with the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.


Got a thing for Anthony Hopkins in drag, do you?

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2018-02-02 05:57:30 PM  

Banned on the Run: Yes, but it's this one
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Which is what you get when you combine these two
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You must find those knees terrifyingly sharp.
 
2018-02-02 06:04:57 PM  

LibertyHiller: Banned on the Run: Yes, but it's this one
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Which is what you get when you combine these two
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You must find those knees terrifyingly sharp.


The OP has a point, that thing on her farking head is hideous. WTF is that supposed to be, anyway?

The sister has something weird going on that makes every picture look like it has distortion from a wide angle lens or something:

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But damn, this Eugenie girl is hot!

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2018-02-02 06:44:09 PM  
Not saying I wouldn't do the intercourse thing, but a lifetime of looking into THOSE eyes, I don't think I could.
 
2018-02-02 06:48:15 PM  

Mikey1969: LibertyHiller: Banned on the Run: Yes, but it's this one
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Which is what you get when you combine these two
[img.fark.net image 317x272][img.fark.net image 310x310]

[img.fark.net image 425x283]

You must find those knees terrifyingly sharp.

The OP has a point, that thing on her farking head is hideous. WTF is that supposed to be, anyway?

The sister has something weird going on that makes every picture look like it has distortion from a wide angle lens or something:

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But damn, this Eugenie girl is hot!

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Is Eugenie kind of, um, slow? I know the whole inbred thing with the Royal family, but those eyes are a little off, like a dog that has to go around in a circle before it can choose left or right.
 
2018-02-02 06:49:53 PM  
😳
 
2018-02-02 07:01:44 PM  
Hey, if this guy can score a royal, you can too!
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2018-02-02 07:03:19 PM  
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2018-02-02 07:30:07 PM  
Pedantic point: Fergie isn't a Royal, even though she was married to one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIK​h​6sBtc
 
2018-02-02 07:38:18 PM  

swahnhennessy: limeyfellow: Don't care. Would still disappoint Sarah Ferguson with the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.

Got a thing for Anthony Hopkins in drag, do you?

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I'm English. Of course I do.
 
2018-02-02 07:49:39 PM  
I hope she pees her pants on stage
 
2018-02-02 08:04:16 PM  

stoli n coke: I know the whole inbred thing with the Royal family, but those eyes are a little off


Reminds me of a thyroid problem.  New photos look like it's been solved.
 
2018-02-02 08:42:58 PM  
Just has terrible eye makeup and cant keep her mouth closed and put those teeth away. Nothing growing up wont fix apart from the constant teeth.
 
2018-02-02 08:48:46 PM  
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Is it just me, or does she look like the offspring of Willem Dafoe and Marie Osmond?
 
2018-02-02 09:09:38 PM  

limeyfellow: swahnhennessy: limeyfellow: Don't care. Would still disappoint Sarah Ferguson with the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.

Got a thing for Anthony Hopkins in drag, do you?

[famousbirthdays.com image 300x300]

I'm English. Of course I do.


When they actually get Sir Anthony Hopkins to do the voice of Alexa, as per Superb Owl ad, then I'll consider buying one of those in house spy thingies.
 
2018-02-03 12:01:49 AM  
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2018-02-03 01:37:01 AM  
Not even with P!nk's massive cock
 
2018-02-03 02:08:20 AM  
Why did they give her such a terrible name??
 
2018-02-03 09:48:07 AM  
Why"Spiffy?" Who gives a flying fark?
 
2018-02-03 11:10:31 AM  
Awfully picky for a bunch of internet beautiful people.

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2018-02-03 05:28:58 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Hey, if this guy can score a royal, you can too!
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I think he's had his nose fixed since that pic. (Mike Tindall, former England rugby captain)
 
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