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(The Morning Call)   Nick Foles plans to become a pastor after football. Will practice Sunday by exclaiming "Jesus Christ" and "Dear God" at least a hundred times   ( mcall.com) divider line
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2018-02-02 02:06:12 PM  
That should be passtor.
 
2018-02-02 02:49:12 PM  
Throw in a few "HOLY farks" and I think we covered the waterfront.
 
2018-02-02 02:50:28 PM  
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, will be exclaiming the same things in the same quantity.
 
2018-02-02 02:51:37 PM  
Dear God.
 
2018-02-02 03:04:31 PM  
So, he starts Monday?
 
2018-02-02 03:21:56 PM  
Well... I mean, when you work a job where 35 is old and you're set for life if youdon't do anything stupid, that's actually not a bad after-plan. I mean, ok, it's not my thing, but I guess I'd want to know what sort of pastor he'd be before I pass judgement.*
 
2018-02-02 03:36:43 PM  

dv-ous: Well... I mean, when you work a job where 35 is old and you're set for life if youdon't do anything stupid, that's actually not a bad after-plan. I mean, ok, it's not my thing, but I guess I'd want to know what sort of pastor he'd be before I pass judgement.*


The real test is what he does with the private jet some knucklehead will invariably give to him.
 
2018-02-02 03:54:45 PM  
Now I'm hungry for tacos.
 
2018-02-02 03:59:24 PM  
Following in Frank Reich's footsteps, I see.
 
2018-02-02 07:40:21 PM  
Other ex Eagle men of God:
Reggie White
Irving Fryar

So which one is it, Nick?  Death or prison?
 
2018-02-03 01:55:20 AM  
Becoming an Imam would have been too controversial apparently.
 
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