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2018-02-02 02:07:49 PM  
*dying laughing*
 
2018-02-02 04:32:32 PM  
i was expecting another premature tattoo for some reason
 
2018-02-02 05:20:40 PM  
Falcons fans wish they'd missed last year's.
 
2018-02-02 05:22:05 PM  
Can we sedate all of the Eagles fans prior to the game?
 
2018-02-02 05:40:41 PM  
Seriously? I was out for like half an hour when they removed my wisdom teeth, and they had me on Sodium Pentathol and Nitrous and I wasn't that farking out of it.
 
2018-02-02 05:55:37 PM  
They should have slathered Crisco on him and let him think he blacked out trying to cling to a greasy pole.
 
2018-02-02 06:12:24 PM  

Mikey1969: Seriously? I was out for like half an hour when they removed my wisdom teeth, and they had me on Sodium Pentathol and Nitrous and I wasn't that farking out of it.



I wasn't totally knocked out when mine were pulled, and I still remember getting chewed out by the dental assistant because I kept sliding down in the chair.  Sorry guys, but I'm doped up and can't talk.

I've seen videos where guys hit on the nurses after coming out of surgery....thankfully, I have never done that...at least, I don't remember doing that.

/Once whistled "Feels So Good" by Chuck Mangione after coming out of surgery.
//One of the nurses chuckled.
 
2018-02-02 07:03:45 PM  

Mikey1969: Seriously? I was out for like half an hour when they removed my wisdom teeth, and they had me on Sodium Pentathol and Nitrous and I wasn't that farking out of it.


Valium for mine, woke up singing Jingle Bells.  In June.  Then screaming in pain an hour later when everything wore off and started dealing with a dry socket.
 
2018-02-02 07:41:04 PM  
i had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed at once and was awake for the whole thing. They just gave me local shots and smashed the upper two out of my mouth. The bottom two hadnt fully broken through, so they had to be cut out. I just felt pressure on the gums and then my mouth started filling with blood. A few stitches later, they sent me on my way home. I dont remember being in too much pain afterwards and was eating solids the next day.

You guys are wimps.
 
2018-02-02 07:58:51 PM  

skinink: They should have slathered Crisco on him and let him think he blacked out trying to cling to a greasy pole.


I would have given you a funny vote but you got the gender of the person in TFA wrong.
/  Still, your idea has merit.
 
2018-02-02 11:56:39 PM  

djones101: Mikey1969: Seriously? I was out for like half an hour when they removed my wisdom teeth, and they had me on Sodium Pentathol and Nitrous and I wasn't that farking out of it.

Valium for mine, woke up singing Jingle Bells.  In June.  Then screaming in pain an hour later when everything wore off and started dealing with a dry socket.


Oh, I was loopy. The DDS was dental  partners with my foster dad, and I turned to the dude and said "This is just like being drunk!". He got a little huffy and sod "Well I wouldn't  know.". I was like 16 or 17, so drinking was supposed to be a secret at the time. 😁 Either way, I didn't think that a week had passed while I was out...
 
2018-02-03 12:43:01 AM  

Dick Gozinya: i had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed at once and was awake for the whole thing. They just gave me local shots and smashed the upper two out of my mouth. The bottom two hadnt fully broken through, so they had to be cut out. I just felt pressure on the gums and then my mouth started filling with blood. A few stitches later, they sent me on my way home. I dont remember being in too much pain afterwards and was eating solids the next day.

You guys are wimps.


I still have all of mine. anyone needing theirs out is the real wimp.
 
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