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(Reuters)   On Super Bowl Sunday, the Eagles defensive backs face a tough challenge. So do beer, guacamole, and pizza   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2018-02-02 04:39:44 PM  
Overpriced and reduced quality of the beer and pizza of mass producers are crying over their lack of profits, yet blame the 'better alternative' of local places for it? People know what's worth their value nowadays, cheaper and faster doesn't really apply anymore. I don't think changing the leadership is going to fix things any time soon.

The guac thing, they'll still buy the avocados at higher prices still, even if they're in a shortage.
 
2018-02-03 12:32:56 AM  
And your mom's tonsils.
 
2018-02-03 09:21:22 AM  
I work for a produce company in the Twin Cities. In addition to distribution, we make guacamole and salsas. We've been swamped for the last week and a half. Which is a nice change of pace during what is normally a slow time of the year.
 
2018-02-03 03:37:08 PM  
CSB, I haven't pooped in 12 days, my doctor has me on stool softener, miralax, senna lax and lactulose solution. Tomorrow I'm expecting a major super bowl party!
 
2018-02-04 09:59:06 AM  

tjsands1118: CSB, I haven't pooped in 12 days, my doctor has me on stool softener, miralax, senna lax and lactulose solution. Tomorrow I'm expecting a major super bowl party!


Crappers all across the nation wil get a workout during half time.
 
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