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2018-02-02 11:31:36 AM  
Welp...learned something new today: platapi twitch their legs like a dog when you give them tummy rubs...I did not know that waking up this morning...
 
2018-02-02 11:32:10 AM  
I needed that today.

/Humanity is horrible
 
2018-02-02 11:59:04 AM  
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/Oblig
 
2018-02-02 12:10:02 PM  
Platypuses gonna platyp...
 
2018-02-02 12:12:32 PM  
*Platypodes
 
2018-02-02 12:14:07 PM  
i can tell by the pixels.  that's pretty cute.
 
2018-02-02 12:16:17 PM  
Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.
 
2018-02-02 12:20:20 PM  

hubiestubert: Welp...learned something new today: platapi twitch their legs like a dog when you give them tummy rubs...I did not know that waking up this morning...


extra bonus, they also do that "nibble nibble nibble" thing that cats do when you hit their sweet spot.
 
2018-02-02 12:23:05 PM  

Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.


Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.
 
2018-02-02 12:23:41 PM  

Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.


It's the hind leg spurs you need to worry about.  They'll give you a bad day.

That said though they're still damn cute.  Weird, but cute.
 
2018-02-02 12:25:49 PM  
"You Won't Think the Platypus Is So Cute if You Feel the Excruciating Pain of Its Venom"

(My favorite headline when searching for information about Platypus venom.)
 
2018-02-02 12:26:20 PM  

Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.


Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.
 
2018-02-02 12:27:51 PM  
I submitted this with an ugly-ass headline
 
2018-02-02 12:28:22 PM  
Apparently they secrete venom only during the breeding season, so as long as the platypus doesn't ask you out for drinks, dinner, a movie, or ask you back to its mudpit to show you it's etchings, you should be okay.
 
2018-02-02 12:30:14 PM  

lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.


Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.
 
2018-02-02 12:34:46 PM  

Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.


Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".
 
2018-02-02 12:39:15 PM  

ZMugg: Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.

Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".


"Passel"
 
2018-02-02 12:39:57 PM  

ZMugg: Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.

Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".


Fun Fact #6: In addition to their duck bills, Platypups have teeth.
 
2018-02-02 12:40:55 PM  

ZMugg: Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.

Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".


I prefer a panoply of platypii.
 
2018-02-02 12:42:19 PM  

ZMugg: Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.

Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".


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2018-02-02 12:42:57 PM  
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2018-02-02 12:45:23 PM  

Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.


Just the males and it's the females that they let you get in the pool with. If this is the same place it's called Healesville just outside of Melbourne. I went there and did the wading with the platypus thing on my visit, it was the highlight of the trip.
 
2018-02-02 12:45:59 PM  
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2018-02-02 12:59:40 PM  

Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.


That's not fun... That's not fun at all.  :)
 
2018-02-02 12:59:51 PM  
The Platypus | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube I11yToCyBR4
 
2018-02-02 01:06:23 PM  
All marsupials are fairly adorable, especially as babies.
 
2018-02-02 01:08:53 PM  
Thanks for not using that tired ass headline meme, subby.
 
2018-02-02 01:28:18 PM  

Theaetetus: ZMugg: Theaetetus: lemurs: Theaetetus: Subtonic: Fun fact: Platypuses are venomous.

Fun fact #2: Platypusae have electro-sense capabilities.

Fun fact #3: Platypuddles are one of the few egg-laying mammals.

Fun fact #4: Platypoos have ten sex chromosomes, unlike the mere pair of almost every other known organism.

Fun fact #5: There is no collective noun for Platyplats. I nominate "Plethora".

Fun Fact #6: In addition to their duck bills, Platypups have teeth.


Fun Fact #7: Owning a platypus has shown to increase FICO scores by 10 points, unless the platypus is listed as a co-signer on any loan with a greater rate of interest than 12.5%.
 
2018-02-02 01:29:27 PM  
Do the dang things quack like ducks? If so, will they respond to a duck-call?
 
2018-02-02 04:33:27 PM  
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2018-02-02 06:37:56 PM  
This is why I have wimp.com on my favorites.
 
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