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(Daily Mail)   Why doesn't McDonald's offer mayonnaise as a dipping sauce? Mix that with some ketchup and you got yourself a great dip   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-02 09:15:30 AM  
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2018-02-02 09:15:57 AM  
Because you can get mayo packets from them?
 
2018-02-02 09:46:55 AM  
Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.
 
2018-02-02 10:01:07 AM  

8 inches: Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.


This. They even offer it as an alternative to ketchup here in Germany, because Germans have disgusting eating habits when it comes to condiments.

/Don't even ask me about the brown-and-white sex special
 
2018-02-02 10:02:38 AM  
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2018-02-02 10:08:54 AM  

8 inches: Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.


Glad to see this has been covered.
 
2018-02-02 10:16:31 AM  

TomFooolery: 8 inches: Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.

Glad to see this has been covered.


...in mayo.
 
2018-02-02 10:20:56 AM  
I had a girlfriend who dipped her green beans in mayonnaise.  We're not together anymore.
 
2018-02-02 10:37:04 AM  
It's also the main ingredients in Zaxby sauce.
 
2018-02-02 10:38:19 AM  
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2018-02-02 10:42:20 AM  

8 inches: Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.


How does it feel to be so absolutely fundamentally wrong about something? Mayo is the ultimate condiment and goes well with anything.
 
2018-02-02 10:51:13 AM  
Mayo, when you want your food to be soggy, but without any real flavor.  The taste of sadness in a jar.
 
2018-02-02 10:54:16 AM  
Cuz some yank will crap his mou-mou at the thought of dipping fries in anything other than ketchup (or catsup as those hefty buggers call it)?
 
2018-02-02 11:01:19 AM  
You'll forgive me if I don't take culinary advice from a British newspaper...
 
2018-02-02 11:01:20 AM  
Good (real) fries don't need anything but salt.
 
2018-02-02 11:01:38 AM  

Marbleisheavy: Mayo, when you want your food to be soggy, but without any real flavor.  The taste of sadness in a jar.


what kind of mayo are you having? Mayo is supposed to have a vinegar like after taste combined with a egg -like taste and a creamy texture that borders on oily..
If its really good it should also have a lemony scent.
 
2018-02-02 11:13:31 AM  

oldernell: Good (real) fries don't need anything but salt.


You misspelled "cajun spice blend", but your point is taken.
 
2018-02-02 11:20:38 AM  
Strawberry milkshake still isn't an option either...unless you want to order an entire shake.
 
2018-02-02 11:24:35 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: 8 inches: Because mayo is absolutely disgusting.

This. They even offer it as an alternative to ketchup here in Germany, because Germans have disgusting eating habits when it comes to condiments.

/Don't even ask me about the brown-and-white sex special


Santorum?
 
2018-02-02 11:24:38 AM  
Because mayo is good all by itself. Sometimes I just eat it out of the jar by the spoonful
 
2018-02-02 11:28:12 AM  
* doesn't care.  Mister Burns gives us all the tar-tar sauce we want.
 
2018-02-02 11:29:50 AM  
I used to get regular cheese burgers (or double cheeseburgers) and ask for Big Mac sauce on them.  2 things. 1. It made sure that the burgers were fresh and not sitting under the heat lamp and 2. Big Mac sauce rocks.
 
2018-02-02 11:37:02 AM  
Mustard is best condiment.
 
2018-02-02 11:44:34 AM  
What's the secret sauce at Bronco Burger?
 
2018-02-02 12:12:41 PM  
Not as gross as people that dip their pizza in ranch dressing. How the hell did that become a thing?
 
2018-02-02 12:19:03 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Because mayo is good all by itself. Sometimes I just eat it out of the jar by the spoonful


Yeah, about that diarrhea. I don't think it's caused by a virus.
 
2018-02-02 12:23:45 PM  
Undercover Brother - Mayonnaise
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2018-02-02 12:25:04 PM  
 
2018-02-02 12:33:37 PM  
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2018-02-02 12:37:15 PM  
what is a mcchicken burger?

is it like a good will hunting " burger sandwich" ?
 
2018-02-02 12:38:45 PM  
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2018-02-02 12:43:15 PM  

tarheel07: I had a girlfriend who dipped her green beans in mayonnaise.  We're not together anymore.


I'm pro mayo. I'm on team Duke's Mayo but reading that just made me gag a little bit.
 
2018-02-02 12:44:11 PM  

HoboCop: What's the secret sauce at Bronco Burger?


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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
 
2018-02-02 01:14:27 PM  
Here in Holland McDonalds has mayo. They wouldn't be able to sell fries without it.
 
2018-02-02 01:32:14 PM  
Now McDonald's has finally revealed the reason why it doesn't offer the dip as chiefs say there isn't enough demand for it.

How are they to know what people want if they don't offer it?
 
2018-02-02 02:49:47 PM  

Rob4127: McDonald's Dipping Sauces & Salad Dressings Not listed: Fry Sauce.


I think McDonald's in Utah and maybe some neighboring states actually have packets of fry sauce.
 
2018-02-02 04:34:50 PM  
Never been to Idaho, have you, subby?
 
2018-02-02 06:54:54 PM  
The mayo at Burger King (worked there in the early 80s) was some proprietary concoction that was stable at room temperature.  I shudder to think about what kind of engineered chemical shiatstorm it had to have been.
 
2018-02-02 07:26:10 PM  

bikkurikun: Here in Holland McDonalds has mayo. They wouldn't be able to sell fries without it.


Same here in Belgium.

/hallo noorderbuur!
 
2018-02-02 09:00:24 PM  
"We need more secret sauce. Put that mayonnaise in the sun."
 
2018-02-02 09:15:03 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: [YouTube video: Undercover Brother - Mayonnaise]


As a pastey white mother fracker with kids darker than the coffee i had this morning:

That is funny as hell. I taunt my kids with my mayo.
 
2018-02-03 11:34:06 AM  
I made an awesome dipping sauce for some lumpias the other night. 4 parts ketchup, 1 part Dijon mustard, 1 part mayo, 6 or 7 dashes of hot sauce, 3 or 4 dashes of Maggi Savor liquid aeasoning sauce. Can't get that at McDo's either (or anywhere else for that matter, considering I invented it myself.)

Seriously though, this would be good with almost everything: French fries, onion rings, tater tots, chicken nuggets. Everything but Buffalo wings or deep fried mushrooms: those need bleu cheese and ranch dressing, respectively.
 
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