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(PennLive)   So what are the animals saying about the Super Bowl? Here are predictions from different critters across the country   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2018-02-02 08:44:18 AM  
My emotional support howler monkey keeps insisting the Cubs are going to win.

He isn't very bright.
 
2018-02-02 09:07:49 AM  
Fezzik, a porcupine at The Stone Zoo in Stonham, Massachusetts, is hoping his third straight pick of the Patriots as the Super Bowl winner will extend his extend his 2-0 streak.


fezzik, is there a patriots win ahead?

if there is, we'll all be dead
 
2018-02-02 10:21:47 AM  
Adorable find, subby! Thanks!
 
2018-02-02 10:24:17 AM  
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2018-02-02 10:27:26 AM  
I'm Team Fiona.
 
2018-02-02 10:27:33 AM  
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Saw my shadow, so Fark the Eagles
 
2018-02-02 10:33:08 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Fezzik, a porcupine at The Stone Zoo in Stonham, Massachusetts, is hoping his third straight pick of the Patriots as the Super Bowl winner will extend his extend his 2-0 streak.


fezzik, is there a patriots win ahead?

if there is, we'll all be dead


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2018-02-02 10:37:41 AM  
I had a dream like a month ago (prior to the divisional game) where I was at the super bowl, the stadium was empty except there was an Eagle tearing apart the flesh of something on the field.  Then I woke up.

Kinda wish I would've bet on the Eagles since then, as it's been right so far.
 
2018-02-02 10:41:37 AM  
Chirpy Willie says:
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Ya think I give two sh*ts aboot armoured yank wank ball?
Give yer head a shake, ya f**kin' down-country degens!
Why don't ya give yer balls a tug, lace up some skates & play hockey like real men!

/forgive him - he's grumpy from being woken up to predict some weather or sumpin'
 
2018-02-02 10:44:37 AM  
Half of those animals are going to be wrong.
 
2018-02-02 10:45:18 AM  
I predict that the team with the most touchdowns will win.

You gotta score those points, and also play defense.
 
2018-02-02 11:04:17 AM  
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Y'all already know who is going to win.
 
2018-02-02 11:06:46 AM  
They don't seem to agree at all. It's almost like the team the animals choose is completely random.
 
2018-02-02 11:07:01 AM  

oldfarthenry: Chirpy Willie says:
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Ya think I give two sh*ts aboot armoured yank wank ball?
Give yer head a shake, ya f**kin' down-country degens!
Why don't ya give yer balls a tug, lace up some skates & play hockey like real men!

/forgive him - he's grumpy from being woken up to predict some weather or sumpin'


This here:

https://m.fark.com/comments/9898357/1​1​3495135#c113495135

Is the funniest post I have read today.
 
2018-02-02 11:07:12 AM  
I'm going to ask my dog tonight, but I have a feeling she's going to pick the Milkbones just like she has every other year.
 
2018-02-02 11:13:20 AM  
I put an Eagles and Patriots helmet next to each other and told my cat to walk up to the winner.  He just sat there and stared at them for 27 minutes.

No animal gives zero farks more than a cat
 
2018-02-02 11:17:38 AM  

Keeve: I'm going to ask my dog tonight, but I have a feeling she's going to pick the Milkbones just like she has every other year.


Gimme an M
Gimme an I
Gimme an L K B
Gimme an O N E S

What does that spell?
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"I will kill you in your sleep!"
 
2018-02-02 11:19:39 AM  
The only animal prognosticator I trust!
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2018-02-02 12:40:34 PM  
list fails without a Manatee prediction.
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2018-02-02 01:37:23 PM  
None of these are relevant except a prediction by an animal involved in the game, which obviously would be a cow or more fancifully a pig.
 
2018-02-02 02:18:28 PM  
....yeah but Phil the Groundhog says we are getting six more weeks of winter.
 
2018-02-02 02:39:27 PM  
Oregon zoo didn't have a groundhog, so this guy is taking Phil's spot
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He's just happy to finally be getting some attention
 
2018-02-02 03:15:32 PM  
That was a more thorough list than I thought it would be for such a stupid topic.
/Actually kind of impressed.
 
2018-02-02 05:32:06 PM  
I think it would be kinda hard to fly locked behind in fencing.
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2018-02-02 10:38:35 PM  

mrsleep: The only animal prognosticator I trust!
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Beat me to it.
 
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