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(Deadline)   Jimmy Kimmel slams Nunes and the impotent Paul Ryan   ( deadline.com) divider line
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2018-02-02 08:57:12 AM  
Why do people want to be ignorant?
 
2018-02-02 09:06:47 AM  

BalugaJoe: Why do people want to be ignorant?


Religion, usually.  Plus I hear it's bliss.
 
2018-02-02 10:10:45 AM  
If only he literally slammed them, but he's a little guy. Not sure he could lift them.
 
2018-02-02 10:11:25 AM  
The guy from "The Man Show" is taking up the mantle and trying to lead us from the darkness. GO, man!
 
2018-02-02 10:42:59 AM  
Late night comedy may end up being America's salvation.
 
2018-02-02 11:10:20 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel throws chum in the water, film at 11.
 
2018-02-02 11:15:28 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: BalugaJoe: Why do people want to be ignorant?

Religion, usually.  Plus I hear it's bliss.


I'd rather not know I have cancer and die than know I have cancer and die.
 
2018-02-02 11:15:51 AM  

MugzyBrown: Jimmy Kimmel throws chum in the water, film at 11.


Y'know the thing about Nunes, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyeslike a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
 
2018-02-02 11:19:21 AM  

Wadded Beef: The guy from "The Man Show" is taking up the mantle and trying to lead us from the darkness. GO, man!


Is he still friends with Corolla?  Those guy's politics couldn't be further apart.
 
2018-02-02 11:22:53 AM  
Stupid formatting!

/more like stupid poster
//amiriteguys?
///at least the soup at lunch was good
 
2018-02-02 11:27:14 AM  
Who cares what Jimmy Kimmel thinks?

Gave up late night shows when Craig Fergusson retired.
 
2018-02-02 11:32:46 AM  
The good thing about Jimmy Kimmel is I think I pretty much can guess exactly what his view on every single issue of the day is, so I never need to watch his show.  I win !
 
2018-02-02 11:35:07 AM  
"the ringmaster at the world's most perverted circus. The lions are eating the horses. The tightropes are snapping, clowns are attacking children... and Paul Ryan is standing there, smiling and waving like an animatronic Forrest Gump."

That...is brilliant.
 
2018-02-02 11:38:08 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: BalugaJoe: Why do people want to be ignorant?

Religion, usually.  Plus I hear it's bliss.


It is easier. Authority tells you what to do and is responsible. Conservatives talk about personal freedom but they love rules that exempt them from making personal or moral decisions.
 
2018-02-02 11:45:11 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Wadded Beef: The guy from "The Man Show" is taking up the mantle and trying to lead us from the darkness. GO, man!

Is he still friends with Corolla?  Those guy's politics couldn't be further apart.


Yep, Corolla is writing jokes for him for the Oscars (he did last year as well)
 
2018-02-02 11:46:04 AM  
Also:

"panem et circenses"
 
2018-02-02 11:47:56 AM  
"This is how our government works now: If your party is in charge, you can lie, you can cheat, you can game the system to benefit your buddies, you can basically do whatever you want," he said.

Sorry bud, it's been that way for a looooooooooong time.
This ain't nothing new.
Good virtue signal though, I'm sure the left ate it up.
 
2018-02-02 11:58:24 AM  

mrsleep: "This is how our government works now: If your party is in charge, you can lie, you can cheat, you can game the system to benefit your buddies, you can basically do whatever you want," he said.

Sorry bud, it's been that way for a looooooooooong time.
This ain't nothing new.
Good virtue signal though, I'm sure the left ate it up.


Well...it he says that when Obama was in charge he politicized things and his party got special treatment?
 
2018-02-02 12:09:00 PM  

mrsleep: "This is how our government works now: If your party is in charge, you can lie, you can cheat, you can game the system to benefit your buddies, you can basically do whatever you want," he said.

Sorry bud, it's been that way for a looooooooooong time.
This ain't nothing new.
Good virtue signal though, I'm sure the left ate it up.


Yeah the only difference is this administration is sloppy at it.
 
2018-02-02 12:23:57 PM  
Cheron: Conservatives talk about personal freedom but they love rules that exempt them from making personal or moral decisions.

Kinda like when "progressives" teach tolerance and freedom of speech until you say something they don't agree with.
 
2018-02-02 12:32:06 PM  
Kimmel is an idiot. Typical propagandist. And you people that agree with him are idiots too. Lol sad.
 
2018-02-02 12:35:49 PM  

mrsleep: "This is how our government works now: If your party is in charge, you can lie, you can cheat, you can game the system to benefit your buddies, you can basically do whatever you want," he said.

Sorry bud, it's been that way for a looooooooooong time.
This ain't nothing new.
Good virtue signal though, I'm sure the left ate it up.


Just as the right eats it up when the left is in power. It's probably good for the Opposition to reiterate every once in a while in a Republic.
 
2018-02-02 12:38:10 PM  

peterthx: Cheron: Conservatives talk about personal freedom but they love rules that exempt them from making personal or moral decisions.

Kinda like when "progressives" teach tolerance and freedom of speech until you say something they don't agree with.


Whatabout, comrade.  Whatabout.
 
2018-02-02 12:38:39 PM  
A man once known for a show where girls with big boobies jump on trampolines has miles of more class and decency than our house speaker.
 
2018-02-02 01:07:18 PM  

elvindeath: The good thing about Jimmy Kimmel is I think I pretty much can guess exactly what his view on every single issue of the day is, so I never need to watch his show.  I win !


But you're missing out on all of his crocodile tears, man.
 
2018-02-02 01:40:50 PM  

Cbillrun: Kimmel is an idiot. Typical propagandist. And you people that agree with him are idiots too. Lol sad.


When you can't refute the things he says, attack him instead - it's the Republican way!
 
2018-02-02 01:44:32 PM  
I believe all political news and commentary that comes from a comedian.  His observations are brilliant.  but is it his brilliance or his team of writers?
 
2018-02-02 01:50:37 PM  

peterthx: Cheron: Conservatives talk about personal freedom but they love rules that exempt them from making personal or moral decisions.

Kinda like when "progressives" teach tolerance and freedom of speech until you say something they don't agree with.


How's the weather in Moscow today, tovarich?
 
2018-02-02 03:27:01 PM  
And in other news, Jimmy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about...
 
2018-02-02 04:00:42 PM  
Jimmy Kimmel can suck it.
 
2018-02-02 04:12:01 PM  

limboslam: And in other news, Jimmy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about...


Well, your detailed and thorough refutation of his points has certainly convinced me...
 
2018-02-02 05:47:57 PM  
 
2018-02-03 12:09:17 AM  
The TV people tell me what to think.
 
2018-02-03 08:01:48 PM  
Kimmel also slammed his car.
He'd rather wreck his car than "turn Right"!!!
 
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