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2018-01-23 06:49:50 PM  
Wow, they were able to pick up a whole 26 people last year. Great job.
 
2018-01-23 07:18:16 PM  
Oh, they're such brave heroes. Keeping us safe from those Bastard foreigners that had the audacity to bake for a living.

Thank Christ and George Washington we have such brave men guarding our land.

Farking asslickers.
 
2018-01-23 07:36:11 PM  
Then they came for the butchers and candlestick makers....
 
2018-01-23 10:39:47 PM  
Don't most people who work in bakeries have to get up at like 4 AM to get to work on time? Ten or fifteen years of doing that with a good attendance record ought to qualify someone for a work permit to let them stay in the US until they are ready to retire.

/hurry up with the robots already
//nobody else wants those jobs
 
2018-01-23 10:40:02 PM  
Those restaurants  just need to double down:

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2018-01-23 10:40:39 PM  
Yet the Grape Ape is still running around free.  No justice.
 
2018-01-23 10:44:27 PM  
Again ICE goes after the low hanging fruit. It is a lot easier then going after violent gang members and violent criminals. Seriously this agency just keeps running its name lower and lower.
 
2018-01-23 10:45:51 PM  
Also, there should be a lazy joke about "Minnesota ICE" in there.

/too lazy
 
2018-01-23 10:47:34 PM  

not enough beer: Again ICE goes after the low hanging fruit. It is a lot easier then going after violent gang members and violent criminals. Seriously this agency just keeps running its name lower and lower.


Though in fairness at least they didn't deport anyone this time. Just you know ran them off their jobs in fear. This is insane.
 
2018-01-23 10:48:00 PM  
What a bunch of ICEholes.
 
2018-01-23 10:50:26 PM  
Saint Agnes Baking Company will now need to pay people a real wage. No more hiring slave labor. Their legal employees went to work for Walmart.
 
2018-01-23 10:58:18 PM  
This just shows that MS13 is playing the long game. All of the employees were MS13 working under the guise of bakers, and were so dedicated to blending in that they lived and acted like simple bakers, going so far as to not actually have any connection whatsoever with MS13. Hell, they may have led their entire lives acting and being "normal, if olive-skinned, humans," committing no crimes and taking their secret ganginess to the grave.

Except that they will all have been terrorists all along.

I thank ICE for saving us from the breads and rolls made by these abhorrent gang members, and I might add, the children -- the innocent children.
 
2018-01-23 11:08:17 PM  

smitty04: Saint Agnes Baking Company will now need to pay people a real wage. No more hiring slave labor. Their legal employees went to work for Walmart.


The national average salary for a Baker is $24,958 in United States.

Walmart employees earn $24,000 annually on average.

The people at Wal-Mart are the ones who couldn't get jobs at the bakeries, or they take the pay cut because they like being around Wal-Mart customers all day.
 
2018-01-23 11:16:58 PM  
An ICE spokesman told WCCO the agency "did not shut down the bakery and did not make any arrests there," thereby denying something no one had accused ICE of doing.

LOL.
 
2018-01-23 11:19:17 PM  
Get used to it.

Those jerbs immigrants are taking from honest Merkins? They're mostly at small businesses who aren't going to be able to take the sudden loss of a dozen employees. They'll close up; a box store like Walmart will move in, hire 2/3 of the people at 75% of the wages, and the whole town will suffer an economic and social quality downturn.

That's what happens when there's no market to decide from.
 
2018-01-23 11:30:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Get used to it.

Those jerbs immigrants are taking from honest Merkins? They're mostly at small businesses who aren't going to be able to take the sudden loss of a dozen employees. They'll close up; a box store like Walmart will move in, hire 2/3 of the people at 75% of the wages, and the whole town will suffer an economic and social quality downturn.

That's what happens when there's no market to decide from.


Wait, I thought punishing businesses that hire illegal aliens was supposed to be a good thing?  Get your talking points straight, people!
 
2018-01-24 12:44:07 AM  

Mouser: Gyrfalcon: Get used to it.

Those jerbs immigrants are taking from honest Merkins? They're mostly at small businesses who aren't going to be able to take the sudden loss of a dozen employees. They'll close up; a box store like Walmart will move in, hire 2/3 of the people at 75% of the wages, and the whole town will suffer an economic and social quality downturn.

That's what happens when there's no market to decide from.

Wait, I thought punishing businesses that hire illegal aliens was supposed to be a good thing?  Get your talking points straight, people!


But punishing these small businesses means that Wal-Mart will make more money and benefiting the RIGHT people.

And that's what it's all about.
 
2018-01-24 01:03:33 AM  
Well, damnit. I really prefer when my meat comes between two steaming hot buns, instead of when I'm just holding it in my hands.
 
2018-01-24 09:26:09 AM  
But employers are not supposed to knowingly employ illegal aliens or even people who are legally in the US but not authorized to work. The employer can use e-verify to check SSNs. Follow the law.  If the workers were OK then the employer has nothing to worry about nor do the employees.
 
2018-01-24 09:38:06 AM  

runwiz: But employers are not supposed to knowingly employ illegal aliens or even people who are legally in the US but not authorized to work. The employer can use e-verify to check SSNs. Follow the law.  If the workers were OK then the employer has nothing to worry about nor do the employees.


People are so cute when they're deliberately stupid.
 
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