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(Register Citizen)   Man named Weed busted on drug charges   ( registercitizen.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Street, Weed, Criminal law, South Main St., Main Street, High Street, Chad Weed, second-degree hindering prosecution  
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2018-01-23 11:58:35 AM  
It would be ironic if his name was Chad Sobriety.
 
2018-01-23 12:24:04 PM  
This is why you never party with a chick named Rappe.

/too obscure?
 
2018-01-23 12:29:47 PM  
This story would be better if he was busted with marijuana. FARK would explode if that happened.
 
2018-01-23 01:03:42 PM  
I feel a poem coming on...
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O' Florida man, whose name is "Weed"

I wonder why you can't succeed

.

You have the car, the friends and all

You have the pot and fentanyl

.

It isn't that you forgot to signal when you turned

that got you burned

.

If you were smarter, just by half

Your fake id would have your photograph.

.

Burma Shave

 
2018-01-23 01:04:24 PM  
How high do you have to be to see weed walking?
 
2018-01-23 01:09:16 PM  
How do you do?
Now you gonna get high!
 
2018-01-23 01:10:42 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:14:55 PM  
Nothing good can come from anyone named "Chad".
 
2018-01-23 01:16:30 PM  

baronbloodbath: Nothing good can come from anyone named "Chad".


Unless his last name is "Vader".
 
2018-01-23 01:19:52 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:21:57 PM  
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OOF
2018-01-23 01:23:17 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:24:47 PM  
Please tell me he was arrested in Weed, California:

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2018-01-23 01:25:17 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:27:25 PM  
ironic tag? more like chronic tag, amirite?

//tip your waitresses on the way out
 
2018-01-23 01:28:53 PM  
Guess fark isn't into L&O: SVU


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Speed Weed IMDB
 
2018-01-23 01:31:52 PM  

alitaki: ironic tag? more like chronic tag, amirite?

//tip your waitresses on the way out


dpoisn.com
 
2018-01-23 01:36:25 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:41:56 PM  
Another article written and web page published as if everybody in the world knows where Torrington is.
 
2018-01-23 01:50:16 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:56:45 PM  
That's not irony. Irony is killing an American artist. So you and your friends can steal his checkbook. To raise the local economy. When you think have enough money. You and your friend try to cash those stolen blank checks to a bank. Laughing and smoking cigars.

/I'll be impress to those who got that reference.
//I think I got that right.
///Obscure?
///Is like raaaaaaaain on your wedding day.
 
2018-01-23 02:00:19 PM  
 
2018-01-23 02:01:08 PM  
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2018-01-23 02:05:23 PM  
I had a friend in college named Beast.  He was also busted on drug charges.
 
2018-01-23 02:05:45 PM  
It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn....

/at what point does using "irony" incorrectly become correct because of common usage?
 
NFA
2018-01-23 02:08:29 PM  
Long ago when I was in elementary school, my math teacher was arrested for selling marijuana.  He was caught with 5lbs of it.  His name?  Mr. Deale.
 
2018-01-23 02:30:01 PM  

patrick767: It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn....

/at what point does using "irony" incorrectly become correct because of common usage?


You mean like the way "literally" is going?
grrrrrr
 
2018-01-23 02:45:13 PM  

slackananda: It would be ironic if his name was Chad Sobriety.


I'm so glad this was covered immediately... It's what I came to do.
 
2018-01-23 04:19:51 PM  
Michael Caine should be very nervous.
 
2018-01-23 04:44:09 PM  

eas81: Guess fark isn't into L&O: SVU
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Speed Weed IMDB


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2018-01-23 08:47:11 PM  
Herb, Bud, Jay and Mary Jane also wanted for questioning......
 
2018-01-24 06:40:55 AM  

Mudd's woman: patrick767: It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn....

/at what point does using "irony" incorrectly become correct because of common usage?

You mean like the way "literally" is going?
grrrrrr


I LITERALLY ONLY USE IRONY IRONICALLY!!!

/wait... did that make sense. I hope not.
 
2018-01-24 07:12:33 AM  

uttertosh: Mudd's woman: patrick767: It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnn....

/at what point does using "irony" incorrectly become correct because of common usage?

You mean like the way "literally" is going?
grrrrrr

I LITERALLY ONLY USE IRONY IRONICALLY!!!

/wait... did that make sense. I hope not.


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practically obligatory!
 
2018-01-24 07:41:51 AM  

Mudd's woman: practically obligatory!


Nailed me. LULZ ^_^
 
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