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(C-SPAN)   Ursula the Sea Witch attempts to steal the voices of all the fish in the press pool. Will they find their legs and offer a challenge or will they flounder? Find out at the very tentative start time of 2:30 PM EST   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-01-23 09:10:21 AM  
Press better farking mention the CNN death threats and FORCE Hucky to answer the question.
 
2018-01-23 09:30:48 AM  
The word of the day is: Intransigent.

Definition: Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.
 
2018-01-23 10:02:34 AM  
 
2018-01-23 10:21:55 AM  
That's not fair. Ursula had a nice dress.
 
2018-01-23 10:42:03 AM  
And already rescheduled to 3:30
 
2018-01-23 10:49:13 AM  
She's a disgusting piece of rancid filth.
 
2018-01-23 11:12:52 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That's not fair. Ursula had a nice dress.


And she could sing.  And knew about body language.  And had great makeup.
 
2018-01-23 11:23:06 AM  
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2018-01-23 11:38:37 AM  
Awesome fishy head, subby!
 
2018-01-23 12:42:20 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Press better farking mention the CNN death threats and FORCE Hucky to answer the question.


The answer would be "This just reinforces the president's position that we need better mental healthcare.  Guns aren't the problem."  Or some such idiocy, not getting the connection between mentally instability and Trump support.
 
2018-01-23 12:49:45 PM  
Superman takes down Lex Luthor
The Green Lantern takes down Sinestro
April Ryan takes down Huckybooboo
The Flash takes down Grodd
Mueller takes down Keebler the Elf
Batman takes down the Riddler

That's how this stuff works.
 
2018-01-23 01:02:26 PM  
MSNBC just said Trump will be speaking about tariffs within the hour, but is expected to get Keebler Korruption Kwestions from the press.  So, kind of an appetizer before the Huckybooboo main course.
 
2018-01-23 01:31:37 PM  
It's funny because Bartolo Colon is fat.
 
2018-01-23 01:32:28 PM  
She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.
 
2018-01-23 01:34:48 PM  
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Here's a nice visual for the presser. And thanks in advance for the comments. I can't stand to watch this lying beeotch so I appreciate your insights very much.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2018-01-23 01:36:18 PM  

dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.


That's really what you think is happening isn't it?

SMDH
 
2018-01-23 01:36:28 PM  
Subby, I admire your creativity and variety of slanderous titles you bestow upon that holocaust of a human being. However, this one is one of my favorites.

Bravo.
 
2018-01-23 01:36:36 PM  

Tsukue: ecmoRandomNumbers: That's not fair. Ursula had a nice dress.
And she could sing.  And knew about body language.  And had great makeup.

Especially when Lana Parilla posed as Ursula in Once Upon A Time.
With JoAnna Garcia Swisher as Ariel ... yum.
 
2018-01-23 01:36:56 PM  
Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
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2018-01-23 01:39:03 PM  
it both amuses me and saddens me that the question, "is the President a racist?" is, in 2018, a  bona fide question.  Look at Joni Ernst's town hall the other day.

it is a legitimate issue / question.  my how we've sunk as Americans.
 
2018-01-23 01:39:12 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:40:28 PM  

dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.


Yeah, about as good of a job as you do really sticking it to the libs on Fark comment threads. (Hint: Not as great as you might hope.)
 
2018-01-23 01:40:51 PM  

sammyk: dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.

That's really what you think is happening isn't it?

SMDH


Regardless of what she says, the reporters ask the most leading and biased questions imaginable... they pretty much do it to themselves and all she does is play along.
 
2018-01-23 01:41:41 PM  

sammyk: dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.

That's really what you think is happening isn't it?

SMDH


Bill Kristol levels of correct. I wonder if there's a gene we could track to see if there's an inability to perceive shared reality.
 
2018-01-23 01:43:53 PM  
I missed yesterday's. Let's see how much fun today's will be.
 
2018-01-23 01:44:03 PM  
I'm just glad her and her kin don't sell cars.  They'd never let you leave the lot.

Oh, this Yugo is you! I just had it out at the track.  Some people say it handles like a Porsche, you know?  I don't know about that but it does move if'n you know how to make it.  What are you looking at?  Oil dripping?  Oh no.  It just went through a puddle of oil at the track!  That's all.  Let's go inside and work some numbers.  I know you want to have this car.  I'm saving it for you!  I think there are five or six other people who wanted this Yugo.  Boy, are they going to be disappointed when I tell them you bought it.  And, I think, they'll be envious of what I'm letting it go for, if you ask me.  Just for you, Gary.  Oh.  Harry.  No!  That tire isn't leaking.  That a low profile performance tire.  More tread on the ground.  Lets you hit the corners, Terry.  It's just prepping for a left turn.  Now, let's go inside.  Get the paperwork done.  Oh the car you drove in with?  It's gone.  Don't worry.  I got you top trade in.  We'll show you the numbers, Larry.  I am an above the board salesperson.  I'm not happy unless you are happy, Kerry.
 
2018-01-23 01:44:38 PM  
Oh you poor, unfortunate soul subby. Well played.
 
2018-01-23 01:45:47 PM  
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2018-01-23 01:46:00 PM  
My three year old gets this reference.
She's also more competent than this administration.
 
2018-01-23 01:46:26 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And already rescheduled to 3:30


Oooh, something is dropping today.

Also in honor of its remastered version announcement, I nominate Dark Souls for tommorows hradline reference
 
2018-01-23 01:52:16 PM  

wood0366: sammyk: dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.

That's really what you think is happening isn't it?

SMDH

Bill Kristol levels of correct. I wonder if there's a gene we could track to see if there's an inability to perceive shared reality.


Nope, even Bill Kristol is going on the news shows calling this administration a trainwreck. More like Alex Jones level
 
2018-01-23 01:52:47 PM  
Who's going to be the special guest star time burner today? Have we seen Carson or Perry yet?
Maybe they'll bring back oldies like Skype questions or letters from Pickle or the lawnmower kid.
 
2018-01-23 01:52:55 PM  

Dumski: [img.fark.net image 751x800]
Here's a nice visual for the presser. And thanks in advance for the comments. I can't stand to watch this lying beeotch so I appreciate your insights very much.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.


ScruffySecond.jpg

Also a pic of her outfit would be appreciated. I know it's damn petty but it's almost always discussed here and I get curious.
 
2018-01-23 01:57:12 PM  

dwrash: sammyk: dwrash: She always does a good job of pimp slapping the clueless reporters.

That's really what you think is happening isn't it?

SMDH

Regardless of what she says, the reporters ask the most leading and biased questions imaginable... they pretty much do it to themselves and all she does is play along.


Where do you come up with this? The press corps ask her questions like, "Does Trump know what FISA is?" in response to one of his more derptastic Tweets. Her response, word for word: "Uh..." Huckabee Sanders replied, "I think that the premise of your question is completely ridiculous and shows the lack of knowledge that you have on this process."

Yeah but you're right, she's the victim, and the press are the meanies.
 
2018-01-23 01:57:57 PM  

Tsukue: ecmoRandomNumbers: That's not fair. Ursula had a nice dress.

And she could sing.  And knew about body language.  And had great makeup.


One could almost say she was Divine.
 
2018-01-23 01:57:59 PM  
"Us poor unfortunate souls"
 
2018-01-23 01:58:35 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: LOL

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/jeff-sess​ions-faces-congress-amid-new-russia-pr​obe-details-1.4401137


Jeff Sessions stars in...

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2018-01-23 02:00:10 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
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Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.
 
2018-01-23 02:00:18 PM  

HedlessChickn: "Us poor unfortunate souls"


in *pain*
In *Need*
 
2018-01-23 02:00:50 PM  

BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.


well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir
 
2018-01-23 02:02:35 PM  
Hmmm, seeing troll red in one of these threads for the first time.  Something is definately dropping today.
 
2018-01-23 02:03:40 PM  
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litespeed74
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Jeff Sessions stars in...
 
2018-01-23 02:04:18 PM  
That one longing to be thinner [huckabee]
That one wants to get the girl [D2S]
And do i help them?
Yes indeed
 
2018-01-23 02:04:57 PM  

mcreel: Who's going to be the special guest star time burner today? Have we seen Carson or Perry yet?
Maybe they'll bring back oldies like Skype questions or letters from Pickle or the lawnmower kid.


Backpack kid from SNL

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2018-01-23 02:05:12 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.

well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir


Seriously don't know for sure.  I mostly wanted to comment on the progress you've made with your skill set.

Now that you called me out though... They seem... Flat... If that makes sense.  I get a sense of depth and contour with the nose, especially.  But that sense is diminished in the eyes.

I couldn't begin to tell you what to do to fix it.  And really have no place critiquing.
 
2018-01-23 02:05:28 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.

well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir


If I had to guess (I am also not an art anything), I'd say it's a combination of them being too darkly lined compared to the rest of your face and too small compared to the size of your head. I mean yeah that might be the /actual/ size of your eyes, but you're conveying a 3D image in 2D, and I think we see features as slightly larger than they actually are because they're on a curve?

I don't know if that's actually a thing. I'm just guessing wildly here.
 
2018-01-23 02:07:14 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Dumski: [img.fark.net image 751x800]
Here's a nice visual for the presser. And thanks in advance for the comments. I can't stand to watch this lying beeotch so I appreciate your insights very much.
Good luck, we're all counting on you.

ScruffySecond.jpg

Also a pic of her outfit would be appreciated. I know it's damn petty but it's almost always discussed here and I get curious.


My prediction: today will be lime green with a pattern, long sleeves, scoop neck, and of course pearls.  Always pearls.
 
2018-01-23 02:09:25 PM  

BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.

well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir

Seriously don't know for sure.  I mostly wanted to comment on the progress you've made with your skill set.

Now that you called me out though... They seem... Flat... If that makes sense.  I get a sense of depth and contour with the nose, especially.  But that sense is diminished in the eyes.

I couldn't begin to tell you what to do to fix it.  And really have no place critiquing.


Critique away.
All outside thoughts are useful, heres what i did over the weekend from memory: 
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And where last night's started before i cleaned it up

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2018-01-23 02:10:09 PM  

Aidan: Uchiha_Cycliste: BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.

well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir

If I had to guess (I am also not an art anything), I'd say it's a combination of them being too darkly lined compared to the rest of your face and too small compared to the size of your head. I mean yeah that might be the /actual/ size of your eyes, but you're conveying a 3D image in 2D, and I think we see features as slightly larger than they actually are because they're on a curve?

I don't know if that's actually a thing. I'm just guessing wildly here.


You're right though - the eyes are very darkly outlines compared to the rest of the face and since there's no shadows from the eye sockets/brow ridge, the eyes stand alone in a face of contours
 
2018-01-23 02:10:54 PM  

Aidan: Uchiha_Cycliste: BeesNuts: Uchiha_Cycliste: Started last night.
Told this morning my face is the wrong shape.
Damn
[img.fark.net image 425x566]

Mouths and noses are getting better.

Eyes are still... Something.  Iana art critic.

well, tell me whats wrong and I'll fix ir

If I had to guess (I am also not an art anything), I'd say it's a combination of them being too darkly lined compared to the rest of your face and too small compared to the size of your head. I mean yeah that might be the /actual/ size of your eyes, but you're conveying a 3D image in 2D, and I think we see features as slightly larger than they actually are because they're on a curve?

I don't know if that's actually a thing. I'm just guessing wildly here.


Interesting
 
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