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(The Daily Beast)   Melania will miss Davos, infuriating the Daleks   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2018-01-23 07:43:42 AM  
Things have been Stormy lately between them.
 
2018-01-23 07:46:08 AM  
Does this mean less people are going?

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2018-01-23 07:48:33 AM  
She's packing up his stuff and changing the locks while he's gone.
 
2018-01-23 08:10:04 AM  
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Exterminate the fake news... EXTERMINATE!

 
2018-01-23 08:32:37 AM  
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Today the Kaled (insert your own oppressed group here) race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But from its ashes will rise a new race: the supreme creature, the ultimate conqueror of the universe, the DALEK!!! THE MAGA!!1!
 
2018-01-23 08:53:19 AM  

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Today the Kaled (insert your own oppressed group here) race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But from its ashes will rise a new race: the supreme creature, the ultimate conqueror of the universe, the DALEK!!! THE MAGA!!1!


But will we get unlimited rice pudding?
 
2018-01-23 08:53:21 AM  
 Divorce him and humiliate him, Melania. You may turn out to be a hero.
 
2018-01-23 08:55:43 AM  
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2018-01-23 08:55:44 AM  
+1 subby, great headline!
 
2018-01-23 08:55:57 AM  
She hasn't been seen with Trump since the news broke about her loving husband screwing a porn star minutes after she gave birth to Barron. Remember when republicans cried tears of joy that dignity had been restored to the White House with the election of Trump? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
2018-01-23 08:55:59 AM  
I'm guessing "Why don't you take your whore to Davos instead!" was uttered at least once.
 
2018-01-23 08:56:29 AM  
Cuck.
 
2018-01-23 08:57:43 AM  
This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?
 
2018-01-23 08:57:46 AM  
  I'm really hoping she'll spend the time that everyone else's away filing for divorce. Wouldn't that be an entertaining development?
 
2018-01-23 08:58:34 AM  

Archidude: This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?


 All of the media and Internet coverage mean that everything in the last year's a Fixed Event... I'm so sorry
 
2018-01-23 08:59:09 AM  
Waiting for him to leave town so she can get that good dick.
 
2018-01-23 09:00:15 AM  
But I thought she was an escort...
 
2018-01-23 09:00:22 AM  
About time for a new prop.
 
2018-01-23 09:00:48 AM  

FatherChaos: I'm guessing "Why don't you take your whore to Davos instead!" was uttered at least once.


"Ivanka is already going!"

/sorry?
 
2018-01-23 09:02:28 AM  

Miss5280: Divorce him and humiliate him, Melania. You may turn out to be a hero.


I imagine her prenup is would make that quite expensive. It probably even has a non-disclosure clause requiring her to turn over any proceeds from book sales. I think the worst she could do to him would be to move back to NYC with her son and live well there without comment. Speculation would do the rest.
 
2018-01-23 09:04:43 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: I'm really hoping she'll spend the time that everyone else's away filing for divorce. Wouldn't that be an entertaining development?


She should slip something in his Diet Coke that makes his hair fall out. Trump told Stormy that all his personal power and wealth is dependent on his hair not being cut. if it is cut he will lose all his power and wealth.

Come on Melania, take one for the team.Stand up and be a proud American, DO THE RIGHT THING!
 
2018-01-23 09:05:26 AM  

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Today the Kaled (insert your own oppressed group here) race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But from its ashes will rise a new race: the supreme creature, the ultimate conqueror of the universe, the DALEK!!! THE MAGA!!1!

But will we get unlimited rice pudding?


The buffet is closed; only one cup of rice puddling per person.
 
2018-01-23 09:05:54 AM  

FatherChaos: I'm guessing "Why don't you take your whore to Davos instead!" was uttered at least once.


Huh- I didn't think Ivanka was going.

/self reported
 
2018-01-23 09:06:02 AM  

Muta: AurizenDarkstar: Giant Clown Shoe: [img.fark.net image 850x565]


Today the Kaled (insert your own oppressed group here) race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But from its ashes will rise a new race: the supreme creature, the ultimate conqueror of the universe, the DALEK!!! THE MAGA!!1!

But will we get unlimited rice pudding?

The buffet is closed; only one cup of rice puddling per person.


UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING, doctor who
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2018-01-23 09:09:05 AM  

Archidude: This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?


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2018-01-23 09:09:34 AM  

Archidude: This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?


Who?
 
2018-01-23 09:09:52 AM  
Is there a way for her to get the country in the divorce?  Because I think that would be an improvement.
 
2018-01-23 09:11:20 AM  

Miss5280: Divorce him and humiliate him, Melania. You may turn out to be a hero.


She can probably spend the rest of her life in luxury, with all the book deals she will have.
 
2018-01-23 09:11:55 AM  

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I actually have a grudging like for Melania. I like her impassive Slav face. It could be hiding anything. I often wish I knew what she was thinking.
 
2018-01-23 09:13:33 AM  

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I actually have a grudging like for Melania. I like her impassive Slav face. It could be hiding anything. I often wish I knew what she was thinking.


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2018-01-23 09:13:45 AM  
1. You cannot take a whore out of the whore house.
2.When you take a whore out of the whore house, she knows full well she is a whore and the guy she is married to is a whore monger.

A whore might have a golden ticket(handcuff) and change her ways.  But once a monger always a monger.

Pays your nickel, your takes your choice.
 
2018-01-23 09:14:59 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: I'm really hoping she'll spend the time that everyone else's away filing for divorce. Wouldn't that be an entertaining development?


Sometimes staying together is the more spiteful alternative.
 
2018-01-23 09:15:15 AM  

Archidude: This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?


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2018-01-23 09:15:21 AM  

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2018-01-23 09:15:33 AM  
*shrug* Melania is a much more dignified person than Trump. Well, sometimes your job brings you to uncomfortable places.

And no, Melania would not divorce Trump. That would be unprofessional.

Besides, she knows her place in the world right now. Without it, she would be lost. What does she need "freedom from Trump" for?
 
2018-01-23 09:16:09 AM  

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Exterminate the fake news... EXTERMINATE!


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Unlike the MAGA folks, the Daleks like "The Colored"
 
2018-01-23 09:16:15 AM  

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I actually have a grudging like for Melania. I like her impassive Slav face. It could be hiding anything. I often wish I knew what she was thinking.

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[internal monologue]: "Who farted, y'all?"


She's much more attractive than Ivanka.

I also reckon she'd slit your throat without a second's hesitation, if need be.
 
2018-01-23 09:16:39 AM  
No doubt there is a prenup in place that makes the inevitable difficult , but I'd chip in on a gofundme that helps her divorce this loser.  #TimesUp
 
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2018-01-23 09:19:06 AM  

Lady J: She's much more attractive than Ivanka.


Neither one are genuine enough to have true attractiveness, IMHO.

I also reckon she'd slit your throat without a second's hesitation, if need be.

Since they are in the most selfish household on Earth, probably.
 
2018-01-23 09:20:32 AM  
To be fair, everything infuriates the Daleks.
 
2018-01-23 09:20:43 AM  

Miss5280: Divorce him and humiliate him, Melania. You may turn out to be a hero.


Now's the time.  He can't do his usual shenanigans with this large a spotlight on him.  Plus we'd get all the financial data in the process.
 
2018-01-23 09:20:59 AM  
Sources said she's going to stay home and do the gardener... what's that?  Oh, sorry, she's going to do the gardenING?  Oh, well, that is different...

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2018-01-23 09:21:16 AM  
Lena Horne 'Stormy Weather'
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2018-01-23 09:22:02 AM  
D2S: Why do I have to get on a plane to go to Davos? Isn't her office near here? Can't you just drive me there?
 
2018-01-23 09:24:32 AM  

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2018-01-23 09:25:49 AM  

Miss5280: Divorce him and humiliate him, Melania. You may turn out to be a hero.


He is beyond feeling any sort of shame or humiliation. Notice that she's the one who is keeping a low profile, despite the fact that she did nothing wrong. She was, in fact, the wronged one. There is something seriously sick about a wronged woman bearing the brunt of shame for her husband's awful behavior.
 
2018-01-23 09:26:07 AM  
DISIMIGRATE  DISIMIGRATE  DISIMIGRATE

 
2018-01-23 09:26:16 AM  

pueblonative: Archidude: This is when The Doctor finally shows up to save us, right? RIGHT?

Who?


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2018-01-23 09:27:40 AM  

GardenWeasel: Does this mean less people are going?

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No, it's definately the least people are going.
 
2018-01-23 09:28:07 AM  

Grahor: *shrug* Melania is a much more dignified person than Trump. Well, sometimes your job brings you to uncomfortable places.

And no, Melania would not divorce Trump. That would be unprofessional.

Besides, she knows her place in the world right now. Without it, she would be lost. What does she need "freedom from Trump" for?


We all need freedom from Trump. Can we just send Trump to St. Helena?
 
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