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(CNN)   Santana has died. Here's to one of the greatest bands in the world that gave us awesome songs like "Smooth" and other songs that you old folks love   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Chief Keef, Lil Wayne, Twitter, Santana, verified Instagram account, Family, Fredo Santana, Saturday  
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2018-01-21 06:50:02 PM  
DIAF subby.  I was worried there for a second.
 
2018-01-21 06:50:21 PM  
fark you, subby
 
2018-01-21 06:53:43 PM  
Carlos is okay.
 
2018-01-21 06:56:07 PM  

FrancoFile: DIAF subby.  I was worried there for a second.


To be fair, it woulda been a news flash if that were the case. Its not subbys fault that ya hate puns.
 
2018-01-21 07:02:53 PM  

cman: FrancoFile: DIAF subby.  I was worried there for a second.

To be fair, it woulda been a news flash if that were the case. Its not subbys fault that ya hate puns.


That's not a f*cking pun. And if the first fire didn't kill you, DIAF again, submitter.
 
2018-01-21 07:03:40 PM  

cman: FrancoFile: DIAF subby.  I was worried there for a second.

To be fair, it woulda been a news flash if that were the case. Its not subbys fault that ya hate puns.


That was not punny though.
 
2018-01-21 07:10:55 PM  
In Subby'sdefence, at least ten different headlines in the last two days have made use of the Santana name. Albeit they included Fredo.
But still...
 
2018-01-21 07:16:08 PM  
You asshole
 
2018-01-21 07:23:39 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You asshole


This.

Big time.
 
2018-01-21 07:34:42 PM  

cretinbob: fark you, subby


Came here to say this. Glad to see this sentiment has been thoroughly covered.
 
2018-01-21 07:55:39 PM  
Is anyone else mad as hell that subby said Santana? Next time, use the full name so we don't unnecessarily worry about the premature death of an American icon. It should say "Santana not featuring Rob Thomas" has died. Otherwise, I am going to be a nervous wreck wondering if Rob Thomas is safe like every good American. Can we make it a rule that when using the name of obscure has-beens, tell us the condition of coat before you tell us what's wrong with the tails.
 
2018-01-21 08:34:56 PM  
Rafael is ok.
 
2018-01-21 08:36:42 PM  

cretinbob: fark you, subby


And fark the mods greenlighting this headline.
 
2018-01-21 08:43:42 PM  
Subby, you got to change your evil ways.
 
2018-01-21 09:04:26 PM  
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2018-01-21 09:23:24 PM  
1.) Subby is an asshole
2.) The CNN logos are changing so fast I'm getting whiplash trying to keep up. Way back when I suggested a new CNN logo (Back when it was Ralph picking his nose), this is NOT what I meant.
 
2018-01-21 09:36:28 PM  
I know it was you, subby. You broke my heart.

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/RIP Fredo
 
2018-01-21 09:39:01 PM  
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2018-01-21 09:41:23 PM  
Oh, man. You had me goin...
I thought you said Santa was dead, maaaan
 
2018-01-21 09:51:38 PM  

slackananda: [img.fark.net image 500x368]


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2018-01-21 09:52:43 PM  
RIP
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2018-01-21 09:54:59 PM  
If we ever meet subby, I'm gonna rip your spleen out with a spoon.
 
2018-01-21 09:58:45 PM  

FrancoFile: DIAF subby.  I was worried there for a second.


THIS.

Not funny.  Not......funny.
 
2018-01-21 10:04:59 PM  
If you're seven inches from the sun I'm not sure it makes much difference what time of day it is.
 
2018-01-21 10:16:06 PM  
Oye, Coleman va
 
2018-01-21 10:17:28 PM  
I'm feeling you, subby.
 
2018-01-21 10:29:30 PM  

PainInTheASP: slackananda: [img.fark.net image 500x368]

[img.fark.net image 500x368]


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2018-01-21 10:43:09 PM  
So, troll one Farker in a thread and you get banninated. Troll all Farkers in a headline and you get greenlit.

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2018-01-21 11:06:57 PM  
GRCooper:[img.fark.net image 425x514]

My wife laughed at this picture and farted twice.

That is all.

/also, DIAF Subby
 
2018-01-21 11:17:19 PM  

GRCooper: So, troll one Farker in a thread and you get banninated. Troll all Farkers in a headline and you get greenlit.

[img.fark.net image 425x514]


Call everyone an idiot, get smart votes.

Take a deep breath, find inner peace, franchise it under the name of OM My God Internet Nirvana Yoga Studios.com/
 
2018-01-21 11:45:06 PM  

BalugaJoe: Carlos is okay.


I like Stedman.
 
2018-01-21 11:48:13 PM  
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RIP:  Santana

 
2018-01-22 12:10:34 AM  

Archie Goodwin: If we ever meet subby, I'm gonna rip your spleen out with a spoon.


.....why a spoon?
 
2018-01-22 12:10:59 AM  
Now that is how you troll.
 
2018-01-22 12:11:35 AM  
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RIP SANTA ANNA

 
2018-01-22 12:12:13 AM  
subby you son of a b[tch
 
2018-01-22 12:13:51 AM  

RanHakubi: The CNN logos are changing so fast I'm getting whiplash trying to keep up. Way back when I suggested a new CNN logo (Back when it was Ralph picking his nose), this is NOT what I meant.


A couple of weeks ago I wondered why the Golf Channel seemed to be reporting on so many non-golf related topics. Then I hovered over the URL and understood. I was also annoyed.
 
2018-01-22 12:16:14 AM  
I hate you Subby. Rock on Carlos.
Santana - Dance Sister Dance (Baila Mi Hermana)
Youtube QWfb7edKeOA
 
2018-01-22 12:21:15 AM  
Footage of subby found...

Ahh a Troll!
Youtube 15LH44yevqk
 
2018-01-22 12:25:45 AM  
Serial, who?
 
2018-01-22 12:26:31 AM  
Dearest subby,

Kindly get f*cked.
 
2018-01-22 12:28:04 AM  

PainInTheASP: slackananda: [img.fark.net image 500x368]

[img.fark.net image 500x368]


Gotcha covered

FRANK ZAPPA - Variation On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
Youtube xvKrBoywZFY

/ So to speak
// My headline was smart
/// Not like the admins say, like dumb
//// It was smart and I want respect
 
2018-01-22 12:29:39 AM  
Has anyone told submitter "f*ck you" yet? Because f*ck you, submitter.
 
2018-01-22 12:37:45 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Archie Goodwin: If we ever meet subby, I'm gonna rip your spleen out with a spoon.

.....why a spoon?


Because it's DULL, you twit.

:-)
 
2018-01-22 12:38:54 AM  
Goddammit subby, you go to help and you die!
 
2018-01-22 01:00:23 AM  
I'm not as upset as the rest seem to be.

Just baffled. You're born Derrick Coleman, same name as a few pro athletes ( Falcon FB, the NBA guy). Start rapping, can change your name to anything you want.

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and you pick Fredo.
 
2018-01-22 01:07:32 AM  
Well done subby, you bastard. You really had me worried for a sec.

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2018-01-22 01:13:11 AM  
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R.I.P Santa

 
2018-01-22 01:21:03 AM  
Never heard of him.

Fredo, that is.
 
2018-01-22 01:22:27 AM  
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