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(Nola.com)   Problem: suspicious package at the post office. Answer: well, shiat   ( nola.com) divider line
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2018-01-20 09:14:40 AM  
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
 
2018-01-20 09:38:21 AM  
It's my sh*t in a box!

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2018-01-20 09:42:34 AM  

HighlanderRPI: It's my sh*t in a box!

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Now I know what to get everyone for Christmas!
 
2018-01-20 10:26:24 AM  
seems more like a UPS job
 
2018-01-20 11:11:56 AM  

calbert: seems more like a UPS job


What can brown do for you?
 
2018-01-20 11:12:20 AM  
Someone was trying to send a message...
 
2018-01-20 11:12:26 AM  
 
2018-01-20 11:19:46 AM  
protip
the more you send to cologuard the quicker you will get your results back.
 
2018-01-20 11:23:30 AM  
Should have shipped it flat rate. If it's less than 74 lbs, it ships. Lol.
 
2018-01-20 11:23:51 AM  
 Big trend currently in Canada is to leave shiatboxes on the porch because there are so many porch pirates.
 
2018-01-20 11:27:42 AM  
So what was the plan? Send the IRS a box of poo and pennies?
 
2018-01-20 11:40:10 AM  
Saw this unfold on Live PD last night and they gave basically the same details. The guy trying to mail it wasn't charged. The cop said only that he was trying to mail it "to an agency up north."

Although given the mental health evaluation and the cop describing it as "sewage and feces" I'd say it was human shiat.
 
2018-01-20 11:45:01 AM  
70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?
 
2018-01-20 11:48:39 AM  

abhorrent1: 70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?


From a person a while. Cowfield, 8 minutes. 4 to open and close the gate. Lol.
 
2018-01-20 11:49:17 AM  

abhorrent1: 70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?


I can't decide which is more disturbing, him collecting it from himself for that long, or him having help.

/Probably the latter
 
2018-01-20 11:52:16 AM  

abhorrent1: 70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?


Couple trips to Taco Bell
 
2018-01-20 11:52:57 AM  

Fireproof: abhorrent1: 70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?

I can't decide which is more disturbing, him collecting it from himself for that long, or him having help.

/Probably the latter


He could have just scooped it out of a port-o-let or pit toilet.
 
2018-01-20 12:12:18 PM  
Mr Pai, if you could just sign here...
 
2018-01-20 12:19:31 PM  

abhorrent1: 70 lbs? How long would it take to collect that much?


Two trips to Taco Bell.
 
2018-01-20 12:23:40 PM  
That's a lot of dung.
 
2018-01-20 12:34:29 PM  
So what IS the best box to mail shiat in? Askin' for a friend.
 
2018-01-20 12:38:53 PM  
Ask a nurse sometime ...
 
2018-01-20 12:39:54 PM  
Why mail your shiat to the Government department you hate when you can just leave it at the US Post Office?

There's always shiat to deal with at the US Post Office.

Besides, everybody hates the US Post Office, especially massive for-profit "service" delivery corporations.
 
2018-01-20 12:50:14 PM  
 
2018-01-20 12:52:24 PM  
What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!


One of my favourite bad jokes, aimed squarely at the maturity of of a naughty four year old who never grew up. It is to be found in one of Monty Python's saddest, most sadistic episodes.

But it is funny, possibly because of the pun-onomatopeia combination, both extremely absurd and counter-intuitive. It must have its roots deep in what psychanalyists call the anal period of psycho-sexual development, not unlike the Monty Python sketch of which is a small part.

Every country has its own way of living its anality, said a famous French psychanalist.

Ding dang dong. Din Dan Don.*

/ Pathetic attempt to work a Trump joke into a anti-Federal shiat thread.

Actually, it has everything you could ask for in a hook or crook. Dingberg pinheads, dang mild swearing, the Din of Thieves (led by The GOP Mafia Don) trying to dismember the State on behalf of private prophets and even more private profits, it even has (dongs) Dildos and Dildonian shiat. The Antichrist. Number two. Everything. And yet it just sits there and stinks. Where did I go wrong?

Must be over-loading my references and referents again. Brevity is truth, and truth brevity. Beautiful. All you know and all you need to know. Plus a deeply scatological understanding of the popular, Trumpian, mind.

Naughty four year olds.
 
2018-01-20 12:54:47 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: I'll just leave this here

http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird​/2015/01/is-it-illegal-to-mail-poop.ht​ml


Well, there goes the business plan of that company that mails personalized cow pats.

Does the law include jewelry made from moose dung? How about coprolites.

If I wanted to mail some catatonic or cacaphonous coprolites (Republican or Democratic, Libertarian or Conservative), would I be charged?
 
2018-01-20 01:06:22 PM  
I forgot to mention Daniels. Dan could be Trump's porn star buddy with benefits.
 
2018-01-20 01:08:18 PM  
Stormy. I blame Trump. His global warming denial is causing a new Ice Age (just ribbing).

A new Trump Ice Age.

In his pants.
 
2018-01-20 01:18:34 PM  
A suspicious package was found Friday afternoon, Jan. 19, 2018.

Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

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2018-01-20 01:39:39 PM  

Stibium: Saw this unfold on Live PD last night and they gave basically the same details. The guy trying to mail it wasn't charged. The cop said only that he was trying to mail it "to an agency up north."

Although given the mental health evaluation and the cop describing it as "sewage and feces" I'd say it was human shiat.


Ditto.
Also the results of his evaluation are in:

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2018-01-20 01:39:48 PM  
Big deal, I get shiat in the mail all the time.
 
2018-01-20 02:33:17 PM  
Good thing they didn't blow it up like they usually do with suspicious packages.

/ 70 pounds is probably like 10 or 12 shiats
 
2018-01-20 03:06:08 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Good thing they didn't blow it up like they usually do with suspicious packages.

/ 70 pounds is probably like 10 or 12 shiats


Taking a 7lb shiat sounds painful.
 
2018-01-20 03:17:02 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Good thing they didn't blow it up like they usually do with suspicious packages.

/ 70 pounds is probably like 10 or 12 shiats


awww. that would have been a wonderful YouTube. damn.
 
2018-01-20 03:32:44 PM  
He shipped his box
 
2018-01-20 04:47:31 PM  
Was it posted to some shiathole country?
 
2018-01-20 05:35:35 PM  
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2018-01-20 05:51:10 PM  
Damn, Amazon. Louisiana is a long way from Germany. Get with it.
 
2018-01-20 05:54:00 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Good thing they didn't blow it up like they usually do with suspicious packages.

/ 70 pounds is probably like 10 or 12 shiats


What do you eat??
 
2018-01-20 06:55:07 PM  
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2018-01-20 10:21:07 PM  
Where do you even get 70 lbs?
 
2018-01-21 08:15:07 PM  

abhorrent1: EyeHaveRisen: Good thing they didn't blow it up like they usually do with suspicious packages.

/ 70 pounds is probably like 10 or 12 shiats

Taking a 7lb shiat sounds painful.


It's a relief

Weigh yourself before and after.   It will shock you
 
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