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2018-01-19 05:19:56 PM  
Happy Friday! !!!
 
2018-01-19 05:27:58 PM  
Not just Friday... Fresh Hell Friday!
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Hi Roy!
 
2018-01-19 05:31:45 PM  
Yeah, that Nunes thing is going to be farking idiotic. Repackaged nonsense BS that we knew of back when Obama said to start documenting everything and oogedy boogedy Strozk texts.

But, you know, desperate people do stupid things.

I'm sure he's just afraid that he knows that he's complicit it in it all and he's got to do everything he can to stop himself from going to PMITA prison...
 
2018-01-19 05:33:18 PM  
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I'm reusing this since this will also probably serve as the government shut down thread as well.
 
2018-01-19 05:35:59 PM  
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2018-01-19 05:36:47 PM  

HedlessChickn: Yeah, that Nunes thing is going to be farking idiotic. Repackaged nonsense BS that we knew of back when Obama said to start documenting everything and oogedy boogedy Strozk texts.

But, you know, desperate people do stupid things.

I'm sure he's just afraid that he knows that he's complicit it in it all and he's got to do everything he can to stop himself from going to PMITA prison...


True, but it'll still cause a huge uproar on the Right, like all the rest of the lies, and the media will still put it forward.  Fox and Russian Bots will still spam it everywhere as the ultimate Truth of a coup, meanwhile, actual evidence and proof of the ridiculous amount of money laundering from this admin will be nothing more than Fake News.

Funny how even one obvious lie that reinforce their beliefs will be 10000% true and undeniable, yet thousands of things showing them false are all complete fabrications, lib conspiracy, and lies. Must be nice to be so stupid.
 
2018-01-19 05:39:55 PM  
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2018-01-19 05:42:42 PM  

ValisIV: HedlessChickn: Yeah, that Nunes thing is going to be farking idiotic. Repackaged nonsense BS that we knew of back when Obama said to start documenting everything and oogedy boogedy Strozk texts.

But, you know, desperate people do stupid things.

I'm sure he's just afraid that he knows that he's complicit it in it all and he's got to do everything he can to stop himself from going to PMITA prison...

True, but it'll still cause a huge uproar on the Right, like all the rest of the lies, and the media will still put it forward.  Fox and Russian Bots will still spam it everywhere as the ultimate Truth of a coup, meanwhile, actual evidence and proof of the ridiculous amount of money laundering from this admin will be nothing more than Fake News.

Funny how even one obvious lie that reinforce their beliefs will be 10000% true and undeniable, yet thousands of things showing them false are all complete fabrications, lib conspiracy, and lies. Must be nice to be so stupid.


Counterpoint: Obama's tan suit and mustard on a hotdog caused an uproar on the right.
 
2018-01-19 05:47:15 PM  
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Romps into thread. Wants to go back to the GOOD timeline.
 
2018-01-19 05:53:26 PM  
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2018-01-19 05:54:15 PM  
So trump failed to make a deal? At least he pushed back his golf trip and $100k/couple dinner party.
 
2018-01-19 05:56:05 PM  
January 19, 2018 5:52pm EST
Bipartisan group of senators are meeting now on spending bill
From CNN's Lauren Fox
A bipartisan group is meeting right now to discuss the spending bill, a Senate aide said.
The group includes:
Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)
Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kansas)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-New Hampshire)
Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-North Dakota)
Sen. Joe Donnelly (D-Indiana)
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota)
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia)
Sen. Mark Warner (D-Virginia)
Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Virginia)
Sen. Angus King (I-Maine)

Looks to me like the Dems are much more in control of this thing than the GOP is, which, you know, nice.
 
2018-01-19 05:58:14 PM  

dr_blasto: So trump failed to make a deal? At least he pushed back his golf trip and $100k/couple dinner party.


Party is tomorrow.  As I said in yesterday's thread (this morning), ZERO chance he isn't there.  I don't necessarily think that means we've avoided a shutdown
 
2018-01-19 05:59:48 PM  
Looks like Hope Hicks' HIC interview got canceled as well.

Schiff is saying the WH did it, and no word from the WH.

So, there's that as well.
 
2018-01-19 06:01:34 PM  
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Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.
 
2018-01-19 06:01:46 PM  

clodcomplex: dr_blasto: So trump failed to make a deal? At least he pushed back his golf trip and $100k/couple dinner party.

Party is tomorrow.  As I said in yesterday's thread (this morning), ZERO chance he isn't there.  I don't necessarily think that means we've avoided a shutdown


Well, it will be funny to see that party happen if the government is shut down.

Hope people ask where the funding for that party is coming from and whether trump 2020 is reimbursing the treasury for it. Also hope people notice how incredibly stupid and tone deaf it is for him to keep it on schedule.
 
2018-01-19 06:03:06 PM  
6 hours to shutdown...
 
2018-01-19 06:05:29 PM  

ForlornHope: [media.giphy.com image 250x250]Romps into thread. Wants to go back to the GOOD timeline.


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But it includes a scarred Sulu and a belly shirt Uhura!
 
2018-01-19 06:06:14 PM  
Fark you Trump. Love how your own words always come back to bite your fat ass
 
2018-01-19 06:06:45 PM  
Anyways, I'm an not going to be here tonight, so I thought I drop this off

Talking Heads-Burning down the house
Youtube u06DpcFXc4U
 
2018-01-19 06:09:04 PM  

real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.


Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.
 
2018-01-19 06:10:41 PM  

clodcomplex: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.

Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.


It was just the latest build that was causing problems.  Manually installed it, then everything worked perfectly afterward.
 
2018-01-19 06:11:35 PM  
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2018-01-19 06:13:02 PM  

clodcomplex: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.

Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.


The proper thing to do with any new Win10 PC is to simply turn it on, let it rape the fark out of your internet connection for a day or so, then customize.

Mrs Chickn got a new laptop last month and I told her when she bought it that she's not going to touch it until I hand it to her.

By that point I had that farking thing locked down tight.

/it wasn't win 10 that pissed me off, it was all the extraneous BS they put on them that took forever to clean
 
2018-01-19 06:16:52 PM  

HedlessChickn: January 19, 2018 5:52pm EST
Bipartisan group of senators are meeting now on spending bill
From CNN's Lauren Fox
A bipartisan group is meeting right now to discuss the spending bill, a Senate aide said.
The group includes:
Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)
Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kansas)
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-New Hampshire)
Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-North Dakota)
Sen. Joe Donnelly (D-Indiana)
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota)
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia)
Sen. Mark Warner (D-Virginia)
Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Virginia)
Sen. Angus King (I-Maine)

Looks to me like the Dems are much more in control of this thing than the GOP is, which, you know, nice.


Manchin is basically an R, though.
 
2018-01-19 06:17:01 PM  

HedlessChickn: clodcomplex: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.

Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.

The proper thing to do with any new Win10 PC is to simply turn it on, let it rape the fark out of your internet connection for a day or so, then customize.

Mrs Chickn got a new laptop last month and I told her when she bought it that she's not going to touch it until I hand it to her.

By that point I had that farking thing locked down tight.

/it wasn't win 10 that pissed me off, it was all the extraneous BS they put on them that took forever to clean


What version of win 10 did you get?
 
2018-01-19 06:18:03 PM  

Kegovitch: HedlessChickn: clodcomplex: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.

Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.

The proper thing to do with any new Win10 PC is to simply turn it on, let it rape the fark out of your internet connection for a day or so, then customize.

Mrs Chickn got a new laptop last month and I told her when she bought it that she's not going to touch it until I hand it to her.

By that point I had that farking thing locked down tight.

/it wasn't win 10 that pissed me off, it was all the extraneous BS they put on them that took forever to clean

What version of win 10 did you get?


Laptop.
 
2018-01-19 06:18:33 PM  
I didn't buy a fresh copy for hers.

I have my OEM for mine.
 
2018-01-19 06:18:36 PM  
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Well friends, I am already home as I worked last Sunday for the implementation and forgot I had some hours to kill. 
So beer already in hand, pipe loaded, shot poured, pants... still on.  FOR NOW.
 
2018-01-19 06:18:46 PM  
 
2018-01-19 06:19:56 PM  

clodcomplex: real_headhoncho: [img.fark.net image 600x337]
Hey Maddies!  Finally made Windows my biatch and got it fully updated.  I swear they need a features that says "Go watch a movie while updating".  Took hours to get it all done.

Yeah, same thing on every new box for me.  Immediately reformat it and customize everything, then comes the epic security update backlog phase.  Then comes the reinstalling of programs, and then it's finally usable.


I usually soak mine in a brine for a week or so.
 
2018-01-19 06:20:28 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: EWWWWWW there is a leaked sex tape with Trump and Stormy (NSFW OBVS)


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/rickrolling bastard...
 
2018-01-19 06:21:30 PM  
So, just under 6 hours until the plug falls out of the socket, Ari's in San Francisco, Nunes is full of a new flavour of crap, and Two Scoops still doesn't understand how negotiating works.

I'd love to see a spending bill come out with CHIP, DREAM, and some small dollar for border work (like, a few million), pass it, watch Scoops complain and veto it, and watch the veto get overridden.  He'd lose his damn mind (and I'd lose at least one bottle from the booze cabinet)
 
2018-01-19 06:22:29 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: EWWWWWW there is a leaked sex tape with Trump and Stormy (NSFW OBVS)


This is funny to me because my uncle had a beagle named Stormy.
 
2018-01-19 06:22:37 PM  

real_headhoncho: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: EWWWWWW there is a leaked sex tape with Trump and Stormy (NSFW OBVS)

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/rickrolling bastard...


I knew it was coming and clicked anyway, I love the song
 
2018-01-19 06:24:02 PM  
They wanted to vote on it last night!  But the Repugs wanted to wait...
 
2018-01-19 06:24:04 PM  
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2018-01-19 06:24:09 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: EWWWWWW there is a leaked sex tape with Trump and Stormy (NSFW OBVS)


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2018-01-19 06:25:57 PM  
Good news everyone:
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2018-01-19 06:26:07 PM  
As usual about 25-30 percent of the country is farking stupid
 
2018-01-19 06:26:30 PM  

clodcomplex: Good news everyone:
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PANTS NOW OFF.
 
2018-01-19 06:26:49 PM  

clodcomplex: Good news everyone:
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I find this somewhat interesting.
 
2018-01-19 06:27:15 PM  
Ari is gonna be all flirty with her the bastard
 
2018-01-19 06:27:28 PM  
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Good Friday evening all
I just saw this in last nights thread and thought it needed more eyeballs on it,  if nothing more than what a great mental image it would be
Praise Cheesus: Victor's Ghost: I was gonna jump in on this then remembered I'm anti-social.
Tell me how it turns out.
/baby steps

HedlessChickn: I'm not anti-social so much as suffer with crippling social anxiety.
Like, severe.

I'm starting to think the ideal FARK party for this crew would be held in my living room.

Stop laughing.  I'm serious.  Just think about it:

No high priced bar drinks, just a run to the neighborhood liquor superstore.  Bar snacks could be bought at the grocery store, real food could be cooked by Auntie and Uncle.  There would be cats to interact with, plenty of flat spaces to whip out computers on and I could put Rachel on the big screen, since my cable provider has MSNBC on demand.


That sounds like heaven

Still no word on the job so I get to stress again all weekend. Granny feels better, her fever is gone but my whole left side is jacked from trying to throw her around the bedroom.
I love all y'all and I thank all y'all. I thunk if the government shuts down that means we can't shut down this thread and we can talk all weekend, right??
 
2018-01-19 06:28:11 PM  
Hallo all, hope that you had a good day. I actually have a date tonight with the fiancé and I'm rather excited about it. Going to Delmonico's and having some prime rib. *drool*

I'll leave my rum here for y'all to hold down the fort, since our reservations are a bit later in the evening and I'll miss most of tonight.

Looks like we're headed for a shutdown. I'm sure there's an appropriate song for this, but my mind is drawing a blank.
 
2018-01-19 06:28:53 PM  
Hi Senator Casey!
 
2018-01-19 06:29:27 PM  
This could be good, or it could be bad, for me personally. Good if I'm allowed to telework from home through the shutdown as a contractor with reserved funding for the next year. Bad if my boss decides I don't have enough work to do, resulting in an unplanned vacation with the rest of the non-essential gubment feds.
 
2018-01-19 06:29:28 PM  
"Everyone knows that the right time to play shutdown politics is when it's to the advantage of republicans"
 
2018-01-19 06:30:10 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: clodcomplex: Good news everyone:
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PANTS NOW OFF.


I would have expected nothing less from you.
 
2018-01-19 06:30:17 PM  
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