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    More: Dumbass, Salt Lake, Lake County Jail, Salt Lake County, Utah, alleged bank robber, Police Lt. Brian, David Hamson, jail report, Salt Lake City  
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2018-01-19 05:51:19 PM  
Next shopping list:
Key chain
Canvas bag
 
2018-01-19 07:27:03 PM  
FTFA: "Lohrke said a "good portion" of the money was recovered, but investigators believe some of the money went down a storm drain."

Yeah, that's it. A storm drain.
 
2018-01-19 09:16:10 PM  
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Perhaps it's time you tried a new profession. What I mean is, you don't seem to be a very good thief. Maybe you should try something else?
 
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2018-01-19 10:31:47 PM  
Police arrested David Hamson, 39, a short time later in a neighborhood just west of the bank. Lohrke said a "good portion" of the money was recovered, but investigators believe some of the money went down a storm drain.

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2018-01-19 10:32:50 PM  
Damn. This guy was geeked out, and had just been arrested weeks before. Pretty sad. Hope he gets well. More than likely he will not get the help that he needs through our sorry justice system
 
2018-01-19 10:51:18 PM  
I guess it would cost too much to search all the sewers for the money--Pennywise and pound foolish.
 
TWX
2018-01-19 10:54:15 PM  
What's kind of amazing is how keystone-cops the various law enforcement agencies seem to have been in prior encounters with his criminal activity, that he managed to not be in-jail already.
 
2018-01-19 11:06:34 PM  
Not the worst.  The worst was that guy who honestly believeddousing his fat head with lemon juice would make him invisible.
 
2018-01-19 11:09:56 PM  

BeardedDragonLizardMan: Damn. This guy was geeked out, and had just been arrested weeks before. Pretty sad. Hope he gets well. More than likely he will not get the help that he needs through our sorry justice system


Seeing as he is a suspect in multiple bank robberies in the area, I would doubt that happens.
 
2018-01-19 11:23:34 PM  
some of the money went down a storm drain

Money launderer!
 
2018-01-19 11:25:52 PM  
I wonder if the other prisoners will make fun of him? It's got to be embarrassing to have your bank robbery turn into a Benny Hill skit.
 
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2018-01-19 11:33:39 PM  
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2018-01-19 11:43:29 PM  
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2018-01-19 11:45:56 PM  

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Well, did he have a gub or not?
 
2018-01-19 11:55:42 PM  

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Came for this
 
2018-01-20 12:39:50 AM  
He got away, alive, right? LiveLeak is full of worse robbers.
 
2018-01-20 12:52:28 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I guess it would cost too much to search all the sewers for the money--Pennywise and pound foolish.


You should be ashamed of yourself
/Funnier anyway
 
2018-01-20 05:40:33 AM  
Yes, but here is the runner up...

Quick Change - Taxi
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2018-01-20 08:17:38 AM  

wildcardjack: He got away, alive, right? LiveLeak is full of worse robbers.


My personal favorites are the ones that don't realized the doors they pushed to enter now need to be pulled to exit.

/second place goes to the ones that get locked in during the crime
 
2018-01-20 08:54:25 AM  
This Could Very Well Be The Stupidest Person On The Face Of The Earth
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2018-01-20 09:36:07 AM  
Witnesses saw the man running and directed police officers to where he was last spotted.

Police arrested David Hamson, 39, a short time later in a neighborhood just west of the bank. Lohrke said a "good portion" of the money was recovered, but investigators believe some of the money went down a storm drain.



"Hey, cops, he went thataway!!!" *points in one direction while running back to where the money landed*
 
2018-01-20 11:16:10 PM  
To be fair it's hard to practice bank robbing (films excepted)
 
2018-01-20 11:20:34 PM  

Resident Muslim: wildcardjack: He got away, alive, right? LiveLeak is full of worse robbers.

My personal favorites are the ones that don't realized the doors they pushed to enter now need to be pulled to exit.

/second place goes to the ones that get locked in during the crime


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