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(Chicago Trib)   Woman on Chicago train doused with unknown liquid - as opposed to the usual bodily fluids you normally encounter on the Red Line   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
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2018-01-19 01:31:13 PM  
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/don't judge me...
 
2018-01-19 04:08:06 PM  
This was caught on the security cam:

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2018-01-19 06:57:18 PM  
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2018-01-19 07:01:55 PM  
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2018-01-19 07:37:13 PM  
Was her name O'Leary?
 
2018-01-19 07:49:15 PM  
Wtf
 
2018-01-19 07:51:16 PM  
Well, the red line stops at Wrigley... I'm going with beer.

/Sox fan
//Yeah, Yeah...
///Won before you!
 
2018-01-19 08:20:40 PM  

NINEv2: Well, the red line stops at Wrigley... I'm going with beer.

/Sox fan
//Yeah, Yeah...
///Won before you!


Which train do you think stops at Third-Rate Field, or whatever they call it these days?
 
2018-01-19 08:29:21 PM  
I can't condone what he did to the other passengers, but I understand the urge to cleanse the Red Line with fire.
 
2018-01-19 08:33:42 PM  

Trainspotr: I can't condone what he did to the other passengers, but I understand the urge to cleanse the Red Line with fire.


The state/lake station could use a good fire to clean out the raw sewage smell the place has developed.
 
2018-01-19 09:00:03 PM  
Now watch.  20 or so passengers will say they are going to sue, stating that they had to go to the hospital with breathing difficulties, headaches, and blurred vision.  Then analysis of the substance will show that it is ordinary rubbing alcohol.
 
2018-01-19 09:04:56 PM  

Hoopy Frood: NINEv2: Well, the red line stops at Wrigley... I'm going with beer.

/Sox fan
//Yeah, Yeah...
///Won before you!

Which train do you think stops at Third-Rate Field, or whatever they call it these days?


Doesn't count, you have to walk a few blocks from union
 
2018-01-20 10:47:28 AM  

NINEv2: Hoopy Frood: NINEv2: Well, the red line stops at Wrigley... I'm going with beer.

/Sox fan
//Yeah, Yeah...
///Won before you!

Which train do you think stops at Third-Rate Field, or whatever they call it these days?

Doesn't count, you have to walk a few blocks from union


Sox fan here. Yes we won before you idiots from the north side.

At least you can't smell our ballpark from inside the Train on the red line. That dump on the North side smells like pee. Ours at least smells like hot dogs and beer.
 
2018-01-20 12:00:41 PM  
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