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(Abc.net.au)   Sac full of NOPE is a big YEP for reptile park   ( abc.net.au) divider line
    More: Creepy, Mr Christensen, funnel web spiders, Sydney funnel-web spider, Spider bite, local wildlife park, Spider, funnel webs, Insect  
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3021 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 Jan 2018 at 7:55 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-01-16 08:08:27 AM  
This is good.
 
2018-01-16 08:28:56 AM  
Stay calm if you are bitten, that would be impossible.
 
2018-01-16 08:50:49 AM  
The venom is sent away before it is injected into rabbits. Once the rabbits are immune...

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2018-01-16 08:54:24 AM  
So they are going to milk the MALE spiders!?!.
I am so very confused.
 
2018-01-16 09:48:44 AM  
What to do if you see an egg sac full of up to 100 potentially deadly spiders? Just ring up your local wildlife park!

Do I call before or after the fire is applied?
 
2018-01-16 10:30:12 AM  

FarkaDark: So they are going to milk the MALE spiders!?!.
I am so very confused.


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2018-01-16 11:37:22 AM  

FarkaDark: So they are going to milk the MALE spiders!?!.
I am so very confused.


Well, jerk them off as it were.
 
2018-01-16 12:47:09 PM  

FarkaDark: So they are going to milk the MALE spiders!?!.
I am so very confused.


You've never seen that porn. I envy you that innocence.
 
2018-01-16 12:54:25 PM  
What does this have to do with reptiles?  Does the anti-venom work on reptile bites, or do reptile parks take care of spider bites?
 
2018-01-16 01:18:46 PM  

Ambitwistor: What does this have to do with reptiles?  Does the anti-venom work on reptile bites, or do reptile parks take care of spider bites?


A reptile facility may be uniquely set up for collecting the venom?

Just my guess, anyway.
 
2018-01-16 02:09:08 PM  
My first thought:

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2018-01-16 04:53:54 PM  
'Sack full of nope' is what most prospective co-procreators call my bag of vile seed.
 
2018-01-16 10:21:19 PM  
An egg is a white sac about the size of a golf ball and usually contains about 100 spiders.

Stopped reading there

Now I'm going out to the garage to test my flame thrower.
 
2018-01-17 04:57:56 AM  
Was the music necessary?
 
2018-01-17 04:46:31 PM  
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