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(Daily Mail)   A woman who was worried by her lack of libido ahead of her wedding had an 'orgasm shot' to increase the size of her G-spot, labia and clitoris. That's a shot felt around the world   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-13 08:21:20 PM  
O-shot, G-spot...
Watergate, punk rock?
 
2018-01-13 08:44:54 PM  
treat urinal incontinence

Love the clinical precision there.
 
2018-01-13 09:12:27 PM  
Pics?
 
2018-01-13 09:23:29 PM  
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2018-01-13 09:26:29 PM  
'I began to feel tingly down there and Vincent noticed very quickly because it allowed me to achieve multiple prolonged orgasms.'


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2018-01-13 09:48:31 PM  
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What an incontinent urinal may look like.
 
2018-01-14 12:47:30 AM  
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2018-01-14 01:05:37 AM  
Now I feel like a juicy roast beef sandwich and pickle.
 
2018-01-14 01:15:04 AM  
It's the Mail, so now I doubt the existence of the female orgasm.

Oh, wait...
 
2018-01-14 01:31:41 AM  
So insecure woman left feeling crappy after a stale relationship, now in a new relationship, pays a grand to feel sexually good again. That's kinda basically saying "screw you, hubby to be. Based on past experiences I assume you'll be just as terrible."
 
2018-01-14 01:36:33 AM  

Robinfro: It's the Mail, so now I doubt the existence of the female orgasm.

Oh, wait...


Well, it definitely settles whether the g-spot exists...
 
2018-01-14 01:38:24 AM  
2 parts vodka, 3 parts bailey's, and 1 part kahlua?
 
2018-01-14 01:48:48 AM  

TheManofPA: 2 parts vodka, 3 parts bailey's, and 1 part kahlua?


1 part hoo-ha-ha?
 
2018-01-14 01:55:46 AM  
Ladies, I can help you with this without the need for you to be poked (with needles) in sensitive areas.

My custom therapy involves a little game.  You use your imagination to project that your dream lover, Beau, is capable of bringing you to as yet unexperienced sexual ecstasy.  This first part you work at on your own. I may be able to help you through it via the phone. Once you've mastered that part then we have a special one on one session (potentially one of many). You begin by working up your imagination as you've practiced and then I enter the room and I am Beau. When you see Beau this shall trigger you desires and ready you for passion. The next part has to consummate the therapy with enhanced roll playing where I continue in the roll of Beau to verify that you can translate your fantasy into a physical encounter.
I call the treatment Play See Beau. And it's surprisingly effective.
 
2018-01-14 02:14:33 AM  
And here I covered the tip of my penis in gold. I call it "The Snoke Poke."
 
2018-01-14 02:33:24 AM  
jesus christ man what the fark why are you marrying him if he can't give you a farking orgasm without a literal medical injection
is he rich
don't do it man money is nothing
 
2018-01-14 03:10:08 AM  
RTFA: Placebo! Ladies, you have to be emotionally able to have an orgasm before you will have on with a partner. Some variations of sex, like oral, or your partner's size, can help. You being open to the idea of an orgasm paired with a partner that reacts to your body will push yo over the edge. Even after this, you may not achieve multiple orgasms. You might have to, shudder the thought, take 5-10 minutes and start from scratch.

\oh, the horror, even though you came
\\never was a problem for my partners after a little practice
 
2018-01-14 03:35:56 AM  
I'm not sure how making everything puffy down there is going to help.
 
2018-01-14 04:07:46 AM  

swahnhennessy: I'm not sure how making everything puffy down there is going to help.


You know how guys can experience more intense orgasms (supposedly--a friend told me) when the prostate has pressure applied to it? I believe it to be much like that. The additional fluid allows for energy/vibrations to be transmitted from one area to another. Nerves are funny little bundles, and sometimes you have to excite them in just the right way to get the result you want. There's a fair bit of variation from person to person, too.
 
2018-01-14 04:35:26 AM  
Is this empowering or men's fault? Before I trigger anyone. I don't presume to know the direction of the winds anymore.
 
2018-01-14 07:31:54 AM  
First of all, there's a lot of normal variety in human wiring. My wife has no visible clit, for example. I also had an encounter with a woman with no clitoral sensitivity due to overstimulation by a Hitachi. Some women don't have a useable g-spot because the nerves are too far away from the vaginal wall. Some women are particularly sensitive to sounding or to anal stimulation. There's also a spot just above the cervix that with the right placement (if she's into fisting) can be manipulated.

And there are the odd outliers who have other spots. And the orgasmic response is remarkably plastic and can be remapped to specific other spots. It's possible with guys as well-- there was an article here on Fark a couple of years ago with a guy who was paralyzed from the waste down but with therapy had learned to orgasm when his girlfriend sucked his finger.

Whatever problems she has previously encountered are uniquely hers to deal with. It could be lack of technique or it could be something pathological. A lot of women and a surprising number of men have problems with this because even in today's pron-drenched internet most easily accessible materials are not actually instructional. Just because someone's enough of a physical freak to take two fists up their ass doesn't mean a well-edited demonstration of it will help other potential bottoms to enjoy the process.

The emotional connection absolutely helps but it's amazing how many times the problem is just not knowing much about how all this stuff works. The first project to actually map out the clitoris was only completed and published less than a decade ago. Until then it was just this little nub, not a complex nerve complex wrapping around everything down there with a half dozen potential points of stimulation, most of which had been "debunked" many times previous to the paper. And I'm guessing very few people paid much attention to that paper. It can still be a guessing game but having a theoretical framework makes it much easier to figure out unless someone has had conditioning training. In which case they should know exactly what does it for them.

Maybe she needed the shot. I wouldn't know from a DM article. And neither would anyone else.
 
2018-01-14 08:07:47 AM  
This is basically a veiled advertisement with zero actual details on what the shot entails. Keep on Failing Fail.
 
2018-01-14 08:26:05 AM  
ugh, the video has farrah abrham, wasnt she the 16 ands pregnant that did a video?

looks like she got work done and ended up in uncanny valley
 
2018-01-14 09:44:30 AM  

Fano: And here I covered the tip of my penis in gold. I call it "The Snoke Poke."


unfortunate smelting accident?

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2018-01-14 10:26:41 AM  

BolloxReader: there was an article here on Fark a couple of years ago with a guy who was paralyzed from the waste down but with therapy had learned to orgasm when his girlfriend sucked his finger.


There was an article about Sir Paul McCartney helping Heather Mills along by massaging her stump, which led to some Farker delivering one of my favorite lines ever: "Baby I'm amazed at the stump you're rubbing all the time."
 
2018-01-14 10:46:59 AM  
It is advertised at £1,200 on the Elite Aesthetics website.

Yeah this article is totally not a paid advertisement for bullshiat, not at all....
 
2018-01-14 11:42:17 AM  
Daily Fail article, I now believe in the existence of the clitoris.
 
2018-01-14 11:50:19 AM  
I'm still only half awake so I read that as "helps her have 35 orgasms" and getting "cosmetic improvements to her O-face".
 
2018-01-14 12:28:26 PM  
CSB:  when I taught high school science classes, a student came up to me and quietly asked where the clitoris is.  I got out an anatomy book and showed him in the most clinical and professional way possible.
/no need to thank me, ladies, just doing my job.
 
2018-01-14 12:41:25 PM  

BolloxReader:   had learned to orgasm when his girlfriend sucked his finger.

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2018-01-14 03:13:28 PM  
There's an office down in Kent
Where sad women often went
They got a shot
Their privates are now hot
Now those women said they came when they went


/best i could do being half asleep...
 
2018-01-14 04:31:32 PM  
A talk show came on TV at The Pub regarding the G-spot, female sexuality, etc, and started some conversation around the bar about the subject.
Eugene sat there quietly as he usually does, but when there was a lull in the conversation he slowly drawled, "Yep. I looked for my wife's Gee Spot for years. After all this time I finally found it."
"It was on her sister!"
 
2018-01-14 05:58:14 PM  

wademh: Ladies, I can help you with this without the need for you to be poked (with needles) in sensitive areas.
My custom therapy involves a little game. You use your imagination to project that your dream lover, Beau, is capable of bringing you to as yet unexperienced sexual ecstasy. This first part you work at on your own. I may be able to help you through it via the phone. Once you've mastered that part then we have a special one on one session (potentially one of many). You begin by working up your imagination as you've practiced and then I enter the room and I am Beau. When you see Beau this shall trigger you desires and ready you for passion. The next part has to consummate the therapy with enhanced roll playing where I continue in the roll of Beau to verify that you can translate your fantasy into a physical encounter.
I call the treatment Play See Beau. And it's surprisingly effective.

Oh Spongebob, you're such a little scampster. Make sure they are legal age this time.

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2018-01-14 06:28:28 PM  
cryinoutloud:  
Oh Spongebob, you're such a little scampster. Make sure they are legal age this time.

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???
 
2018-01-14 07:30:26 PM  
A tab of X works a lot better and is a lot cheaper.
 
2018-01-14 07:30:59 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: There's an office down in Kent
Where sad women often went
They got a shot
Their privates are now hot
Now those women said they came when they went


/best i could do being half asleep...


Not MaxxLarge quality, but it'll do! A good effort!
 
2018-01-14 08:38:07 PM  
Her husband still couldn't find them.
 
2018-01-14 11:03:32 PM  

Entertherat: Enormous-Schwanstucker: There's an office down in Kent
Where sad women often went
They got a shot
Their privates are now hot
Now those women said they came when they went


/best i could do being half asleep...

Not MaxxLarge quality, but it'll do! A good effort!


Appreciate it! I never was a poet and I bet you didn't know it.

/ok, I'll stop now.
 
2018-01-14 11:22:36 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: CSB:  when I taught high school science classes, a student came up to me and quietly asked where the clitoris is.  I got out an anatomy book and showed him in the most clinical and professional way possible.
/no need to thank me, ladies, just doing my job.


Depends what subject you were teaching or certified to teach. Unless it was FLE Biology, I'm guessing no.
 
2018-01-15 12:21:33 AM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: CSB:  when I taught high school science classes, a student came up to me and quietly asked where the clitoris is.  I got out an anatomy book and showed him in the most clinical and professional way possible.
/no need to thank me, ladies, just doing my job.


Pffffft.

CSB. In the fifth grade me and another troublemaker were bullshiatting with the substitute we had that day. He suddenly cracks this joke "Whats the best part about farking a pregnant chick? -- The baby is giving you head."
 
2018-01-15 11:16:10 AM  
Gotta love the byline: Tim Stickings.
 
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