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2018-01-13 07:54:06 PM  
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2018-01-13 08:25:47 PM  
Realdoll currently offers penis attachments for female sex dolls.

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2018-01-13 08:31:32 PM  
Finally a way to satiate my lust for boobies and wieners without leaving my parents' house
 
2018-01-13 08:52:00 PM  

Nintenfreak: Finally a way to satiate my lust for boobies and wieners without leaving my parents' house


Name checks out
 
2018-01-13 09:34:14 PM  

King Something: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Beat me to F.I.S.T.O.

/i see what i just did there
 
2018-01-13 09:35:07 PM  

Boojum2k: Nintenfreak: Finally a way to satiate my lust for boobies and wieners without leaving my parents' house

Name checks out


Haha jeez you pick a name 15 years ago....
 
2018-01-13 10:16:12 PM  
I thought that the RealDoll market already had models that could fit a dingus for a hooha...or am I woefully behind the times for heartbreaking technology breakthroughs?

And am I to assume that the term "sex robot" means that someone hooked up a speaker to a RealDoll and installed electric sex toys in the chassis? This sounds like WAAAY more work and weight to lug around than Lars and the Real Girl*...

*Which in fairness was a movie that literally took EVERY opportunity to challenge folks' expectations, and turn them toward the positive as opposed to the negative, and it made a subject that could have gone creepy and weird into something oddly touching and wistful.
 
2018-01-14 12:07:44 AM  
Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.
 
2018-01-14 12:10:36 AM  
I'll wait for the Androgynous Androids with the smooth tuner knob, thank you.
 
2018-01-14 12:21:14 AM  
Like I'd have any other kind. Bring on the fem-boy-fem-bots.
 
2018-01-14 12:22:20 AM  
I am starting my own transgender robot sex toy company. It's called Chips With Dicks.
 
2018-01-14 12:24:53 AM  
See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
Python screaming
Steam roller!
 
2018-01-14 01:15:12 AM  
Damn, who knew /b/tards had that much money?
 
2018-01-14 01:40:12 AM  
There once was a man from Racine
who invented a farking machine
concave or convex
it could do either sex
and could jerk itself off in between

(alt last line - but oh what a bastard to clean)
 
2018-01-14 04:06:50 AM  
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2018-01-14 04:47:51 AM  
coming to your town
do you wanna get down?

/sex robot
//sex robot
 
2018-01-14 05:20:36 AM  

Ghastly: Like I'd have any other kind. Bring on the fem-boy-fem-bots.


Don't worry, I'm sure that they'll have multi-tentacled models for "Japanese" clients and Mass Effect fans soon enough. If they don't already. I'm not going to GIS that. I have a few shreds of sanity left, and I'm going to hold onto those sanity points until Unaussprechlichen KultenCthäat Aquadingen, The King in Yellow or a mint copy of The Book of Eibon rolls across my desk...
 
2018-01-14 06:07:54 AM  

fusillade762: Realdoll currently offers penis attachments for female sex dolls.

[img.fark.net image 416x416]


They're going to be THAT expensive?
 
2018-01-14 07:02:54 AM  

MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.


Guys are horny, news at 11.
 
2018-01-14 07:34:30 AM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.


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Like you never farked a robot.
 
2018-01-14 09:13:23 AM  

hubiestubert: I thought that the RealDoll market already had models that could fit a dingus for a hooha...or am I woefully behind the times for heartbreaking technology breakthroughs?

And am I to assume that the term "sex robot" means that someone hooked up a speaker to a RealDoll and installed electric sex toys in the chassis? This sounds like WAAAY more work and weight to lug around than Lars and the Real Girl*...

*Which in fairness was a movie that literally took EVERY opportunity to challenge folks' expectations, and turn them toward the positive as opposed to the negative, and it made a subject that could have gone creepy and weird into something oddly touching and wistful.


Lars and the Real Girl was a great film.
 
2018-01-14 09:15:50 AM  

Vermithrax Perjorative: See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
Python screaming
Steam roller!


Ever hace oral sex with a rubberized miniature homo replica?
 
2018-01-14 10:21:03 AM  

hubiestubert: I thought that the RealDoll market already had models that could fit a dingus for a hooha...or am I woefully behind the times for heartbreaking technology breakthroughs?

And am I to assume that the term "sex robot" means that someone hooked up a speaker to a RealDoll and installed electric sex toys in the chassis? This sounds like WAAAY more work and weight to lug around than Lars and the Real Girl*...

*Which in fairness was a movie that literally took EVERY opportunity to challenge folks' expectations, and turn them toward the positive as opposed to the negative, and it made a subject that could have gone creepy and weird into something oddly touching and wistful.


I have been saying this for several years: a vast fortune, one that will dwarf that of Bezos AND Gates combined, awaits the person who successfully markets an AI-sexbot that actually interacts, moves, walks, talks... and is self-aware. And yes, it will create a major shiatstorm in a bunch of areas, not the least of which will be civil rights.
 
2018-01-14 10:26:54 AM  
just put your male sex robot with your female sex robot and the infinite loop will keep them busy for years
 
2018-01-14 10:33:38 AM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.


Yes, and when I am, I wash my hands and throw away the Kleenex.

I cant imagine the depression that would set in washing my rubber girlfriend after humping it.

I guess I really hoped that this was an extremely rare occurrence. Not enough to support a whole industry.
 
2018-01-14 11:12:21 AM  

MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.


no fear of sexual harrassment claims years later.
 
2018-01-14 11:30:28 AM  

MiamiChef: Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.

Yes, and when I am, I wash my hands and throw away the Kleenex.


Well lah-dee-dah mr fancy pants "I wash my hands after jacking off"
 
2018-01-14 11:38:27 AM  

Harlee: I have been saying this for several years: a vast fortune, one that will dwarf that of Bezos AND Gates combined, awaits the person who successfully markets an AI-sexbot that actually interacts, moves, walks, talks... and is self-aware. And yes, it will create a major shiatstorm in a bunch of areas, not the least of which will be civil rights.


A walking, talking, humanoid robot that could be verbally programmed to do basic tasks would completely change the world; the sex part would be an afterthought, and I'm not even gonna touch "self-aware."
 
2018-01-14 12:14:31 PM  

grinding_journalist: Harlee: I have been saying this for several years: a vast fortune, one that will dwarf that of Bezos AND Gates combined, awaits the person who successfully markets an AI-sexbot that actually interacts, moves, walks, talks... and is self-aware. And yes, it will create a major shiatstorm in a bunch of areas, not the least of which will be civil rights.

A walking, talking, humanoid robot that could be verbally programmed to do basic tasks would completely change the world; the sex part would be an afterthought, and I'm not even gonna touch "self-aware."


agreed and i don't self aware is really a thing to be concerned, hit the reset button and we will be fine. plus it can help us commit crimes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1990314/?​r​ef_=nv_sr_1
 
2018-01-14 12:31:48 PM  

grinding_journalist: Harlee: I have been saying this for several years: a vast fortune, one that will dwarf that of Bezos AND Gates combined, awaits the person who successfully markets an AI-sexbot that actually interacts, moves, walks, talks... and is self-aware. And yes, it will create a major shiatstorm in a bunch of areas, not the least of which will be civil rights.

A walking, talking, humanoid robot that could be verbally programmed to do basic tasks would completely change the world; the sex part would be an afterthought, and I'm not even gonna touch "self-aware."


It's all fun and games until the dishwasher overflows and fries her chip while you're cavorting with her on the kitchen floor. Then you have to find a tracker to haul your arse down the restricted zone so you can get a replacement.
 
2018-01-14 12:55:36 PM  
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So did Futurama (The Simpsons) predict Caitlyn? Male athlete, gold medals, power hungry spouse...
 
2018-01-14 01:33:18 PM  

Baron Krelve: MiamiChef: Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.

Yes, and when I am, I wash my hands and throw away the Kleenex.

Well lah-dee-dah mr fancy pants "I wash my hands after jacking off"


And you're mr crusty pants, I take it?
 
2018-01-14 02:48:25 PM  

iron de havilland: Baron Krelve: MiamiChef: Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.

Yes, and when I am, I wash my hands and throw away the Kleenex.

Well lah-dee-dah mr fancy pants "I wash my hands after jacking off"

And you're mr crusty pants, I take it?


Well lah-dee-dah mr "I own and wear pants"
 
2018-01-14 02:53:17 PM  

ringo2: There once was a man from Racine
who invented a farking machine
concave or convex
it could do either sex
and could jerk itself off in between

(alt last line - but oh what a bastard to clean)


..... on the 25th stroke the goddam thing broke. And beat his poor rod to a cream.
 
2018-01-14 03:41:07 PM  

MiamiChef: Cyclonic Cooking Action: MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.

Guys are horny, news at 11.

Yes, and when I am, I wash my hands and throw away the Kleenex.

I cant imagine the depression that would set in washing my rubber girlfriend after humping it.

I guess I really hoped that this was an extremely rare occurrence. Not enough to support a whole industry.


It's okay.  I'm sure the guilt goes away after a few minutes like it always does when you really have to reach for something mentally.
 
2018-01-14 05:26:41 PM  

MiamiChef: Is there really a sex doll market? Is there REALLY a lot of people buying these?!? Really?!?

I can't fathom why someone would buy one to have sex with.


I don't think they're good for much else.
 
2018-01-14 09:58:29 PM  
How about a Hermaphrodite doll? I would bet that would be the thing.
 
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