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(Daily Mail)   Moby's CIA friends urged him to use his prominent social media presence to share details of Trump's dirty dossier, which would be concealed in mass of repetitive electronica and vegan propaganda that 45's toadies would never inspect   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-13 06:19:56 PM  
I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.
 
2018-01-13 07:42:08 PM  

davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.


I met him at a party in Oakland once.
 
2018-01-13 07:48:19 PM  

davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.


I would never trust someone who eats a veggie dog. I am now changing my party registration.
 
2018-01-13 07:50:03 PM  
In other words, Moby is crazier than your average rabid vegan. Think about that for a sec.
 
2018-01-13 07:50:05 PM  
Now I don't believe in music or social media.
 
2018-01-13 07:50:13 PM  
I once heard the same Moby song in every Jason Borne movie.
 
2018-01-13 07:51:17 PM  
Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?
 
2018-01-13 07:52:13 PM  
I once watched Moby Dick on the big screen, so I trust that movie more than I do trump.
 
2018-01-13 07:52:57 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?


Molly, Moby.
Moby, Molly.

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2018-01-13 07:53:02 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?


Moby - Next is the E
Youtube dJCFHw2Y5WQ
 
2018-01-13 07:54:23 PM  
Chuck Barris unavailable for comment
 
2018-01-13 07:54:33 PM  
No one who actually has friends in the CIA says they have friends in the CIA and even then they're still not really your friends
 
2018-01-13 07:55:28 PM  

davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.


I beat him up once in the name of Eminem
 
2018-01-13 07:56:09 PM  
Trumps not accused of being peed on. He had the hookers pee on the bed because Obama slept there to defile it
 
2018-01-13 07:56:16 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?


Moby 'That's When I Reach For My Revolver'
Youtube _Nt5by-TsUw

You wouldn't like Moby when he's mad.
 
2018-01-13 07:59:06 PM  
But why wouldn't these CIA insiders not go to the press with this? Who would both get word out better and keep thing secret better. This sort of feels made up.
 
2018-01-13 07:59:59 PM  

Corvus: Trumps not accused of being peed on. He had the hookers pee on the bed because Obama slept there to defile it


Exactly. Germophobe Trump did want to have hooked pee on him. He wanted it on the place Obama slept. I know people like to imagine Trump on the receiving end of a golden shower, but that isn't what the dossier purported.
 
2018-01-13 08:00:16 PM  
Makes perfect sense to me. I mean, why leak stuff like that to the press when you can get a moderately recognizable, used to almost be a celebrity friend to post it on his social media? It's not like the press has many followers anymore; not since they started reporting nothing but fake news. In fact, considering as how this report is coming from the press, it's probably fake news, too.

/I said fake news twice
 
2018-01-13 08:02:58 PM  
Moby told a Kentucky radio station that his 'friends' in the CIA gave him 'information' about the Trump dossier last January
Moby, dick, you're not helping.
 
2018-01-13 08:04:14 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.

I would never trust someone who eats a veggie dog. I am now changing my party registration.


Since I had a veggie dog, and I must be untrustworthy, does that mean I'm a Republican?
 
2018-01-13 08:04:47 PM  

DeaH: Corvus: Trumps not accused of being peed on. He had the hookers pee on the bed because Obama slept there to defile it

Exactly. Germophobe Trump did want to have hooked pee on him. He wanted it on the place Obama slept. I know people like to imagine Trump on the receiving end of a golden shower, but that isn't what the dossier purported.


It is also the most specific of all of the allegations, while being not "nasty" enough to automatically turn someone off.

"He banged a couple underage kids while in moscow."

Nice, yeah, right. And the tape to prove it is going to be unable to age check the victims.

If the tape of naughtiness exists, it will be corroborated via other means.
 
2018-01-13 08:05:16 PM  
A friend of mine knows a CIA agent. Apparently,  the guy is a huge racist asshole
 
2018-01-13 08:05:17 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.

I would never trust someone who eats a veggie dog. I am now changing my party registration.


Just reading that made me gag.  Uggh...what kind of foul creation is a veggie dog?  Was someone trying to outdo the disgusting contents of a regular hot dog? Well they certainly succeeded.
 
2018-01-13 08:05:36 PM  
I'm not listening to Ted Mosby tell me "How I saw the Pee tape". That would take a decade.
 
2018-01-13 08:05:51 PM  
Not saying I believe him, but work of the dossier had leaked out into journalist circles prior to the election. I read a few references to it on Twitter before the election and before Buzzfeed published a description of it.
 
2018-01-13 08:06:00 PM  
this seems like bullshiat
 
2018-01-13 08:07:20 PM  
RT picked it up, incoming deep state narrative
 
2018-01-13 08:14:30 PM  
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2018-01-13 08:15:49 PM  

AeAe: A friend of mine knows a CIA agent. Apparently,  the guy is a huge racist asshole


He's an American Dad?
 
2018-01-13 08:18:46 PM  

davidphogan: fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?

[YouTube video: Moby 'That's When I Reach For My Revolver']
You wouldn't like Moby when he's mad.


Great song and a credible performance, but I still prefer the original.

Mission of Burma - That's when I reach for my revolver (1981)
Youtube I8piMHsOya4


And while I do have a moderately extensive collection of 7-inch singles, it's not fair to call me a "toady" for them.
 
2018-01-13 08:19:15 PM  
'It's s really disturbing and it's going to get quite a lot darker. I guess we should all fasten our seatbelts and gold on.'

FTFA - love the trumpian slip
 
2018-01-13 08:21:15 PM  

BMulligan: davidphogan: fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?

[YouTube video: Moby 'That's When I Reach For My Revolver']
You wouldn't like Moby when he's mad.

Great song and a credible performance, but I still prefer the original.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/I8piMHsO​ya4]

And while I do have a moderately extensive collection of 7-inch singles, it's not fair to call me a "toady" for them.


Beat me to it. Totally underrated band.
 
2018-01-13 08:21:18 PM  
oh lordy now, trouble so hard
 
2018-01-13 08:25:12 PM  
I thought Moby was Carter Page"s nuckname...
 
2018-01-13 08:34:43 PM  

Badmoodman: Moby told a Kentucky radio station that his 'friends' in the CIA gave him 'information' about the Trump dossier last January
Moby, dick, you're not helping.


It's hard to believe this is the best comedy from a Moby appearance at a Kentucky radio station
 
2018-01-13 08:36:08 PM  

davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.


Sounds like Moby had a better time here in Rochester than David Bowie did:

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2018-01-13 08:36:31 PM  

davidphogan: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: davidphogan: I had a veggie dog with Moby in 1999 on a sidewalk in Rochester, NY. That alone makes me trust him more than Trump.

I would never trust someone who eats a veggie dog. I am now changing my party registration.

Since I had a veggie dog, and I must be untrustworthy, does that mean I'm a Republican?


You are a tricksy one, I bet you have foie gras-flavored tofu
 
2018-01-13 08:36:56 PM  

berylman: No one who actually has friends in the CIA says they have friends in the CIA and even then they're still not really your friends


yet in some circles, this will be the ultimate proof of the deep state
 
2018-01-13 08:38:50 PM  

bigdanc: this seems like bullshiat


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2018-01-13 08:39:24 PM  
I can't recall a single time Moby has crawled out of obscurity in the last decade and it has gone well.
 
2018-01-13 08:41:37 PM  
Moby & The Void Pacific Choir - Are You Lost In The World Like Me? (Official Video)
Youtube VASywEuqFd8
 
2018-01-13 08:43:37 PM  
Don't we all have a friend who secretly works with the CIA?
 
2018-01-13 08:46:23 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Don't we all have a friend who secretly works with the CIA?


Or like, the father of an ex-girlfriend?
 
2018-01-13 08:50:50 PM  

MontanaDave: AeAe: A friend of mine knows a CIA agent. Apparently,  the guy is a huge racist asshole

He's an American Dad?


Hah. A friend's dad was in the CIA in the 1960s. When we were kids in the 80s, he was like the dad in American Beauty (without the man-kissing and tears in the end).

He even had the Nazi trinkets in his home office. I was taken aback in the theater when I saw the movie and the guy I knew was so well portrayed.
 
2018-01-13 08:53:15 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Don't we all have a friend who secretly works with the CIA?


We do, we just don't know it.
 
2018-01-13 08:53:54 PM  
Which means Gwen Stefani is a Russian deep-cover agent.
 
2018-01-13 08:55:49 PM  

davidphogan: fragMasterFlash: Maybe ease up on the molly just a bit there, Moby?

[Youtube _Nt5by-TsUw image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Nt5by-T​sUw]
You wouldn't like Moby when he's mad.


Was Moby working for the CIA back then too? He could have been trying to communicate a message by covering a Mission of Burma song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8piM​H​sOya4
 
2018-01-13 08:56:47 PM  

berylman: No one who actually has friends in the CIA says they have friends in the CIA


I can't say that I Plame them
 
2018-01-13 09:00:08 PM  
Plain talking has ruined us now.
 
2018-01-13 09:02:51 PM  
Okay, I have a bad case of idiot/attention whore fatigue now.

I'm gonna go get my shoes on and go get some cheap beer.
 
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