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(USA Today)   Turns out Steven Seagal may not be as "Above The Law" as he hoped   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Los Angeles Police Department, Steven Seagal, Out for Justice, American film actors, Police, Portia de Rossi, action-star Seagal, Under Siege  
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2018-01-13 08:43:00 AM  
"You know, this part has nudity in it, and I can't really tell what your body looks like in that dress you're wearing.'" Segal said through a mouth full of Cheetos.
 
2018-01-13 08:45:39 AM  
Lol "off-screen nudity" that's phrase is definitely going to stick.
 
2018-01-13 08:54:06 AM  
Note to self: All of my movie projects must now have off screen sex and blowjob scenes, consider it method acting.
Scene.
 
2018-01-13 08:58:32 AM  
I am SHOCKED!
 
2018-01-13 09:24:38 AM  
The agent was "unfazed," said de Rossi. "She replied, 'Well, I didn't know if he was your type.' "

So, the agent knew, but sent her anyway. Kind of hope she's charged with something. Talk about enabling, at the minimum. Yuck.
 
2018-01-13 09:54:05 AM  
Von Dammit. It's like if Bruce Willis did a Sylvester Stallone impersonating Dolph Lundgren.

/I guess what I'm trying to say to these schmucks is "Yippie-kye-yay, Schwarzeneggers!",
 
2018-01-13 09:56:15 AM  
That guy just oozes "creep." You gotta be pretty star-crossed and desperate to start a career to not see that.
 
2018-01-13 10:29:14 AM  
Seagal responded that "there is off-camera nudity,"


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2018-01-13 10:33:42 AM  
if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick
 
2018-01-13 10:33:54 AM  
He is above US law while he remains in Russia.
 
2018-01-13 10:35:31 AM  
Ahh, almost won my bet. First mention of the "agent".
Who in all of this money business would know what the fark was going on with this?

Want the real criminals, the ones that fed and enabled the habit? GET THE AGENTS!
They certainly know the predators real quick. You think?

/still waiting for the MeToos to recognize the same Hollywood/Big Biz system was raping the boys.
 
2018-01-13 10:40:21 AM  
Who would have suspected that this guy would be a creepy asshole?

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2018-01-13 10:46:50 AM  

snocone: /still waiting for the MeToos to recognize the same Hollywood/Big Biz system was raping the boys


from what I gather, they don't care about the guys.  they have been told to keep their mouths shut, this is about the women.

snocone: GET THE AGENTS!


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2018-01-13 10:48:01 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: Note to self: All of my movie projects must now have off screen sex and blowjob scenes, consider it method acting.
Scene.


You're the guy that does all those animal documentaries, right?

/loved "Sex Secrets of the Sea Slug"
 
2018-01-13 10:56:11 AM  
Ah, I see the MRA brigade is here, you can practically smell the fat.
 
2018-01-13 10:56:16 AM  
The agent was "unfazed," said de Rossi. "She replied, 'Well, I didn't know if he was your type.' "

That agent couldn't have been more wrong if they tried.
 
2018-01-13 10:56:17 AM  

Warrior Kermit: if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick


there was. cake scene
 
2018-01-13 11:00:35 AM  
So a guy who left the US so he could keep a harem of underage girls might be a creep?
 
2018-01-13 11:03:55 AM  
So what you're saying is, someone is out for justice, and Seagal will soon be under siege?
 
2018-01-13 11:09:25 AM  
Old news is REALLY old.

Article from 2010 about multiple allegations against this shiathole (a perfectly appropriate use of this term) for sexual abuse and trafficking.
 
2018-01-13 11:17:12 AM  
Good, fat sack of shiat has been getting away with this bullshiat for far too long.
 
2018-01-13 11:24:22 AM  

frepnog: snocone: /still waiting for the MeToos to recognize the same Hollywood/Big Biz system was raping the boys

from what I gather, they don't care about the guys.  they have been told to keep their mouths shut, this is about the women.

snocone: GET THE AGENTS!

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Are you telling me double lindy sexism is cheaper than safety in numbers?
 
2018-01-13 11:37:54 AM  

kindms: Warrior Kermit: if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick

there was. cake scene


Probably edited for time and to fit your screen.
Those bolt-ons are not actually crucial to the "script". More a reason to see a lot of boobies at "readings".
Nobody said there would be braille.
 
2018-01-13 11:40:36 AM  
The man is a moron.
 
2018-01-13 11:40:52 AM  

Anastacya: The agent was "unfazed," said de Rossi. "She replied, 'Well, I didn't know if he was your type.' "

So, the agent knew, but sent her anyway. Kind of hope she's charged with something. Talk about enabling, at the minimum. Yuck.


Yeah, that would be the exact moment that I knew that I needed a new agent.
 
2018-01-13 11:45:30 AM  
Yes, another Russian stooge.
Like Jesse Ventura.
 
2018-01-13 11:46:11 AM  
That slimeball fark is on Deadly Ground if husbands and partners get to him first, however, it's been noted that he is Hard To Kill.
 
2018-01-13 11:46:26 AM  
Seems like he is Under Siege from people who are Out for Justice.
 
2018-01-13 11:48:35 AM  
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2018-01-13 11:51:09 AM  
Another actress has come forward about Seagal groping her:

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2018-01-13 12:04:56 PM  
Is now when I'm supposed to burn my Under Siege DVD? It's an okay movie but, Seagal really is an asshole that gets none of the goodwill and respect i once had for him.
 
2018-01-13 12:10:46 PM  

AquaTatanka: Is now when I'm supposed to burn my Under Siege DVD? It's an okay movie but, Seagal really is an asshole that gets none of the goodwill and respect i once had for him.


That DVD is already way older than this outrage.
Should blow over in a few weeks.
Prolly right after the Oscar orgasm.
 
2018-01-13 12:11:09 PM  

kindms: Warrior Kermit: if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick

there was. cake scene


No nudity in the movie in TFA.

NOT Under Seige:  " during a 1995 audition for Under Siege 2 "

That's the one on the train.
 
2018-01-13 12:17:09 PM  

midigod: kindms: Warrior Kermit: if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick

there was. cake scene

No nudity in the movie in TFA.

NOT Under Seige:  " during a 1995 audition for Under Siege 2 "

That's the one on the train.


The one where he's pretty much coping a feel on Katherine Heigal at the premiere.
 
2018-01-13 12:17:25 PM  

AquaTatanka: Is now when I'm supposed to burn my Under Siege DVD? It's an okay movie but, Seagal really is an asshole that gets none of the goodwill and respect i once had for him.


If you do, just be sure to make a copy of that one part...err... parts.

You know the one(s) I mean.
 
2018-01-13 12:22:19 PM  

midigod: kindms: Warrior Kermit: if this was for under siege was there not nudity in that flick

there was. cake scene

No nudity in the movie in TFA.

NOT Under Seige:  " during a 1995 audition for Under Siege 2 "

That's the one on the train.


Wasn't the female lead playing his 12 year old niece?

/i wonder what Katherine Heigl has to.say about Seagal
 
2018-01-13 12:24:40 PM  
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He's just such a sexy human being, right?
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2018-01-13 12:26:14 PM  
Just in case anyone was still wondering whether Seagal is a creeper.

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2018-01-13 12:30:55 PM  

iron de havilland: Who would have suspected that this guy would be a creepy asshole?


He may be able to claim insanity with that 'hair'.
 
2018-01-13 12:35:30 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 453x604]


See, I kind of want to make a smartarse comment about how it is that you can always spot a man using hair dye because it's always so awful and obvious; there are myriad products marketed to women that can colour hair in a totally natural looking way, and you wouldn't otherwise know it.

But then, I realise that's a form of confirmation bias. We notice men who are using boot polish in their hair because they stand out so much. There are, presumably, men around who dye their hair in a way that looks natural and is therefore unnoticeable.

The Trumps and Seagals of the world just stick out because they do it so effing badly.
 
2018-01-13 12:58:40 PM  
But he's just a cook

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2018-01-13 01:03:33 PM  

AquaTatanka: Wasn't the female lead playing his 12 year old niece?

/i wonder what Katherine Heigl has to.say about Seagal


I wonder that too, as she's had a reputation for being hard to work with.  Perhaps that only came about as a function of being molested, and later trying to make sure she didn't get pushed around.  That's a projection of course, but one does ponder how many "difficult" actresses were really just tired of getting touched.
 
2018-01-13 01:08:31 PM  

danielem1: Lol "off-screen nudity" that's phrase is definitely going to stick.


Like leather pants
 
2018-01-13 01:21:15 PM  

Bslim: Ah, I see the MRA brigade is here, you can practically smell the fat.


Ther is literally no comment before yours that can be described as MRA. I went back and looked. Do you just post this shiat in every thread to show how superior your are? Virtue signalling much?
 
2018-01-13 01:37:09 PM  
Statute of limitation laws suck

Now with the recent revelation of sexual abuse that happened long time ago, perhaps Progressives can progress society and get rid of it. So many are gonna go unpunished for their crimes because of this stupid idea.
 
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2018-01-13 01:40:44 PM  

iron de havilland: Who would have suspected that this guy would be a creepy asshole?

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Does he color his hair with a Sharpie®
 
2018-01-13 01:46:35 PM  
If he needed to see Jenny McCarthy nude, couldn't he just look at her multiple playboy spreads?
 
2018-01-13 02:09:55 PM  

frepnog: from what I gather, they don't care about the guys. they have been told to keep their mouths shut, this is about the women.

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2018-01-13 02:20:02 PM  

cman: Statute of limitation laws suck

Now with the recent revelation of sexual abuse that happened long time ago, perhaps Progressives can progress society and get rid of it. So many are gonna go unpunished for their crimes because of this stupid idea.


You must be livid about the whole "due process" and "innocent until proven guilty" nonsense.
 
2018-01-13 02:21:34 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: cman: Statute of limitation laws suck

Now with the recent revelation of sexual abuse that happened long time ago, perhaps Progressives can progress society and get rid of it. So many are gonna go unpunished for their crimes because of this stupid idea.

You must be livid about the whole "due process" and "innocent until proven guilty" nonsense.


Negative. I am livid about how some can get away with crimes because of the passage of an arbitrary number of years.
 
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