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2018-01-13 05:25:30 AM  
Yeah, I figured that happened.. why else keep her around the White House with absolutely no obvious job duties?
 
2018-01-13 05:31:44 AM  
2018 is the best.
 
2018-01-13 05:41:51 AM  
 
2018-01-13 05:42:09 AM  
Allegedly ...
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2018-01-13 05:49:59 AM  
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I wonder if that was her job description...
 
2018-01-13 05:51:52 AM  
Oh, yeah? Omarosa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Donnie in the Blue Room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Donnie in the East Room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Donnie... What's with Jeff Sessions over here?
 
2018-01-13 05:53:07 AM  
Please let this be true
 
2018-01-13 05:59:10 AM  

redoctober65: Oh, yeah? Omarosa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Donnie in the Blue Room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Donnie in the East Room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Donnie... What's with Jeff Sessions over here?


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2018-01-13 06:03:21 AM  
if this turns out to be true and there's actual evidence to support it, Trump will get destroyed by his own people before the GOP can impeach him.
 
2018-01-13 06:03:59 AM  
I don't believe this for a second.
 
2018-01-13 06:06:31 AM  

Alphax: Yeah, I figured that happened.. why else keep her around the White House with absolutely no obvious job duties?


I assumed it's because he called her racist slurs and blamed her for all the black women who voted for
Jones and she tried to claw his face off. But it takes a full year of service to get the tax break from divestiture?  That's part I know is a year of service and you make money.
 
2018-01-13 06:06:50 AM  
On the one hand, I wouldn't be remotely surprised if this is true.  On the other hand, I'm going to need more than an allegation from a reality TV person before I believe anything.  We've got a reality TV person (actually many of them) in the White House right now, and we know what inveterate liars they can be.
 
2018-01-13 06:07:00 AM  

sgnilward: Please let this be true


Oh, yeah. A sexual liason with a black woman with not go down well with his base. I mean, yeah, they'll furiously fap to the idea at first, but the orgasm will precede a flood of shame and anger.
 
2018-01-13 06:09:35 AM  

Raspil: I don't believe this for a second.


I dunno....I can kinda/sort of see it.  either as a statement of power or just a way to reassure himself that he's sexy to every type of woman everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to learn trump had a fetish for minority women.

trump's base tho....they might not be so understanding.
 
2018-01-13 06:10:08 AM  
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Now I need mind-bleach.
 
2018-01-13 06:10:43 AM  

aagrajag: a flood of shame and anger


So pretty much a typical day for most Trumpers.
 
2018-01-13 06:10:50 AM  

aagrajag: I mean, yeah, they'll furiously fap to the idea at first, but the orgasm will precede a flood of shame and anger.


so basically nothing will change?
 
2018-01-13 06:11:18 AM  
Well, I guess he's not racist
/Who the fark Am I kidding
 
2018-01-13 06:11:54 AM  
I get the feeling that Donald Trump has "fat guy smell".
 
2018-01-13 06:12:25 AM  

ModernLuddite: I get the feeling that Donald Trump has "fat guy smell".


having both trump and bannon in the same room together must make for quite the stench.
 
2018-01-13 06:12:45 AM  
I can see it being true, only because of the type of person Omarosa is, but this literally is a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..." things.  Just trying to spread crap, hopes it'll stick.
 
2018-01-13 06:13:44 AM  

Weaver95: ModernLuddite: I get the feeling that Donald Trump has "fat guy smell".

having both trump and bannon in the same room together must make for quite the stench.


At least Bannon guzzles disinfectant all day.
 
2018-01-13 06:16:26 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: I can see it being true, only because of the type of person Omarosa is, but this literally is a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..." things.  Just trying to spread crap, hopes it'll stick.


well, ok.  you've got a good point.  But...thing is, trump is such a skeevy sex predator type guy that he makes it difficult to give him the benefit of the doubt.  trump might actually be innocent on this one, and on the whole stormy daniels thing too for that matter.  Too bad trump has nuked his own credibility from orbit tho, because everyone is just gonna assume he's sticking his hands down women's pants because Trump practically radiates 'rapist' vibes from half a continent away.
 
2018-01-13 06:17:06 AM  

Weaver95: aagrajag: I mean, yeah, they'll furiously fap to the idea at first, but the orgasm will precede a flood of shame and anger.

so basically nothing will change?


They might be the single greatest consumers of interracial porn, but this is kind of an inversion of their usual fantasies. I think it would cause them a great deal of emotional confusion.
 
2018-01-13 06:18:14 AM  

Weaver95: Raspil: I don't believe this for a second.

I dunno....I can kinda/sort of see it.  either as a statement of power or just a way to reassure himself that he's sexy to every type of woman everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to learn trump had a fetish for minority women.

trump's base tho....they might not be so understanding.


Mentally, Trump's base is descended from southern plantation owners.. they farked anyone they wanted to.
 
2018-01-13 06:18:37 AM  

aagrajag: I think it would cause them a great deal of emotional confusion.


I think just waking up in the morning causes most trumpers a great deal of emotional confusion.
 
2018-01-13 06:25:42 AM  
If a woman ever looked at me this way, I would engage a level of plastic surgery, new identity establishment and relocation that would baffle the entire US intelligence apparatus

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2018-01-13 06:27:02 AM  
I want this to be true because his racist base would froth and eat their own. But the article's source states its a 'friend of a friend who heard their might have been some inappropriateness' does not really pass the smell test of anything more than gossip at this moment.
 
2018-01-13 06:32:54 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: I can see it being true, only because of the type of person Omarosa is, but this literally is a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..." things.  Just trying to spread crap, hopes it'll stick.


Kinda like Obama being born in Kenya...
 
2018-01-13 06:33:17 AM  

ModernLuddite: I get the feeling that Donald Trump has "fat guy smell".


he looks like he smells like urine, shiat from not being able to wipe himself, and BO from being a fat sweaty buffoon.
 
2018-01-13 06:33:43 AM  
Okay, this is the first use of the meme that I've liked. +1
 
2018-01-13 06:35:35 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: Raspil: I don't believe this for a second.

I dunno....I can kinda/sort of see it.  either as a statement of power or just a way to reassure himself that he's sexy to every type of woman everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to learn trump had a fetish for minority women.

trump's base tho....they might not be so understanding.

Mentally, Trump's base is descended from southern plantation owners.. they farked anyone they wanted to.


Nope. They're descended from actual rednecks that were as poor and enslaved as the slaves themselves but were so stupid as to believe they were free just because of their skin color.
In other words: inbred morons.
 
2018-01-13 06:35:35 AM  

doyner: LeoffDaGrate: I can see it being true, only because of the type of person Omarosa is, but this literally is a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..." things.  Just trying to spread crap, hopes it'll stick.

Kinda like Obama being born in Kenya...


The two aren't really comparable. One is based off of known lecherous behavior of the POTUS but doesn't impact his 'fitness for office', the other is based on racism and was intended to literally delegitimize his presidency.
 
2018-01-13 06:37:41 AM  

redoctober65: Oh, yeah? Omarosa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Donnie in the Blue Room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Donnie in the East Room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Donnie... What's with Jeff Sessions over here?


Somebody has to wear the gimp suit.
 
2018-01-13 06:37:56 AM  

Naido: If a woman ever looked at me this way, I would engage a level of plastic surgery, new identity establishment and relocation that would baffle the entire US intelligence apparatus

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Remember that bug-fark crazy statement she made about everyone will have to bow down to Trump?
She had plenty of practice. Book it.
 
2018-01-13 06:39:15 AM  
what's gonna drive trump bonkers is having to try and convince people he DIDN'T pay women to have sex with him, and be sincere about it.

I don't think its going to go over very well.  I mean...trump is EXACTLY the sort of guy who would have to pay a porn star to have sex with him.  Trump is also the kind of guy who would force his employees to have sex with him.  basically, trump is juuuuuuuuust this side of being a rapist, and he's been almost proud of that reputation now for decades.
 
2018-01-13 06:40:41 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Alphax: Weaver95: Raspil: I don't believe this for a second.

I dunno....I can kinda/sort of see it.  either as a statement of power or just a way to reassure himself that he's sexy to every type of woman everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to learn trump had a fetish for minority women.

trump's base tho....they might not be so understanding.

Mentally, Trump's base is descended from southern plantation owners.. they farked anyone they wanted to.

Nope. They're descended from actual rednecks that were as poor and enslaved as the slaves themselves but were so stupid as to believe they were free just because of their skin color.
In other words: inbred morons.


Mentally, that's what they aspire to be.  They want the 'freedom' to rape and/or kill anyone they want to, without punishment.
 
2018-01-13 06:42:06 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: Raspil: I don't believe this for a second.

I dunno....I can kinda/sort of see it.  either as a statement of power or just a way to reassure himself that he's sexy to every type of woman everywhere, it wouldn't surprise me to learn trump had a fetish for minority women.

trump's base tho....they might not be so understanding.

Mentally, Trump's base is descended from southern plantation owners.. they farked anyone they wanted to.


Hi there

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2018-01-13 06:44:07 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: I can see it being true, only because of the type of person Omarosa is, but this literally is a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..." things.


I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2018-01-13 06:45:07 AM  

Alphax: Yeah, I figured that happened.. why else keep her around the White House with absolutely no obvious job duties?


If that's what she's doing, then the woman has a job, and it's one that even an Eastern European won't do anymore...
 
2018-01-13 06:46:46 AM  
if she did it, there damn hell ass sure BETTER be tapes.
 
2018-01-13 06:46:47 AM  

hubiestubert: Alphax: Yeah, I figured that happened.. why else keep her around the White House with absolutely no obvious job duties?

If that's what she's doing, then the woman has a job, and it's one that even an Eastern European won't do anymore...


Past tense on the job, she got escorted out about a month or so ago.
 
2018-01-13 06:51:01 AM  
Oh yay a thread with awkwardly white posts.
 
2018-01-13 06:52:44 AM  
I heard it from someone who knows someone who overheard her on the phone talking to someone who might have been Trump about something that might have been....allegedly.

That's the sourcing on this.

An AW is angling for another 15 minutes of fame off another AW.
 
2018-01-13 06:54:00 AM  

Weaver95: if this turns out to be true and there's actual evidence to support it, Trump will get destroyed by his own people before the GOP can impeach him.


White people have been farking black people under them for centuries, literally and figuratively.
 
2018-01-13 06:54:19 AM  
She's a dominatrix and she was pegging him with a 12 inch indigo phallus.
 
2018-01-13 06:56:21 AM  

Alphax: Yeah, I figured that happened.. why else keep her around the White House with absolutely no obvious job duties?


To be clear, this describes a lot of Trump's inner circle.  Jared, Ivanka, Bannon, Conway being the most obvious.
 
2018-01-13 06:57:19 AM  
Is the headline racist?  Would subby hope there aren't tapes of Trump and Stormy Daniels?

/If I'm missing the joke, please tell me.
//I get the Comey reference
 
2018-01-13 06:57:26 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Weaver95: if this turns out to be true and there's actual evidence to support it, Trump will get destroyed by his own people before the GOP can impeach him.

White people have been farking black people under them for centuries, literally and figuratively.


yes, and so long as it is NEVER mentioned in 'polite company' it was always just BARELY acceptable....but only just.

meh.  I don't think trump actually had anything going with Omarosa.  I doubt he'd have the energy for something like that.  But that said, it would not surprise me if trump lied about banging Omarosa to his staff.
 
2018-01-13 06:57:52 AM  

Naido: If a woman ever looked at me this way, I would engage a level of plastic surgery, new identity establishment and relocation that would baffle the entire US intelligence apparatus

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Er... It's a tiny fraction of a second, without context. So no.

How's about this one? It's either 'Dear lord but I look *good* in this' or 'oh no, people with cameras!'

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