If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News)   Pineapples. Pineapples PINEAPPLES   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, George Soros, Manhattan penthouse sex, Howard Rubin, Soros Fund portfolio, Supreme Court suit, then-60-year-old Rubin, billionaire George Soros, married Rubin  
•       •       •

6774 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2018 at 6:49 AM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



56 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2018-01-13 01:02:06 AM  
i.imgflip.comView Full Size


It's all just proof of pizzagate. Study it out.
 
2018-01-13 01:06:41 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 05:42:57 AM  
This is gonna get real awkward if he doesn't actually have a sex dungeon.

Also, there was an agreed upon safe word that she expected to work for the S&M but she had to be drugged to get her in to the room in the first place?  What?
 
2018-01-13 07:01:15 AM  
soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.
 
2018-01-13 07:11:25 AM  
First of all holy farking fake story, second  let's give Lindsey Graham the benefit of the doubt for at least one Saturday, he tried to wail against a racist wall, he needs to speak up and be clear to America, but at least he wailed.
 
2018-01-13 07:13:32 AM  
Rubin plied the young escort with pricey glasses of Don Julio 1942 Anejo tequila and then presented her with a nondisclosure agreement that said she could be sued for up to $1 million if she disclosed their relationship, according to court papers.

Had me at the word pricey.  My love life has truly suffered even though I, too, have a dungeon in my Manhattan penthouse.  I was using cheap champagne and had Bill Cosby reruns on the TV.  Cunning plan indeed.
 
2018-01-13 07:14:17 AM  

derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.


Don't forget "going waaayyy out of their way to double-highlight the links of the accused to Soros, even though their not that close."
 
2018-01-13 07:14:57 AM  

Summoner101: This is gonna get real awkward if he doesn't actually have a sex dungeon.

Also, there was an agreed upon safe word that she expected to work for the S&M but she had to be drugged to get her in to the room in the first place?  What?


I thought dungeons were underground, whereas penthouses were on the top floor. I'm have a real problem working out the logistics here.

FTFA:
The pal set up a date between the then-60-year-old Rubin and the 20-year-old woman at the Russian Tea Room in Manhattan, the suit says. The woman was told she'd be paid $2,000 for dinner and drinks, but that she would not be required to have sex.

I wouldn't call it a "date" if I was getting paid $2,000 for it. I'd call it work.
 
2018-01-13 07:17:38 AM  
And to drunkenly but reasonably rant even further, this is exactly the type of text used by actual Nazis.  The names and imagery, aligned with the alleged offenses are calculated to offend and incite with maximum velocity, they are all carefully selected and poised for ill effect.  Their disingenuous support of Trump is benign in comparison to what this article is.  This is pure poison.  It is so non-dilute that you cannot even detect the taste at first.  This is the ugly and unashamed head of true anti-semitism in print.

I am saddened to see it here.
 
2018-01-13 07:19:53 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: Summoner101: This is gonna get real awkward if he doesn't actually have a sex dungeon.

Also, there was an agreed upon safe word that she expected to work for the S&M but she had to be drugged to get her in to the room in the first place?  What?

I thought dungeons were underground, whereas penthouses were on the top floor. I'm have a real problem working out the logistics here.

FTFA:
The pal set up a date between the then-60-year-old Rubin and the 20-year-old woman at the Russian Tea Room in Manhattan, the suit says. The woman was told she'd be paid $2,000 for dinner and drinks, but that she would not be required to have sex.

I wouldn't call it a "date" if I was getting paid $2,000 for it. I'd call it work.


P-a-l....I've never seen pimp spelled that way before.
 
2018-01-13 07:20:33 AM  
So does this mean everything Republicans do is A-ok?

/who am i kidding, of course it does
 
2018-01-13 07:20:38 AM  
The right do like their rich mogul bogeymen. Er, man. One. There's only one. That's all they got.
 
2018-01-13 07:25:43 AM  

starsrift: The right do like their rich mogul bogeymen. Er, man. One. There's only one. That's all they got.


When he eventually dies, they'll accuse the left of killing him in order to take away their bogeyman.  Whoever denounces that notion first is the new bogeyman.  Just like that gypsy foretold...
 
yms
2018-01-13 07:35:20 AM  
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.comView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 07:43:50 AM  
Gus and Shawn are on it.
 
2018-01-13 07:46:01 AM  

yms: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 414x550]


I'd core that.
 
2018-01-13 07:54:39 AM  
Soros financier? Don't let Alex Jones find out.

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 08:01:46 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: Summoner101: This is gonna get real awkward if he doesn't actually have a sex dungeon.

Also, there was an agreed upon safe word that she expected to work for the S&M but she had to be drugged to get her in to the room in the first place?  What?

I thought dungeons were underground, whereas penthouses were on the top floor. I'm have a real problem working out the logistics here.

FTFA:
The pal set up a date between the then-60-year-old Rubin and the 20-year-old woman at the Russian Tea Room in Manhattan, the suit says. The woman was told she'd be paid $2,000 for dinner and drinks, but that she would not be required to have sex.

I wouldn't call it a "date" if I was getting paid $2,000 for it. I'd call it work.


She got paid $2,000 to "date" him and then later claimed rape?
 
2018-01-13 08:02:25 AM  
Three men are stranded on an island. They are close to starvation, when a Native Tribe finds them and takes them back to their camp. The leader says:" Go in a jungle and bring back a fruit, then we will let you live". They go out looking for fruits, the first guy comes back with a peach. The leader says:" Now take the peach and shove it up your ass, if you laugh, we will kill you."
He attempts it but has to laugh so they cut his head off. The second man appears back from his trip with a grape. The leader gives him the same instructions, but the second guy doesn't seem to have any problems, but bursts out laughing mid way through his test. He too is beheaded.

In heaven the two guys meet, the first guy says:" I laughed because the peaches fuzz was tickling my bum, why did you laugh?"
The second man responded:" I was doing fine, until I saw the John come back with a Pineapple."
 
2018-01-13 08:12:06 AM  
I read the comments, Ray...

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 08:18:35 AM  
Septic crust of cable news allows conjecture attributed to reliable flushing time after time. The discomforting sensation felt after reading "the article" must be the intended outcome. It is a self-enriching piece of carp outdone only by the comments of what I assume to be fxnws loyalists.
 
2018-01-13 08:19:23 AM  
【PPAP】 Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - FULL SONG
Youtube Qu5G443dQ4A
 
2018-01-13 08:22:17 AM  

Twilight Farkle: [i.imgflip.com image 850x473]

It's all just proof of pizzagate. Study it out.


Pizzagate now involves godless Evolutionists and Satanists. Pineapple was just the start...
cdn.dopl3r.comView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 08:29:23 AM  
Telefrancais
Youtube l3DnoxzorYg
 
2018-01-13 08:41:21 AM  

eyeq360: Twilight Farkle: [i.imgflip.com image 850x473]

It's all just proof of pizzagate. Study it out.

Pizzagate now involves godless Evolutionists and Satanists. Pineapple was just the start...
[cdn.dopl3r.com image 640x571]


I had no idea Doug was Satan.
i.ytimg.comView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 08:41:38 AM  
Social Club + Heavy Hand (Official Music Video) #US
Youtube wmGiJ-cBc7k
 
2018-01-13 08:43:24 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-13 08:45:07 AM  

derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.


Its not quite that simple. They're trying to distract from Trumpster's recent unearthed porn star payments. "Soros associate tortured women; Trump compensated his tortured(sex with him has to be suffering) so its all good."
 
2018-01-13 09:16:23 AM  
$7,000,000 Shades of Gray -(haired perv)"
 
2018-01-13 09:16:26 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: yms: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 414x550]

I'd core that.


I'd live in it, under the sea.
 
2018-01-13 09:18:22 AM  
The comments. The comments. THE COMMENTS!
 
2018-01-13 09:26:10 AM  

Brosephus: I read the comments, Ray...

[img.fark.net image 550x309]


pfffftttt. Pearl clutching! How bad could it be?

img.fark.netView Full Size


Clearly, I stand corrected.
 
2018-01-13 09:27:47 AM  

starsrift: The right do like their rich mogul bogeymen. Er, man. One. There's only one. That's all they got.


The hell there's only one.  They take a shot at the owner of the Failing Washington Post, Billionaire Jeff Bezos, whenever they get a chance.
 
2018-01-13 09:30:03 AM  

derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.


So, a guy working for Soros has been accused of a crime.  Did Soros participate in the crime, did he direct his financier... sorry, his ex-financier to build a sex dungeon and to drug and rape women?

My ex-auto mechanic is a pretty weird guy, but I don't expect to see my name in any headlines should he ever be arrested.
 
2018-01-13 10:02:21 AM  

Summoner101: This is gonna get real awkward if he doesn't actually have a sex dungeon.

Also, there was an agreed upon safe word that she expected to work for the S&M but she had to be drugged to get her in to the room in the first place?  What?


Of course!
"Rubin plied the young escort with pricey glasses of Don Julio 1942 Anejo tequila and then presented her with a nondisclosure agreement that said she could be sued for up to $1 million if she disclosed their relationship, according to court papers."
Doesn't everyone need to be drugged after multiple glasses of tequila?

/bonus, the claim that the NDA was signed after the drinks is also a nice jab
//not defending the guy, for the record, just the story sounds really weak.
///Keeping in mind that prostitutes, excuse me, I mean escorts, are known targets for little social reaction to their suffering from the days of, at least, Jack the Ripper
 
2018-01-13 10:15:55 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


BITE THE PILLOW.
I'M GOING IN DRY.
 
2018-01-13 10:22:26 AM  
If you take $2000 to let a sadist torture you in his sex dungeon, expect to wind up in the E.R. explaining the pineapple to a nurse who doesn't believe you.
 
2018-01-13 10:26:41 AM  
upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size

People put this on pizza?
 
2018-01-13 10:31:02 AM  

Brosephus: I read the comments, Ray...

[img.fark.net image 550x309]


How far down did you scroll?
I could not look away this time.
When they say "echo chamber", I didn't actually expect the same words to keep repeating over and over like that. More like ideas or concepts. I was wrong.

I also reached the comment of the guy doing the "I'm not saying it's right, but I understand" on Auschwitz, Belzec(sp?) and others. Bonus: ge actually used phrasing like "for the greater good".

/be afraid
//be very afraid
 
2018-01-13 11:10:43 AM  

Speef: If you take $2000 to let a sadist torture you in his sex dungeon, expect to wind up in the E.R. explaining the pineapple to a nurse who doesn't believe you.


You know how I know you don't know how much a simple half and half escort you didn't find on craigslist costs?
 
2018-01-13 11:43:18 AM  

Fireproof: She got paid $2,000 to "date" him and then later claimed rape?


Because he went beyond her limits in S&M.  Use of a safe word is withdrawing consent--continue anyway and it's rape.
 
2018-01-13 11:54:56 AM  
(D) and then some
 
2018-01-13 12:17:18 PM  
Safewords are for quitters.
 
2018-01-13 12:28:41 PM  
Some people are so ugly that rape may be their only option.
 
2018-01-13 12:52:44 PM  

Fireproof: derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.

Don't forget "going waaayyy out of their way to double-highlight the links of the accused to Soros, even though their not that close."


That doesn't really sound waaayyy out of their way
 
2018-01-13 01:16:09 PM  
Could I see a rich powerful man using his power and influence to rape women and cover it up?  Sure.  Guy may even have done that,and should rot in prison.  What I do not believe is that this is proof that democrats are just as guilty as Republicans.  This is clearly FoxNews trying to find a predator on the left who is as horrible as the president, and trying to deflect from the rapist in the White House.
 
2018-01-13 01:42:28 PM  

derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.


So you're saying you have no problem with some unelected billionaire using his money to try to manipulate democracies around the world?

Bet you'd mind if he was Russian.

This scumbag made £1B by helping to break the ERM, costing the UK over £3B in the process.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black​_​Wednesday

In other words, he Brexited the UK before that even was a thing.
 
2018-01-13 02:11:08 PM  
Isn't there a non-FOX News link?
 
2018-01-13 02:33:33 PM  

gar1013: derpes_simplex: soros sorossoros SOROS SOROS SOROS!

Or just JEW JEW JEW if you want to be blunt.

You know what?  I am sick of this state media crap.  FOX links need asterisks, shameful thumbnails, and childproof caps.

So you're saying you have no problem with some unelected billionaire using his money to try to manipulate democracies around the world?

Bet you'd mind if he was Russian.

This scumbag made £1B by helping to break the ERM, costing the UK over £3B in the process.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_​Wednesday

In other words, he Brexited the UK before that even was a thing.


I don't think anyone is denying that he's a typical politically active billionaire.  It's what billionaires do, including the dozen or so who support Trump.  Seen a lot of stories on Fox News about Robert Mercer lately?  Other than the spin story about Mercer disassociating himself from Breitbart and the rest of the racist ugliness he's already funded?  No?

Can you think of any reason why Fox would run a story that doesn't involve Soros, with Soros's name in the headlines?

The media runs it's headlines to promote their darlings and to demonize their opponents.  Doesn't matter if it's left or right.
 
2018-01-13 02:41:57 PM  
So Teh Joos get to be serial rapists as long as it's only RWers reporting about it?  Niiiiice.

I'm the libbiest lib who ever libbed, but I have a no-tolerance policy about stealing, rape, torture and murder.  A member of The Tribe, or any other ethnic, racial or religious kindred, and you want to excuse your clansmen on those grounds?  Fark you.

It was only a CENTURY until charges of "Anti-Semitism!!" stopped being effective against charges that Hollywood is an industrial-scale  predominantly-Jewish male rape room against women.  Read Huxley's Ape and Essence, or about how kid starlets like Judy Garland had to sit on the laps, and other things, of Louis Mayer, Sam Goldwyn, et al.  And the scene in The Godfather with the kid actress, her mom and the film producer?  Not anomalies.

It's high time the Financial sector -- I won't deign to call pirates an "industry" -- got the same scrutiny.  At least Tinseltown doesn't have the ability to implode Western Civ with a bad whale trade.

Aaaand I'll just leave this here.......

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/07/is​r​ael-social-media-app-idf-shin-bet-bds
 
Displayed 50 of 56 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report