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(Fark)   Okay, now that everyone has their basic cable "sh*thole" boner taken care of, let's lay back and relax. Come on, baby, you can still say "sh*thole" just like Anderson Cooper while you take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 12/30-1/5 sh*thole edition   ( fark.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 11:01:36 PM  
Okay, so the President and a top Senator were caught referring to certain countries as "sh*tholes". Whether or not you agree with that assessment, you have to believe that it's really not good for diplomatic relations.

So speaking of diplomatic relations, have you been caught with your foot in your mouth speaking "the truth" when you didn't know anyone was listening? Take the quiz and come back here and let us know how you did.

For those looking for the Easy Quiz, you can find it right here.

Good luck!
 
2018-01-12 11:04:53 PM  
I guess people don't watch TBS or Adult Swim where they throw S-bombs rather liberally.
 
2018-01-12 11:11:51 PM  

meatofmystery: I guess people don't watch TBS or Adult Swim where they throw S-bombs rather liberally.


Anderson Cooper saying "sh*thole" is still pretty funny.
 
2018-01-12 11:35:59 PM  
Ok, I am in second place. This will not remain so or ever happen again, so please enjoy my brief success before you crush it on the quiz.
 
2018-01-12 11:54:32 PM  
My God, Google News sucks harder than it did ever since I got lazy about doing the quiz a few months ago.
Congratulations to the winners; you've all been playing on hard mode for months.
 
2018-01-12 11:57:30 PM  
Even Fark censors the POTUS.  Clear bias
 
2018-01-13 12:01:05 AM  
Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.
 
2018-01-13 12:01:40 AM  
Talks just like 85% of the rest of America.  Oh my gosh, but he's POTUS!  America First!!!
 
2018-01-13 12:14:31 AM  
basic cable "sh*thole" boner

A week ago, those four words together would make absolutely zero sense.

Good times, now gone.
 
2018-01-13 12:19:49 AM  
Basic cable? What the fark is that shiat?
 
2018-01-13 12:28:04 AM  
Dick Durbin is a sh*thole ...
 
2018-01-13 12:41:23 AM  

wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.


Was this the first mobile? Guess I never noticed. Runs fine on a factory refurb 5s.
 
2018-01-13 12:47:01 AM  

gunsmack: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

Was this the first mobile? Guess I never noticed. Runs fine on a factory refurb 5s.


Well, my iPad always shunted to the desktop site in the past. Not saying this was a first, just first I'd noticed.
 
2018-01-13 12:47:15 AM  
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2018-01-13 12:54:16 AM  
Holy crap, I actually answered a bunch of questions. I'm on a list, fergawdsake!  The fabric of time and space may be in danger....sorry.  It won't happen again.
 
2018-01-13 12:59:30 AM  

wildcardjack: gunsmack: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

Was this the first mobile? Guess I never noticed. Runs fine on a factory refurb 5s.

Well, my iPad always shunted to the desktop site in the past. Not saying this was a first, just first I'd noticed.


Until I saw your post, I had never thought about it, but I don't recall doing the quiz on my phone before.

/ then again, I can't recall my wife's name, location of my car keys, etc. half the time
 
2018-01-13 01:02:46 AM  

lennavan: Even Fark censors the POTUS.  Clear bias


We're in Wolf Blitzer mode.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:31 AM  
Is it wrong for a president to publicly call countries shiatholes? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean your country ain't a shiathole.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:53 AM  

wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.


I'll pass that along to the devs who made it happen. They really do love it when people like  what they've accomplished.
 
2018-01-13 02:29:15 AM  

ox45tallboy: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

I'll pass that along to the devs who made it happen. They really do love it when people like  what they've accomplished.


Runs perfectly on my Android phone, too. It's been around for a couple quizzes already, but I'm still impressed by how much faster it loads than the full site quiz.
 
2018-01-13 02:40:38 AM  
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2018-01-13 04:52:37 AM  

wildcardjack: gunsmack: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

Was this the first mobile? Guess I never noticed. Runs fine on a factory refurb 5s.

Well, my iPad always shunted to the desktop site in the past. Not saying this was a first, just first I'd noticed.


Why would you want the iPad to get the mobile version?  An iPad has a big enough screen that desktop sites are fine.

/Mobile versions of sites generally annoy me, even on my phone.
//I particularly hate mobile Wikipedia.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-01-13 08:36:17 AM  
The warning from above to watch my language has been a regular occurrence in my career. They don't necessarily disagree with me, but they don't think I should have said it.
 
2018-01-13 08:45:35 AM  

meatofmystery: I guess people don't watch TBS or Adult Swim where they throw S-bombs rather liberally.


I'd probably not be too happy if Archer was elected for president, though I'm sure you would write him into the ballot unless someone could manage to convince you that cartoon people aren't real.
 
2018-01-13 08:45:55 AM  

ox45tallboy: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

I'll pass that along to the devs who made it happen. They really do love it when people like  what they've accomplished.


Allow me to second this.  I took it on an Android device, worked perfectly.
 
2018-01-13 09:01:10 AM  

ZAZ: The warning from above to watch my language has been a regular occurrence in my career. They don't necessarily disagree with me, but they don't think I should have said it.


Mr. Trump, your direct line with God is amazing.
 
2018-01-13 09:46:22 AM  
10/10 on easy quiz. I needed that small win. Now I can start my day right.
 
2018-01-13 10:00:25 AM  
Our first LGBT President (Lying, Grifting, Bullying, Treasonous) has scored some new medals:
-Embarrassment-in-Chief
-Racist-in-Chief
-Pottymouth-in-Chief
for referring to people living in Africa and Haiti as living in "excrement" holes (not his word) and why should we let them into America. (Well duh, to share the opportunity, but the most "I got mine" man in America couldn't see that).

But that's not why I'm writing. We knew all that already. What fascinates me is that he chose Norway as the perfect country that we "should" be letting immigrants from. Why Norway?

We recently found out that in the hour before the Prime Minister of Norway was to meet with Trump, she was playing Pokemon Go. Most people upon hearing that would say "What????!!!!" But I say "Brilliant!!!!".

Apparently playing that got her mood to be empathetic with that of a 12 year old boy/manchild. And trapping mythological creatures. It must have worked, Trump arranged for Norway to be able to buy some B52s. And apparently he is under her spell, thinking Norwegians are the best people in the world, can more immigrate to America instead of those Africans and Haitians.

Go Pokemon Go!
 
2018-01-13 10:06:11 AM  

dittybopper: ox45tallboy: wildcardjack: Good job making the mobile version of the quiz. Ran perfectly on my iPad.

I'll pass that along to the devs who made it happen. They really do love it when people like  what they've accomplished.

Allow me to second this.  I took it on an Android device, worked perfectly.


It worked wonderfully on my shiatty old iPhone. No more having to go to landscape mode and zoom in for every question.
Thank you code monkeys!
 
2018-01-13 11:18:01 AM  
Hahaha, 693 by choosing answer [redacted] as fast as I could on every question
 
2018-01-13 11:59:58 AM  
shiathole
 
2018-01-13 12:00:45 PM  
Nope still can't say it
 
2018-01-13 12:20:42 PM  
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2018-01-13 01:04:40 PM  

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Many decades ago when I was a teen I remember being in a evening church service and an old lady stood up during a section when they were sharing anecdotes and said, 'Last night I was lying in bed and my husband pulled a real boner on me' - my friends and myself were shiatting ourselves with laughter.

/ Apparently old folks used the word boner to mean something different than it's current definition...
// boner
 
2018-01-13 02:49:06 PM  

Elzar: slackananda: [img.fark.net image 650x637]

Many decades ago when I was a teen I remember being in a evening church service and an old lady stood up during a section when they were sharing anecdotes and said, 'Last night I was lying in bed and my husband pulled a real boner on me' - my friends and myself were shiatting ourselves with laughter.

/ Apparently old folks used the word boner to mean something different than it's current definition...
// boner


CSB! Yes, it's true. There's a famous baseball mistake called Merkle's Boner, always made me laugh as a kind when it was mentioned.
/boner
 
2018-01-13 02:54:48 PM  
shiathole boner? No, thank you.
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2018-01-13 03:04:03 PM  
727 is the best I've ever done on these. I got three out of the four I had to guess on wrong.

/no1curr
 
2018-01-13 05:20:14 PM  
my score was a shiathole
 
2018-01-13 08:34:20 PM  
Woo hoo! Got them all right. What does that say about my life.
 
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