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(CBS News)   Trump administration hopes to renegotiate Iran nuclear deal but can't negotiate a farking mute button   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 09:23:30 PM  
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2018-01-12 09:40:34 PM  

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That would be the fastest game of bingo ever on some of my conference calls.
 
2018-01-12 11:07:25 PM  
""This is Kim Jong Un calling for Donald Trump," another reporter joked as tensions flared."

lmfao
 
2018-01-12 11:07:51 PM  
"It's the illegitimate media that doesn't know how to conduct themselves. They can't mute their f*cking phones," an unidentified official said

That's their constant farking go to, because they are a bunch of farking nazis
And yet the American People abide this
 
2018-01-12 11:55:37 PM  
You'd think such a successful businessman would have long ago mastered the conference call.
 
2018-01-12 11:56:48 PM  
Twenty-two minutes of button-mashing and they finally figured it out, those super geniuses.

I wonder how long it takes that fat fark to order a diet Coke with that farking button on his desk.
 
2018-01-13 12:19:35 AM  
Did they ever find the light switch?
 
2018-01-13 01:01:25 AM  
Just another shiathole country with which he has to deal, I guess.
 
2018-01-13 01:47:18 AM  

delsydsoftware: Twilight Farkle: [i.imgur.com image 720x960]

That would be the fastest game of bingo ever on some of my conference calls.


I think I won 3 times before noon today.
 
2018-01-13 01:49:01 AM  
The mute button is the one that is glowing.
 
2018-01-13 01:49:15 AM  
How can one confirm that an inflatable friend is a lesbian?

/asking for a cheeto so my paycheck clears
 
2018-01-13 01:49:55 AM  
Dear Subby

It's been 357 days since Pickles didn't become president.
You Lefty's, Dems and Millennials need to move on.
Pickles did.
She's now on her "It Was Everyone's Fault but Mine" tour.
And will be until she's put into the ground.
 
2018-01-13 01:51:10 AM  

maxandgrinch: How can one confirm that an inflatable friend is a lesbian?


It comes with an inflatable Subaru.
 
2018-01-13 01:52:52 AM  
We've had alot of presidents who were harsh. I don't always agree with him, but WTF how else do you deal with Iran? Those guys will not be holding back
 
2018-01-13 01:52:57 AM  
"We begin bombing in 5 minutes"
 
2018-01-13 01:54:18 AM  
Jesus Christ, stop replying all!

It's so satisfying to say that in an comment thread where I'm not Reply All'ing to the actual thread
 
2018-01-13 01:56:01 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Jesus Christ, stop replying all!

It's so satisfying to say that in an comment thread where I'm not Reply All'ing to the actual thread


dude, while you're in the 90's, can you pick me up a Volcano taco from Taco Bell
 
2018-01-13 01:56:54 AM  

uber humper: TorpedoOrca: Jesus Christ, stop replying all!

It's so satisfying to say that in an comment thread where I'm not Reply All'ing to the actual thread

dude, while you're in the 90's, can you pick me up a Volcano taco from Taco Bell


Want a real frito burrito too?
 
2018-01-13 01:57:54 AM  

TorpedoOrca: uber humper: TorpedoOrca: Jesus Christ, stop replying all!

It's so satisfying to say that in an comment thread where I'm not Reply All'ing to the actual thread

dude, while you're in the 90's, can you pick me up a Volcano taco from Taco Bell

Want a real frito burrito too?


only if it has sour cream
 
2018-01-13 02:00:08 AM  
The best people.
 
2018-01-13 02:07:59 AM  
If the mute button doesn't mute everyone else then what good is it?
 
2018-01-13 02:10:43 AM  

uber humper: only if it has sour cream


*sagely nods* this guy get me
 
2018-01-13 02:25:57 AM  
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2018-01-13 02:27:47 AM  
I got confused. Even after chasing the link in the article. Is trump waiving the sanctions? Waiving the agreement to end sanctions? What?

/maybe I just need more caffeine in my system
 
2018-01-13 02:31:21 AM  
Obligatory commercial.

Gecko Conference Call - GEICO
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2018-01-13 02:32:50 AM  

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Can I elect you as princess of the United States, to save us from the hell beast we have now?
 
2018-01-13 02:35:27 AM  
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Ever notice he's got a tiny flaccid cock and balls for a chin?  I swear I'll never unsee that now.
 
2018-01-13 02:36:14 AM  

rcain: "It's the illegitimate media that doesn't know how to conduct themselves. They can't mute their f*cking phones," an unidentified official said

That's their constant farking go to, because they are a bunch of farking nazis
And yet the American People abide this


Why do they have "illegitimate media" on their conference calls?
 
2018-01-13 02:41:26 AM  
This is like the Marx Bros mixed with Abbott and Costello mixed with the Three Stooges. This is comedy gold.
 
2018-01-13 02:46:48 AM  

zang: [img.fark.net image 425x283]Ever notice he's got a tiny flaccid cock and balls for a chin?  I swear I'll never unsee that now.


Oh jesus, thanks a lot.
 
2018-01-13 03:03:06 AM  

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A Conference Call in Real Life
Youtube kNz82r5nyUw


(Ignore the shiat ad at the end)
 
2018-01-13 03:21:03 AM  

KodosZardoz: This is like the Marx Bros mixed with Abbott and Costello mixed with the Three Stooges. This is comedy gold.


It's a bit of a relief that real life is a little more Veep than House of Cards.
 
2018-01-13 03:42:40 AM  
Truth in Advertising
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2018-01-13 03:52:45 AM  
So the way he deals, Iran will have nukes and Trump properties all over.
 
2018-01-13 03:54:54 AM  
"Because of the conference call issues, the White House will not be taking questions."

/"Hey, that worked! Add that one to the list!"
 
2018-01-13 04:08:51 AM  
Right before Christmas I was on a call where one of the attendees forgot that his mic was on and started eating an apple.

No one told him.  We heard him eat that whole goddamn apple.
 
2018-01-13 04:15:58 AM  
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What a lesbian inflatable doll may look like.
 
2018-01-13 04:20:27 AM  

Trik: Dear Subby

It's been 357 days since Pickles didn't become president.
You Lefty's, Dems and Millennials need to move on.
Pickles did.
She's now on her "It Was Everyone's Fault but Mine" tour.
And will be until she's put into the ground.


Fun fact: Nobody brought up Hillary until you did.
 
2018-01-13 04:20:39 AM  

Tanqueray: [cdn.shopify.com image 300x300]
What a lesbian inflatable doll may look like.


How can you tell it's a lesbian?
 
2018-01-13 04:23:50 AM  

doyner: Tanqueray: [cdn.shopify.com image 300x300]
What a lesbian inflatable doll may look like.

How can you tell it's a lesbian?


Because it has no holes and the lesbians have deemed it so:
https://www.lesbianhenparty.com/produ​c​ts/blow-up-doll
 
2018-01-13 04:27:19 AM  
Bohemian Rhapsody | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
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Just hit play, dammit. It's on topic.
 
2018-01-13 04:34:09 AM  

Tanqueray: doyner: Tanqueray: [cdn.shopify.com image 300x300]
What a lesbian inflatable doll may look like.

How can you tell it's a lesbian?

Because it has no holes and the lesbians have deemed it so:
https://www.lesbianhenparty.com/produc​ts/blow-up-doll


*That* ended unexpectedly well. :)
 
2018-01-13 04:36:10 AM  
And on Showtime tonight- "Dr Stragelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb."

I shiat you not.
 
2018-01-13 04:46:46 AM  

Tanqueray: doyner: Tanqueray: [cdn.shopify.com image 300x300]
What a lesbian inflatable doll may look like.

How can you tell it's a lesbian?

Because it has no holes and the lesbians have deemed it so:
https://www.lesbianhenparty.com/produc​ts/blow-up-doll


So if we come to a majority opinion that you're gay that makes it so?  I'm concerned about the lack of agency of this blow-up doll and the insinuation that lesbians don't finger.
 
2018-01-13 04:54:56 AM  

doyner: So if we come to a majority opinion that you're gay that makes it so?

I'm not really qualified to answer, but Lindsey Graham is.

doyner: I'm concerned about the lack of agency of this blow-up doll and the insinuation that lesbians don't finger.

You'd have to be blind not to see that the doll prefers scissoring.
 
2018-01-13 05:12:55 AM  
I swear to god this exact same thing happened like 10 years ago. I specifically remember the Rick-rolling hold music, maybe. But that time there was an audio recording of the whole thing. You could hear people who were muted trying to get an operator and everything. Anybody remember that too? I could be in a computer simulation loop glitch like the Matrix.
 
2018-01-13 05:22:16 AM  

Tanqueray: doyner: I'm concerned about the lack of agency of this blow-up doll and the insinuation that lesbians don't finger.

You'd have to be blind not to see that the doll prefers scissoring.


So you can read one's sexual predilections just by looking at them?  Do you even hear what you're saying?
 
2018-01-13 05:53:17 AM  
Literally every call I've ever been on.

/next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's staff replies all to say "stop replying all"
 
2018-01-13 06:27:40 AM  
Midas touch.

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2018-01-13 07:43:20 AM  

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This is funny. Last year I moved from a job that was 99% conference calls to a job where the entire site has about 3 conference calls a year. It's a clusterfark to see them ever get one going. One GotoMeeting I got feed up with so I brought it up on my cell, projected to the big screen TV and finished up the meeting entirely from my cell. I got in trouble for being disruptive.
 
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