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2018-01-12 10:07:01 PM  
77 votes:
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2018-01-12 07:58:46 PM  
36 votes:
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'
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2018-01-12 10:21:16 PM  
35 votes:

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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2018-01-12 10:13:20 PM  
35 votes:
You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.
2018-01-12 10:10:27 PM  
35 votes:
It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.
2018-01-12 10:27:51 PM  
34 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


FFS, why'd you have to quote me?

Now my screen name is going to show up on one of those half-blurred infographics on Dateline.

Also in your FBI file.
2018-01-12 10:23:55 PM  
34 votes:

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


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2018-01-12 09:57:20 PM  
30 votes:
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I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.
2018-01-12 08:28:02 PM  
24 votes:

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


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2018-01-12 08:20:14 PM  
23 votes:
This can only lead to war in the Middle East.
2018-01-12 11:11:25 PM  
21 votes:

DrewCurtisJr: You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.


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The important part is that you tried.
2018-01-12 10:49:00 PM  
21 votes:
Cut Trump some slack - At least he's not a Democrat

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2018-01-12 10:20:48 PM  
21 votes:
*ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!
2018-01-12 10:28:59 PM  
18 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...



 
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2018-01-12 10:28:02 PM  
15 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


{\__/}
(●_●)
( >🌮  I have no idea what you're talking about so have this taco.
2018-01-12 10:10:12 PM  
15 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.
2018-01-12 08:11:58 PM  
15 votes:

davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....


Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.
2018-01-12 11:07:32 PM  
14 votes:
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2018-01-12 10:10:53 PM  
14 votes:
This is no accident.  Has to be a deliberate attack.
2018-01-12 10:00:47 PM  
14 votes:
GIS for "small tower."

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2018-01-12 10:54:38 PM  
13 votes:
so he paid her off so she wouldn't tell anyone he visited her shiathole.
2018-01-12 08:54:20 PM  
13 votes:

Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

[img.fark.net image 850x452]


What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.
2018-01-12 08:15:04 PM  
13 votes:

doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.


It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.
2018-01-12 10:47:59 PM  
12 votes:
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2018-01-12 10:16:46 PM  
12 votes:

PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.


The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.
2018-01-12 10:16:45 PM  
12 votes:

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

img.fark.netView Full Size

Yum.

/I may have a problem...
2018-01-12 09:52:36 PM  
12 votes:

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


You should believe him.  When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.
2018-01-12 09:27:44 PM  
12 votes:

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


All nude.

Tastefully done.
2018-01-12 10:25:47 PM  
10 votes:

GoldSpider: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

"May"?


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2018-01-12 10:09:17 PM  
10 votes:
While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.
2018-01-12 09:12:50 PM  
10 votes:

brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.


Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.
2018-01-12 10:36:10 PM  
9 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

Pedophilia?


This thread gets Moore and Moore interesting as the posts go by.
2018-01-12 10:08:53 PM  
9 votes:
It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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2018-01-12 08:26:10 PM  
9 votes:

Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.


Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.
2018-01-12 08:09:23 PM  
9 votes:

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....
2018-01-12 10:20:49 PM  
8 votes:
it just $eem$ $o crazy all of the$e women are willing to have affair$ with him, mu$t be hi$ per$onality.
2018-01-12 10:16:40 PM  
8 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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2018-01-12 10:44:23 PM  
7 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


After Trump hit it?
2018-01-12 10:15:01 PM  
7 votes:
The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..
2018-01-12 10:05:41 PM  
6 votes:

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


If she knows how to build a retaining wall out of spare pillows, she'd be fine.
2018-01-12 11:17:28 PM  
5 votes:
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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2018-01-12 10:01:20 PM  
5 votes:

Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.


I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.
2018-01-12 11:51:38 PM  
4 votes:

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


And here's a picture of the boat

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2018-01-12 11:45:51 PM  
4 votes:
I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...
2018-01-12 10:28:17 PM  
4 votes:
They call it stormy Monday, oh but Tuesday's just as bad.  Should've been this guy's theme song before this story broke.

Also, as I noted in another thread, if I'd had sex with Trump, I'd pay you not to talk about it.  You  certainly wouldn't have to pay me
2018-01-12 10:18:47 PM  
4 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


"May"?
2018-01-12 10:15:36 PM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Unless you're rich, I think we're safe.
2018-01-12 10:10:49 PM  
4 votes:

Ms. Hushpuppy: While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.


Porn stars bear all for the world to see. Trump only shows his ass.
2018-01-12 10:03:14 PM  
4 votes:
Could we start a gofund me so that she can talk and when she is sued for violating the NDA she's got the cash?
2018-01-12 09:37:34 PM  
4 votes:
I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!
2018-01-12 09:01:45 PM  
4 votes:
So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight
2018-01-12 08:06:50 PM  
4 votes:

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


I...um...wat
2018-01-13 09:20:04 AM  
3 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: meatofmystery: *ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


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2018-01-13 12:39:37 AM  
3 votes:

HighOnCraic: Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.

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Unavailable for comment.


Upthread someone has a bridge over kawaii lolitas.
2018-01-13 12:34:50 AM  
3 votes:

Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.


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Unavailable for comment.
2018-01-12 11:01:47 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Well, good for all of us that you don't have the slightest chance...

Wait.
How much do you make?

/if you can afford it, have at it, no murder required at all
2018-01-12 10:30:45 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

[img.fark.net image 850x452]

What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.


"Best investigative reporting on the planet.  Well you can try the New York Times if you want... they occasionally get lucky." - K
2018-01-12 10:30:15 PM  
3 votes:
Look, If Melania couldn't fulfill her wifely duties after giving birth to Barron, you can't blame Trump for scampering about with another women. I mean, he's a celebrity, and women will let him do what he wants. Melania should have made herself available first.

10 Men Christian Women Should Never Marry
2018-01-12 10:29:10 PM  
3 votes:
I'm sure his millions of supporters are gonna stop voting Republican now, suddenly, after the other 10,000 horrible things he has done.
2018-01-12 10:04:59 PM  
3 votes:

doyner: Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.

I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.


I know.  I'm just busting your unPresidential balls.
2018-01-13 04:36:17 AM  
2 votes:

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


True, but then why the hush money? If this is consciousness of guilt, then what else has he paid off (or more accurately, had the Trump Foundation pay off)? Like, say, things the Kremlin knows about? Has tapes of?

I have a bad feeling that Mueller suffers from PTSD, not from his time in 'Nam, but because his team unearthed videos that he accidentally watched without proper eye protection.
2018-01-12 11:45:28 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually consequentially with his penis is of no interest to me.

2018-01-12 10:59:34 PM  
2 votes:

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


Until you go to prison, then it's a problem.
2018-01-12 10:49:30 PM  
2 votes:
RealDonaldTrump: There was no fornication. No fornication. Fake News! Everybody that has looked this says I'm not a fornicator. Hillary is the fornicator! Sad!
2018-01-12 10:37:59 PM  
2 votes:
Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.
2018-01-12 10:31:08 PM  
2 votes:

Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedophilia?
2018-01-12 10:07:45 PM  
2 votes:
This is fine.
2018-01-12 08:35:28 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-01-13 10:20:03 PM  
1 vote:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


they squeak when you fark 'em.
2018-01-13 09:07:49 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win

I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.


While they believe men must be in control for stability that do not believe men ARE in control specifically with sex. This is why how you dress or being alone with a man makes rape a woman's fault because he couldnt help himself and she tempted him.

A southern baptist school I attended was told they had to do sex ed so they separated us girls from the boys. They then told us men were like microwaves while women were ovens. We take longer to warm up. We didnt understand that while we think we're just holding hands the man now has urges he can't control so we've forced him to sin. The entire talk was sex will send you to hell and how its all a woman's fault no matter what happens. They gave examples of how the media says its not a womans fault but in gods eyes it was etc

/i hated that school
//told my friend she was an ez bake oven and we got in trouble for laughing.
///you could be expelled for dancing
2018-01-13 08:04:11 AM  
1 vote:

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


Yeah, your mom says that a lot.
2018-01-13 06:16:38 AM  
1 vote:
Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!
2018-01-13 03:30:59 AM  
1 vote:

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 683x1024]


Can I say that after seeing his porn star choices it becomes even more ovbvious how discriminatory he is.  I mean not even a brunette, redhead, or someone with dark hair?  Blonde porn stars are like pennies... you can find them everywhere you turn.  Get some variety...
2018-01-13 01:59:02 AM  
1 vote:

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win


I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.
2018-01-13 01:50:38 AM  
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Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.


okay, you win
2018-01-13 01:03:22 AM  
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aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?


A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.
2018-01-13 12:24:57 AM  
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weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.
2018-01-13 12:11:59 AM  
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Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't give two shiats who he plows, so long as he brings Armageddon (moving the embassy to Jerusalem is a big start),so that Jesus can come back and melt our non-believing faces off.
2018-01-12 11:30:40 PM  
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Double_B: I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.


Well, what do you expect, we have a tabloid trash president.
2018-01-12 11:28:21 PM  
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Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedo alert
2018-01-12 11:10:42 PM  
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How does someone claim any particular person farked them when everyone has farked them? How do you prove anything? And is the video available in HTML5 format? I need a gag gift for someone.

/gag
//blech
///hurlp
2018-01-12 10:43:58 PM  
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fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.
2018-01-12 10:40:40 PM  
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fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


As long as we all understand where we all stand with things.
2018-01-12 10:39:28 PM  
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Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Trying to get elected?
2018-01-12 10:23:20 PM  
1 vote:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Well that's creepy as fark.
2018-01-12 10:00:38 PM  
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so if she was paid to not talk and then talks, does she have to return the money. ?
2018-01-12 09:03:38 PM  
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At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.
2018-01-12 08:38:33 PM  
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And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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