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2018-01-12 08:54:20 PM  
47 votes:

Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.
2018-01-12 08:38:33 PM  
32 votes:
And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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2018-01-12 10:23:20 PM  
24 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Well that's creepy as fark.
2018-01-12 10:18:47 PM  
22 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


"May"?
2018-01-12 10:16:46 PM  
22 votes:

PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.


The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.
2018-01-12 10:11:00 PM  
22 votes:
These rumors have circulated time and again since 2011. President Trump once again vehemently denies any such occurrence as has Ms. Daniels."

Trump is a serial adulterer whose cheated on every wife he's had.  If you think he didn't pay hush money keep in mind his second divorce included an NDA.
2018-01-12 10:14:19 PM  
21 votes:

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


You really think she doesn't know? When you become the third wife of a man who bragged about cheating on the first two, you know what you're signing up for. I doubt he ever bothered to hide it from her.
2018-01-12 10:02:52 PM  
18 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.
2018-01-12 10:09:17 PM  
16 votes:
While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.
2018-01-12 10:28:59 PM  
14 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...



 
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2018-01-12 10:07:05 PM  
14 votes:
Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?
2018-01-12 09:57:20 PM  
14 votes:
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I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.
2018-01-12 11:30:40 PM  
12 votes:

Double_B: I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.


Well, what do you expect, we have a tabloid trash president.
2018-01-12 11:45:51 PM  
10 votes:
I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...
2018-01-12 10:43:58 PM  
10 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.
2018-01-13 12:32:08 AM  
9 votes:

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


If your fetish is prepubescent looking girls, it's a problem.
2018-01-12 10:59:34 PM  
9 votes:

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


Until you go to prison, then it's a problem.
2018-01-12 10:37:59 PM  
9 votes:
Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.
2018-01-12 10:31:08 PM  
8 votes:

Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedophilia?
2018-01-12 11:22:46 PM  
7 votes:

piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.


Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?
2018-01-12 10:44:23 PM  
7 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


After Trump hit it?
2018-01-12 10:29:10 PM  
7 votes:
I'm sure his millions of supporters are gonna stop voting Republican now, suddenly, after the other 10,000 horrible things he has done.
2018-01-12 08:20:14 PM  
7 votes:
This can only lead to war in the Middle East.
2018-01-13 01:55:12 AM  
6 votes:
This puts to rest any stupid notion that Trump's fear of germs is proof that the pee tapes cannot be real.
Men with honest paranoia about germs do not go out of their way to fark multiple PORN stars.
2018-01-12 10:27:51 PM  
6 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


FFS, why'd you have to quote me?

Now my screen name is going to show up on one of those half-blurred infographics on Dateline.

Also in your FBI file.
2018-01-12 10:27:28 PM  
6 votes:
Maybe I'm just so used to this shot show by now, but I'm completely unfazed by this. I mean, if this came out during the election are people really suggesting it would have damaged his campaign?  If anything, this just seems like it was a colossal waste of hush money.
2018-01-12 10:19:01 PM  
6 votes:

Curt Blizzah: The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..


Since there are appparently no qualifications needed anymore, she would be right.
2018-01-12 08:06:50 PM  
6 votes:

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


I...um...wat
2018-01-13 12:24:57 AM  
5 votes:
weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.
2018-01-12 11:17:28 PM  
5 votes:
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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2018-01-13 01:30:16 AM  
4 votes:

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.


I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either
2018-01-12 10:41:54 PM  
4 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.
2018-01-12 10:28:02 PM  
4 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


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2018-01-12 10:20:49 PM  
4 votes:
it just $eem$ $o crazy all of the$e women are willing to have affair$ with him, mu$t be hi$ per$onality.
2018-01-12 10:16:45 PM  
4 votes:

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

img.fark.netView Full Size

Yum.

/I may have a problem...
2018-01-12 10:16:40 PM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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2018-01-13 01:59:02 AM  
3 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win


I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.
2018-01-13 12:52:11 AM  
3 votes:
Repost from another thread:

NYT columnist points out that Bannon claimed that Trump's lawyers took care of a LOT of these cases during the campaign.

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https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/s​t​atus/951917874343530497
2018-01-12 10:25:47 PM  
3 votes:

GoldSpider: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

"May"?


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2018-01-12 10:18:32 PM  
3 votes:

DaveX: PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.

The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.


that's genius
2018-01-12 10:11:58 PM  
3 votes:

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


Well maybe not on film anyway.
2018-01-13 10:23:04 AM  
2 votes:
This actually would be the THIRD from the same event (golf tournament) as adult film actress "Drake" had also made allegations in the past that Trump felt her up and was making cash offers to her to spend "some time" with him.

Personally, I don't really care that much so long as everything was consensual.

But I'll be damned if I can sit here and take these farking, phony evangelicals defend and deify this man as if he were the most perfect "Christian" who ever walked the Earth.  It's not even a pretzel anymore, it's some indescribable shape as they continue to bend, twist and distort in order to justify their support of Trump and the "qualities" of Trump himself.  If they knew what shame was, perhaps they would feel it?  (doubtful)
2018-01-13 10:14:31 AM  
2 votes:

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


I suspect it all goes according to the schedule in her contract.   No kissing, no holding hands, three public appearances per month, sex as necessary to provide one live birth of a male.  Keep her affairs discreet.  Non disclosure agreement.  Some clause about her weight, and appearance.  All the standard legal stuff.

I doubt she's emotionally invested.
2018-01-13 05:12:56 AM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.


There was a big eleventh hour push to get black voters to the booth to vote against Moore.  Without it, Moore would have won; creepy guy or not.  The evangicals will simply look the other way or tell themselves that stories like this are created to fire up the haters.  Either way, they view Trump as a means to an end and won't let "fake news" like this deter them.

Trump's refusal to represent this country in an adult and dignified manner culminating with his "sh;thole" comment yesterday is where your focus should be.

Sleeping with porn stars a decade ago and entering a NDA with them so they won't serve as a distraction later has, well, become a distraction from the real story.

Keep your eyes on the prize rather than focus on these distractions.
2018-01-13 02:53:59 AM  
2 votes:
For any other politician, this would be a huge story.
This isn't even the biggest Trump scandal this week.
2018-01-13 01:32:34 AM  
2 votes:

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either


tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.
2018-01-13 12:49:32 AM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't care.  They never did
2018-01-13 12:11:59 AM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't give two shiats who he plows, so long as he brings Armageddon (moving the embassy to Jerusalem is a big start),so that Jesus can come back and melt our non-believing faces off.
2018-01-12 11:58:53 PM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


It's not about having leaders who live in the word of Christ, it's having leaders that want to make YOU live in their twisted interpretation of the word of Christ....but mostly the bizzaro world bullshiat of the Old Testament.
2018-01-12 11:45:28 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually consequentially with his penis is of no interest to me.

2018-01-12 11:18:12 PM  
2 votes:
Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.
2018-01-12 10:47:35 PM  
2 votes:

thedingoatemybaby: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.


I don't know.  I suspect her price went up after some guy dropped 130K on her
2018-01-12 10:37:58 PM  
2 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Didn't think he'd win or would be believed. Took the 150k, free money. I would asked for more.
2018-01-12 10:36:10 PM  
2 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

Pedophilia?


This thread gets Moore and Moore interesting as the posts go by.
2018-01-12 10:20:48 PM  
2 votes:
*ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!
2018-01-12 10:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.
2018-01-12 10:10:27 PM  
2 votes:
It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.
2018-01-12 10:07:45 PM  
2 votes:
This is fine.
2018-01-12 10:03:14 PM  
2 votes:
Could we start a gofund me so that she can talk and when she is sued for violating the NDA she's got the cash?
2018-01-12 10:00:38 PM  
2 votes:
so if she was paid to not talk and then talks, does she have to return the money. ?
2018-01-12 10:00:23 PM  
2 votes:

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


No worries, it was an obvious joke.
2018-01-12 09:46:45 PM  
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!


I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2018-01-12 09:37:34 PM  
2 votes:
I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!
2018-01-13 11:34:06 AM  
1 vote:

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


That's fine, but is the allegations are true then he lied about it and continues to lie about it, which is what got clinton impeached remember?
2018-01-13 07:18:07 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.


Not to Debbie Downer, but that seat is up again in 2020, and I don't see any reason to believe Ala-farking-bama has flipped blue.  The Evangelicals backed Moore, and they will back whoever the GOP runs against Jones, just as they'll back Trump.  Because they haven't demonstrated the level of self-realization and self-awareness that you attribute to them.  This is who they are.
2018-01-13 03:00:45 AM  
1 vote:
remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.
2018-01-13 01:42:12 AM  
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Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either

tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.


Of course, they pro-lifers will immdediately condemn the behavior. Publicly, to my face and to each other.

Then they'll go home and dream about it.
2018-01-13 01:25:49 AM  
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Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to


no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.
2018-01-13 01:03:22 AM  
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aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?


A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.
2018-01-13 12:19:47 AM  
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Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.


Not such a farfetched scenario.  And everyone would be watching it, day by day, "is this really happening?"
2018-01-12 11:57:07 PM  
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Begoggle: What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?


Cripes, what haven't they?  They only thing they're "resisting" is the progressives.

They gave the military budget more than they asked for.  They gave him unwarranted spying powers without a fight.  They're patting themselves on the back about Trump moving the Israeli capitol to Jerusalem.

The only thing they HAVE been resisting is the progressives they've thrown under the bus in their chase for two moderate republicans.
2018-01-12 11:49:22 PM  
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piltdown: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?

Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".


What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?
2018-01-12 11:28:01 PM  
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Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?


Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".
2018-01-12 11:23:40 PM  
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Classics IV - Stormy
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2018-01-12 11:20:12 PM  
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ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x306]


had potential but failed at "chestal".
2018-01-12 11:11:25 PM  
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DrewCurtisJr: You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.


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The important part is that you tried.
2018-01-12 11:09:51 PM  
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I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.
2018-01-12 11:07:32 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:28:17 PM  
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They call it stormy Monday, oh but Tuesday's just as bad.  Should've been this guy's theme song before this story broke.

Also, as I noted in another thread, if I'd had sex with Trump, I'd pay you not to talk about it.  You  certainly wouldn't have to pay me
2018-01-12 10:08:53 PM  
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It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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2018-01-12 10:07:01 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:01:20 PM  
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Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.


I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.
2018-01-12 09:01:45 PM  
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So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight
2018-01-12 08:28:02 PM  
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Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


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2018-01-12 07:58:46 PM  
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"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'
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