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2018-01-12 11:51:38 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


And here's a picture of the boat

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2018-01-12 11:53:22 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


I was picturing him today with essentially an orange farmer's tan. The rest all pasty white and veiny.
You think he oranges the whole thing?
 
2018-01-12 11:57:07 PM  

Begoggle: What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?


Cripes, what haven't they?  They only thing they're "resisting" is the progressives.

They gave the military budget more than they asked for.  They gave him unwarranted spying powers without a fight.  They're patting themselves on the back about Trump moving the Israeli capitol to Jerusalem.

The only thing they HAVE been resisting is the progressives they've thrown under the bus in their chase for two moderate republicans.
 
2018-01-12 11:58:53 PM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


It's not about having leaders who live in the word of Christ, it's having leaders that want to make YOU live in their twisted interpretation of the word of Christ....but mostly the bizzaro world bullshiat of the Old Testament.
 
2018-01-13 12:11:59 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't give two shiats who he plows, so long as he brings Armageddon (moving the embassy to Jerusalem is a big start),so that Jesus can come back and melt our non-believing faces off.
 
2018-01-13 12:19:47 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.


Not such a farfetched scenario.  And everyone would be watching it, day by day, "is this really happening?"
 
2018-01-13 12:22:05 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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But you would have to bet with him too.
 
2018-01-13 12:24:57 AM  
weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.
 
2018-01-13 12:27:08 AM  
Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.
 
2018-01-13 12:32:08 AM  

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


If your fetish is prepubescent looking girls, it's a problem.
 
2018-01-13 12:34:50 AM  

Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.


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2018-01-13 12:36:50 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.


Trump can always rely on his stellar reputation for honorable behavior and history of never once lying about anything ever.

I mean, Trump's always been SUCH a paragon of virtue his entire life, right?

/ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
//sarcasm
///can't wait for evangelicals to step up and defend this mess.
 
2018-01-13 12:39:37 AM  

HighOnCraic: Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.

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Unavailable for comment.


Upthread someone has a bridge over kawaii lolitas.
 
2018-01-13 12:49:32 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't care.  They never did
 
2018-01-13 12:52:11 AM  
Repost from another thread:

NYT columnist points out that Bannon claimed that Trump's lawyers took care of a LOT of these cases during the campaign.

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https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/s​t​atus/951917874343530497
 
2018-01-13 01:03:22 AM  

aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?


A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:48 AM  

Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did


actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:50 AM  
Alrighty then.
 
2018-01-13 01:10:39 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


She was one of my faves a decade ago.  Those eyes are killer.  I forgot she had breasts.

Momentarily.
 
2018-01-13 01:18:58 AM  

Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.


they pretend to
 
2018-01-13 01:25:49 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to


no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.
 
2018-01-13 01:30:16 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.


I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either
 
2018-01-13 01:32:34 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either


tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.
 
2018-01-13 01:42:12 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either

tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.


Of course, they pro-lifers will immdediately condemn the behavior. Publicly, to my face and to each other.

Then they'll go home and dream about it.
 
2018-01-13 01:43:31 AM  

Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.


No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.
 
2018-01-13 01:45:05 AM  
If your fetish is prepubescent looking girls, it's a problem.

well, yeah.

The example posted looks like a 20-something dressed in a specific fashion.
 
2018-01-13 01:45:21 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.


no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.
 
2018-01-13 01:50:38 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.


okay, you win
 
2018-01-13 01:55:12 AM  
This puts to rest any stupid notion that Trump's fear of germs is proof that the pee tapes cannot be real.
Men with honest paranoia about germs do not go out of their way to fark multiple PORN stars.
 
2018-01-13 01:59:02 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win


I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.
 
2018-01-13 02:53:59 AM  
For any other politician, this would be a huge story.
This isn't even the biggest Trump scandal this week.
 
2018-01-13 02:55:30 AM  

sirrerun: For any other politician, this would be a huge story.
This isn't even the biggest Trump scandal this week.


I dunno.  there's something weird going on with this one. Republicans don't like sex scandals.  its one of the few things that gets them fired and/or removed from office.
 
2018-01-13 03:00:45 AM  
remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.
 
2018-01-13 03:30:59 AM  

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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Can I say that after seeing his porn star choices it becomes even more ovbvious how discriminatory he is.  I mean not even a brunette, redhead, or someone with dark hair?  Blonde porn stars are like pennies... you can find them everywhere you turn.  Get some variety...
 
2018-01-13 04:36:17 AM  

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


True, but then why the hush money? If this is consciousness of guilt, then what else has he paid off (or more accurately, had the Trump Foundation pay off)? Like, say, things the Kremlin knows about? Has tapes of?

I have a bad feeling that Mueller suffers from PTSD, not from his time in 'Nam, but because his team unearthed videos that he accidentally watched without proper eye protection.
 
2018-01-13 05:12:56 AM  

Weaver95: remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.


There was a big eleventh hour push to get black voters to the booth to vote against Moore.  Without it, Moore would have won; creepy guy or not.  The evangicals will simply look the other way or tell themselves that stories like this are created to fire up the haters.  Either way, they view Trump as a means to an end and won't let "fake news" like this deter them.

Trump's refusal to represent this country in an adult and dignified manner culminating with his "sh;thole" comment yesterday is where your focus should be.

Sleeping with porn stars a decade ago and entering a NDA with them so they won't serve as a distraction later has, well, become a distraction from the real story.

Keep your eyes on the prize rather than focus on these distractions.
 
2018-01-13 05:17:00 AM  

T-Servo: englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.

True, but then why the hush money? If this is consciousness of guilt, then what else has he paid off (or more accurately, had the Trump Foundation pay off)? Like, say, things the Kremlin knows about? Has tapes of?

I have a bad feeling that Mueller suffers from PTSD, not from his time in 'Nam, but because his team unearthed videos that he accidentally watched without proper eye protection.


You call it "hush money".  The legal world calls it a non- disclosure agreement.  Also see privacy laws.
 
2018-01-13 06:00:29 AM  

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!


I submitted before any of you with same headline.
 
2018-01-13 06:16:38 AM  
Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!
 
2018-01-13 06:46:44 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.
 
2018-01-13 06:52:43 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.


ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.
 
2018-01-13 07:08:18 AM  

Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.


So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?
 
2018-01-13 07:10:24 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?


funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.
 
2018-01-13 07:14:21 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?


Too bad you can't concern troll for him any more.
 
2018-01-13 07:18:07 AM  

Weaver95: funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.


Not to Debbie Downer, but that seat is up again in 2020, and I don't see any reason to believe Ala-farking-bama has flipped blue.  The Evangelicals backed Moore, and they will back whoever the GOP runs against Jones, just as they'll back Trump.  Because they haven't demonstrated the level of self-realization and self-awareness that you attribute to them.  This is who they are.
 
2018-01-13 07:36:54 AM  

Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?

funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.


What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.  Most of them think they'd go to hell for voting for a Democrat.  Something worse than that?  I wish I could get as excited about this as you are, but it feels like premature jocularity.  Everything he does that isn't obviously impeachable is a thing that makes people say "of course he did that"
 
2018-01-13 07:39:13 AM  

Naido: What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.


well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.
 
2018-01-13 07:45:23 AM  

Weaver95: well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.


It would pretty stupid of them to keep trying while Wolf is in office, don't you think?  Do you really think that should (heaven forbid) someone like Scott Wagner win, they won't come back to get their abortion bill rubber-stamped?
 
2018-01-13 08:00:04 AM  

GoldSpider: It would pretty stupid of them to keep trying while Wolf is in office, don't you think?


have you MET the Pa state legislature?  Mike Turzi (R- speaker of the House) literally broke down in tears of RAGE when his OWN PARTY told them they were backing medical cannabis.  he screamed at a bunch of parents who'd brought their sick kids to his office to explain to him how that medicine was gonna help....it got so bad that capital police had to escort the kids out of the building before the Republican speaker of the house started hitting people.

what you call 'stupid', my local republicans call 'tuesday morning brunch'.
 
2018-01-13 08:03:49 AM  
I'm pretty surprised nobody has said so yet but that biatch is groooooss.

That motherfarker has zero taste
 
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