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2018-01-12 10:20:49 PM  
it just $eem$ $o crazy all of the$e women are willing to have affair$ with him, mu$t be hi$ per$onality.
 
2018-01-12 10:21:16 PM  

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 683x1024]


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2018-01-12 10:23:20 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Well that's creepy as fark.
 
2018-01-12 10:23:55 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


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2018-01-12 10:25:47 PM  

GoldSpider: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

"May"?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-12 10:27:28 PM  
Maybe I'm just so used to this shot show by now, but I'm completely unfazed by this. I mean, if this came out during the election are people really suggesting it would have damaged his campaign?  If anything, this just seems like it was a colossal waste of hush money.
 
2018-01-12 10:27:51 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


FFS, why'd you have to quote me?

Now my screen name is going to show up on one of those half-blurred infographics on Dateline.

Also in your FBI file.
 
2018-01-12 10:28:02 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


{\__/}
(●_●)
( >🌮  I have no idea what you're talking about so have this taco.
 
2018-01-12 10:28:17 PM  
They call it stormy Monday, oh but Tuesday's just as bad.  Should've been this guy's theme song before this story broke.

Also, as I noted in another thread, if I'd had sex with Trump, I'd pay you not to talk about it.  You  certainly wouldn't have to pay me
 
2018-01-12 10:28:59 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...



 
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2018-01-12 10:29:01 PM  
If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually with his penis is of no interest to me.
 
2018-01-12 10:29:10 PM  
I'm sure his millions of supporters are gonna stop voting Republican now, suddenly, after the other 10,000 horrible things he has done.
 
2018-01-12 10:30:05 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 200x268]


Take away the pink hair and it's practically the same photo!
 
2018-01-12 10:30:15 PM  
Look, If Melania couldn't fulfill her wifely duties after giving birth to Barron, you can't blame Trump for scampering about with another women. I mean, he's a celebrity, and women will let him do what he wants. Melania should have made herself available first.

10 Men Christian Women Should Never Marry
 
2018-01-12 10:30:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

[img.fark.net image 850x452]

What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.


"Best investigative reporting on the planet.  Well you can try the New York Times if you want... they occasionally get lucky." - K
 
2018-01-12 10:31:08 PM  

Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedophilia?
 
2018-01-12 10:35:52 PM  
This is stuck in my head thanks to this and as this story appears to have legs now I don't see myself being free of it any time soon.

Pixies 'Stormy Weather'
Youtube T2FAGaP3kY4
 
2018-01-12 10:36:10 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

Pedophilia?


This thread gets Moore and Moore interesting as the posts go by.
 
2018-01-12 10:37:58 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Didn't think he'd win or would be believed. Took the 150k, free money. I would asked for more.
 
2018-01-12 10:37:59 PM  
Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.
 
2018-01-12 10:39:20 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


Boat captain?
 
2018-01-12 10:39:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Trying to get elected?
 
2018-01-12 10:40:40 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


As long as we all understand where we all stand with things.
 
2018-01-12 10:41:54 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.
 
2018-01-12 10:42:30 PM  
So a porn star writing about a porn star gossiping about a porn star.  That's so meta.
 
2018-01-12 10:43:41 PM  

Earl of Chives: [s.faketrumptweet.com image 590x262]


At least this would be honest...
 
2018-01-12 10:43:58 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.
 
2018-01-12 10:44:23 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


After Trump hit it?
 
2018-01-12 10:47:35 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.


I don't know.  I suspect her price went up after some guy dropped 130K on her
 
2018-01-12 10:47:59 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:49:00 PM  
Cut Trump some slack - At least he's not a Democrat

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2018-01-12 10:49:30 PM  
RealDonaldTrump: There was no fornication. No fornication. Fake News! Everybody that has looked this says I'm not a fornicator. Hillary is the fornicator! Sad!
 
2018-01-12 10:54:38 PM  
so he paid her off so she wouldn't tell anyone he visited her shiathole.
 
2018-01-12 10:59:34 PM  

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


Until you go to prison, then it's a problem.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:47 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Well, good for all of us that you don't have the slightest chance...

Wait.
How much do you make?

/if you can afford it, have at it, no murder required at all
 
2018-01-12 11:07:32 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:09:51 PM  
I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.
 
2018-01-12 11:10:42 PM  
How does someone claim any particular person farked them when everyone has farked them? How do you prove anything? And is the video available in HTML5 format? I need a gag gift for someone.

/gag
//blech
///hurlp
 
2018-01-12 11:11:25 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.


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The important part is that you tried.
 
2018-01-12 11:17:28 PM  
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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2018-01-12 11:18:12 PM  
Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.
 
2018-01-12 11:20:12 PM  

ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x306]


had potential but failed at "chestal".
 
2018-01-12 11:22:46 PM  

piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.


Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?
 
2018-01-12 11:23:40 PM  
Classics IV - Stormy
Youtube 18Sua_QTDs0
 
2018-01-12 11:28:01 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?


Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".
 
2018-01-12 11:28:21 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedo alert
 
2018-01-12 11:30:40 PM  

Double_B: I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.


Well, what do you expect, we have a tabloid trash president.
 
2018-01-12 11:45:28 PM  

Somacandra: If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually consequentially with his penis is of no interest to me.

 
2018-01-12 11:45:51 PM  
I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...
 
2018-01-12 11:49:22 PM  

piltdown: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?

Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".


What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?
 
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