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2018-01-12 07:58:46 PM  
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'
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2018-01-12 08:06:50 PM  

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


I...um...wat
 
2018-01-12 08:09:23 PM  

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....
 
2018-01-12 08:11:58 PM  

davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....


Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.
 
2018-01-12 08:15:04 PM  

doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.


It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.
 
2018-01-12 08:20:14 PM  
This can only lead to war in the Middle East.
 
2018-01-12 08:26:10 PM  

Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.


Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.
 
2018-01-12 08:28:02 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


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2018-01-12 08:35:28 PM  
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2018-01-12 08:38:33 PM  
And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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2018-01-12 08:54:20 PM  

Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

[img.fark.net image 850x452]


What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.
 
2018-01-12 09:01:45 PM  
So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight
 
2018-01-12 09:03:38 PM  
At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.
 
2018-01-12 09:12:50 PM  

brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.


Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.
 
2018-01-12 09:27:44 PM  

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


All nude.

Tastefully done.
 
2018-01-12 09:37:34 PM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!
 
2018-01-12 09:46:45 PM  

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!


I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2018-01-12 09:52:36 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


You should believe him.  When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.
 
2018-01-12 09:57:20 PM  
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I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.
 
2018-01-12 10:00:23 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


No worries, it was an obvious joke.
 
2018-01-12 10:00:38 PM  
so if she was paid to not talk and then talks, does she have to return the money. ?
 
2018-01-12 10:00:47 PM  
GIS for "small tower."

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2018-01-12 10:01:20 PM  

Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.


I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.
 
2018-01-12 10:02:46 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Either way, great headline
 
2018-01-12 10:02:52 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.
 
2018-01-12 10:03:14 PM  
Could we start a gofund me so that she can talk and when she is sued for violating the NDA she's got the cash?
 
2018-01-12 10:04:59 PM  

doyner: Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.

I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.


I know.  I'm just busting your unPresidential balls.
 
2018-01-12 10:05:41 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


If she knows how to build a retaining wall out of spare pillows, she'd be fine.
 
2018-01-12 10:07:01 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:07:05 PM  
Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?
 
2018-01-12 10:07:45 PM  
This is fine.
 
2018-01-12 10:08:53 PM  
It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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2018-01-12 10:09:17 PM  
While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:12 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:27 PM  
It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:49 PM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.


Porn stars bear all for the world to see. Trump only shows his ass.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:53 PM  
This is no accident.  Has to be a deliberate attack.
 
2018-01-12 10:11:00 PM  
These rumors have circulated time and again since 2011. President Trump once again vehemently denies any such occurrence as has Ms. Daniels."

Trump is a serial adulterer whose cheated on every wife he's had.  If you think he didn't pay hush money keep in mind his second divorce included an NDA.
 
2018-01-12 10:11:58 PM  

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


Well maybe not on film anyway.
 
2018-01-12 10:13:20 PM  
You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.
 
2018-01-12 10:14:19 PM  

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


You really think she doesn't know? When you become the third wife of a man who bragged about cheating on the first two, you know what you're signing up for. I doubt he ever bothered to hide it from her.
 
2018-01-12 10:15:01 PM  
The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..
 
2018-01-12 10:15:36 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Unless you're rich, I think we're safe.
 
2018-01-12 10:16:40 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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2018-01-12 10:16:45 PM  

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

img.fark.netView Full Size

Yum.

/I may have a problem...
 
2018-01-12 10:16:46 PM  

PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.


The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.
 
2018-01-12 10:18:32 PM  

DaveX: PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.

The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.


that's genius
 
2018-01-12 10:18:47 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


"May"?
 
2018-01-12 10:19:01 PM  

Curt Blizzah: The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..


Since there are appparently no qualifications needed anymore, she would be right.
 
2018-01-12 10:20:48 PM  
*ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!
 
2018-01-12 10:20:49 PM  
it just $eem$ $o crazy all of the$e women are willing to have affair$ with him, mu$t be hi$ per$onality.
 
2018-01-12 10:21:16 PM  

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 683x1024]


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2018-01-12 10:23:20 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Well that's creepy as fark.
 
2018-01-12 10:23:55 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


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2018-01-12 10:25:47 PM  

GoldSpider: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

"May"?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-01-12 10:27:28 PM  
Maybe I'm just so used to this shot show by now, but I'm completely unfazed by this. I mean, if this came out during the election are people really suggesting it would have damaged his campaign?  If anything, this just seems like it was a colossal waste of hush money.
 
2018-01-12 10:27:51 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


FFS, why'd you have to quote me?

Now my screen name is going to show up on one of those half-blurred infographics on Dateline.

Also in your FBI file.
 
2018-01-12 10:28:02 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


{\__/}
(●_●)
( >🌮  I have no idea what you're talking about so have this taco.
 
2018-01-12 10:28:17 PM  
They call it stormy Monday, oh but Tuesday's just as bad.  Should've been this guy's theme song before this story broke.

Also, as I noted in another thread, if I'd had sex with Trump, I'd pay you not to talk about it.  You  certainly wouldn't have to pay me
 
2018-01-12 10:28:59 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...



 
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2018-01-12 10:29:01 PM  
If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually with his penis is of no interest to me.
 
2018-01-12 10:29:10 PM  
I'm sure his millions of supporters are gonna stop voting Republican now, suddenly, after the other 10,000 horrible things he has done.
 
2018-01-12 10:30:05 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 200x268]


Take away the pink hair and it's practically the same photo!
 
2018-01-12 10:30:15 PM  
Look, If Melania couldn't fulfill her wifely duties after giving birth to Barron, you can't blame Trump for scampering about with another women. I mean, he's a celebrity, and women will let him do what he wants. Melania should have made herself available first.

10 Men Christian Women Should Never Marry
 
2018-01-12 10:30:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

[img.fark.net image 850x452]

What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.


"Best investigative reporting on the planet.  Well you can try the New York Times if you want... they occasionally get lucky." - K
 
2018-01-12 10:31:08 PM  

Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedophilia?
 
2018-01-12 10:35:52 PM  
This is stuck in my head thanks to this and as this story appears to have legs now I don't see myself being free of it any time soon.

Pixies 'Stormy Weather'
Youtube T2FAGaP3kY4
 
2018-01-12 10:36:10 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Sailing Starflower: I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

Pedophilia?


This thread gets Moore and Moore interesting as the posts go by.
 
2018-01-12 10:37:58 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Didn't think he'd win or would be believed. Took the 150k, free money. I would asked for more.
 
2018-01-12 10:37:59 PM  
Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.
 
2018-01-12 10:39:20 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


Boat captain?
 
2018-01-12 10:39:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?


Trying to get elected?
 
2018-01-12 10:40:40 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


As long as we all understand where we all stand with things.
 
2018-01-12 10:41:54 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.
 
2018-01-12 10:42:30 PM  
So a porn star writing about a porn star gossiping about a porn star.  That's so meta.
 
2018-01-12 10:43:41 PM  

Earl of Chives: [s.faketrumptweet.com image 590x262]


At least this would be honest...
 
2018-01-12 10:43:58 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.
 
2018-01-12 10:44:23 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


After Trump hit it?
 
2018-01-12 10:47:35 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Do you have $500 in disposible money? If you do, no need to kill us all.


I don't know.  I suspect her price went up after some guy dropped 130K on her
 
2018-01-12 10:47:59 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:49:00 PM  
Cut Trump some slack - At least he's not a Democrat

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2018-01-12 10:49:30 PM  
RealDonaldTrump: There was no fornication. No fornication. Fake News! Everybody that has looked this says I'm not a fornicator. Hillary is the fornicator! Sad!
 
2018-01-12 10:54:38 PM  
so he paid her off so she wouldn't tell anyone he visited her shiathole.
 
2018-01-12 10:59:34 PM  

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


Until you go to prison, then it's a problem.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:47 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Well, good for all of us that you don't have the slightest chance...

Wait.
How much do you make?

/if you can afford it, have at it, no murder required at all
 
2018-01-12 11:07:32 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:09:51 PM  
I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.
 
2018-01-12 11:10:42 PM  
How does someone claim any particular person farked them when everyone has farked them? How do you prove anything? And is the video available in HTML5 format? I need a gag gift for someone.

/gag
//blech
///hurlp
 
2018-01-12 11:11:25 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.


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The important part is that you tried.
 
2018-01-12 11:17:28 PM  
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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2018-01-12 11:18:12 PM  
Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.
 
2018-01-12 11:20:12 PM  

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had potential but failed at "chestal".
 
2018-01-12 11:22:46 PM  

piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.


Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?
 
2018-01-12 11:23:40 PM  
Classics IV - Stormy
Youtube 18Sua_QTDs0
 
2018-01-12 11:28:01 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?


Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".
 
2018-01-12 11:28:21 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

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Yum.

/I may have a problem...


Pedo alert
 
2018-01-12 11:30:40 PM  

Double_B: I dunno... sounds like a bunch of tabloid trash.


Well, what do you expect, we have a tabloid trash president.
 
2018-01-12 11:45:28 PM  

Somacandra: If it helps, great, I guess. What he does consensually consequentially with his penis is of no interest to me.

 
2018-01-12 11:45:51 PM  
I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...
 
2018-01-12 11:49:22 PM  

piltdown: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: piltdown: Really don't care.

Staying focused on this type of thing isn't going to win the Democrats any elections.

Unless it was a democrat that was being accused, in which case you'd be all over it, right?

Nope.  Don't really care about that either.  Doesn't make a bit of different in my life.  It's just sanctimonious garbage.

Things like the Democrats continuing to capitulate to the right, proving that their #McResistance bluster is a joke is far more important.  But that will never be discussed, because Trump said "sh*thole".


What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?
 
2018-01-12 11:51:38 PM  

GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.


And here's a picture of the boat

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2018-01-12 11:53:22 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


I was picturing him today with essentially an orange farmer's tan. The rest all pasty white and veiny.
You think he oranges the whole thing?
 
2018-01-12 11:57:07 PM  

Begoggle: What have the Democrats "capitulated" on?


Cripes, what haven't they?  They only thing they're "resisting" is the progressives.

They gave the military budget more than they asked for.  They gave him unwarranted spying powers without a fight.  They're patting themselves on the back about Trump moving the Israeli capitol to Jerusalem.

The only thing they HAVE been resisting is the progressives they've thrown under the bus in their chase for two moderate republicans.
 
2018-01-12 11:58:53 PM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


It's not about having leaders who live in the word of Christ, it's having leaders that want to make YOU live in their twisted interpretation of the word of Christ....but mostly the bizzaro world bullshiat of the Old Testament.
 
2018-01-13 12:11:59 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't give two shiats who he plows, so long as he brings Armageddon (moving the embassy to Jerusalem is a big start),so that Jesus can come back and melt our non-believing faces off.
 
2018-01-13 12:19:47 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.


Not such a farfetched scenario.  And everyone would be watching it, day by day, "is this really happening?"
 
2018-01-13 12:22:05 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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But you would have to bet with him too.
 
2018-01-13 12:24:57 AM  
weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.
 
2018-01-13 12:27:08 AM  
Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.
 
2018-01-13 12:32:08 AM  

GlamrLama: Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

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Yum.

/I may have a problem...

It's not a problem.   It's a fetish.


If your fetish is prepubescent looking girls, it's a problem.
 
2018-01-13 12:34:50 AM  

Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.


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2018-01-13 12:36:50 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.


Trump can always rely on his stellar reputation for honorable behavior and history of never once lying about anything ever.

I mean, Trump's always been SUCH a paragon of virtue his entire life, right?

/ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
//sarcasm
///can't wait for evangelicals to step up and defend this mess.
 
2018-01-13 12:39:37 AM  

HighOnCraic: Weaver95: weirdly enough, I think this might actually finally be a bridge too far for Trump.  his evangelical base might be too stupid to understand treason, money laundering and obstruction of justice....but even the dumbest most fanatical trumper understands a good, old fashioned sex and cover up scandal.   And every last ONE of those racist floor humping skeevy bastards WILL believe trump had sex with a porn star, because that's exactly what every one of 'em would do if THEY had the chance.

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Upthread someone has a bridge over kawaii lolitas.
 
2018-01-13 12:49:32 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


They don't care.  They never did
 
2018-01-13 12:52:11 AM  
Repost from another thread:

NYT columnist points out that Bannon claimed that Trump's lawyers took care of a LOT of these cases during the campaign.

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2018-01-13 01:03:22 AM  

aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?


A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:48 AM  

Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did


actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.
 
2018-01-13 01:03:50 AM  
Alrighty then.
 
2018-01-13 01:10:39 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


She was one of my faves a decade ago.  Those eyes are killer.  I forgot she had breasts.

Momentarily.
 
2018-01-13 01:18:58 AM  

Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.


they pretend to
 
2018-01-13 01:25:49 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to


no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.
 
2018-01-13 01:30:16 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.


I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either
 
2018-01-13 01:32:34 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either


tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.
 
2018-01-13 01:42:12 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.

they pretend to

no, I think this story has the evangelicals rattled.  see - the administration knows that the average trumper and/or evangelical is too stupid to understand things like 'obstruction of justice', 'treason' or 'money laundering'.  but every last ONE of those sons of biatches understands 'sex with porn star'.

this is a scandal that the rank and file will believe trump committed, because they all know THEY would have banged that porn star like a cheap drum if they ever had the chance, and they can easily see Trump doing the same.

I don't see it. They might kvetch publicly, but privately, secretly, it's another one of those things that they admire--He is permitted this, by virtue of his wealth and genius and overall awesomeness.

/evangelicals don't drink in front of each other, either

tell ya what.  start hitting your local pro lifers with this stuff.  ask them how trump's banging porn stars fits with the commandments of their religion and god.  FORCE them to answer.  Be relentless.

then tell me if this stuff doesn't matter to the evangelicals.  Because it DOES matter to them.  its probably one of the few sins they can't seem to ever forgive.  evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.


Of course, they pro-lifers will immdediately condemn the behavior. Publicly, to my face and to each other.

Then they'll go home and dream about it.
 
2018-01-13 01:43:31 AM  

Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.


No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.
 
2018-01-13 01:45:05 AM  
If your fetish is prepubescent looking girls, it's a problem.

well, yeah.

The example posted looks like a 20-something dressed in a specific fashion.
 
2018-01-13 01:45:21 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.


no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.
 
2018-01-13 01:50:38 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.


okay, you win
 
2018-01-13 01:55:12 AM  
This puts to rest any stupid notion that Trump's fear of germs is proof that the pee tapes cannot be real.
Men with honest paranoia about germs do not go out of their way to fark multiple PORN stars.
 
2018-01-13 01:59:02 AM  

Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win


I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.
 
2018-01-13 02:53:59 AM  
For any other politician, this would be a huge story.
This isn't even the biggest Trump scandal this week.
 
2018-01-13 02:55:30 AM  

sirrerun: For any other politician, this would be a huge story.
This isn't even the biggest Trump scandal this week.


I dunno.  there's something weird going on with this one. Republicans don't like sex scandals.  its one of the few things that gets them fired and/or removed from office.
 
2018-01-13 03:00:45 AM  
remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.
 
2018-01-13 03:30:59 AM  

kliq: It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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Can I say that after seeing his porn star choices it becomes even more ovbvious how discriminatory he is.  I mean not even a brunette, redhead, or someone with dark hair?  Blonde porn stars are like pennies... you can find them everywhere you turn.  Get some variety...
 
2018-01-13 04:36:17 AM  

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


True, but then why the hush money? If this is consciousness of guilt, then what else has he paid off (or more accurately, had the Trump Foundation pay off)? Like, say, things the Kremlin knows about? Has tapes of?

I have a bad feeling that Mueller suffers from PTSD, not from his time in 'Nam, but because his team unearthed videos that he accidentally watched without proper eye protection.
 
2018-01-13 05:12:56 AM  

Weaver95: remember - this isn't about the trumpers.  this is about everyone ELSE.  And the rest of the country is really getting fed up with Trump's bullshiat.  the longer this stuff goes on, the more these scandals keep coming out, the more angry its gonna make everyone else.  in fact, the trumpers showing up to scream 'FAKE NEWS' is only going to make things WORSE for the GOP, not better.

the GOP already lost a senate seat in alabama to a democrat, and have done NOTHING to repair the damage done by Roy Moore and Trump's backing Moore to win.  Now the GOP is going to ignore trump's racist comments AND his sexing up a porn star?  ok kids, if that's how ya wanna play it...but its only going to make voters even more motivated to vote the GOP out later this year.


There was a big eleventh hour push to get black voters to the booth to vote against Moore.  Without it, Moore would have won; creepy guy or not.  The evangicals will simply look the other way or tell themselves that stories like this are created to fire up the haters.  Either way, they view Trump as a means to an end and won't let "fake news" like this deter them.

Trump's refusal to represent this country in an adult and dignified manner culminating with his "sh;thole" comment yesterday is where your focus should be.

Sleeping with porn stars a decade ago and entering a NDA with them so they won't serve as a distraction later has, well, become a distraction from the real story.

Keep your eyes on the prize rather than focus on these distractions.
 
2018-01-13 05:17:00 AM  

T-Servo: englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.

True, but then why the hush money? If this is consciousness of guilt, then what else has he paid off (or more accurately, had the Trump Foundation pay off)? Like, say, things the Kremlin knows about? Has tapes of?

I have a bad feeling that Mueller suffers from PTSD, not from his time in 'Nam, but because his team unearthed videos that he accidentally watched without proper eye protection.


You call it "hush money".  The legal world calls it a non- disclosure agreement.  Also see privacy laws.
 
2018-01-13 06:00:29 AM  

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!


I submitted before any of you with same headline.
 
2018-01-13 06:16:38 AM  
Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!
 
2018-01-13 06:46:44 AM  

Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...


Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.
 
2018-01-13 06:52:43 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.


ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.
 
2018-01-13 07:08:18 AM  

Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.


So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?
 
2018-01-13 07:10:24 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?


funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.
 
2018-01-13 07:14:21 AM  

GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?


Too bad you can't concern troll for him any more.
 
2018-01-13 07:18:07 AM  

Weaver95: funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.


Not to Debbie Downer, but that seat is up again in 2020, and I don't see any reason to believe Ala-farking-bama has flipped blue.  The Evangelicals backed Moore, and they will back whoever the GOP runs against Jones, just as they'll back Trump.  Because they haven't demonstrated the level of self-realization and self-awareness that you attribute to them.  This is who they are.
 
2018-01-13 07:36:54 AM  

Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: GoldSpider: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

Is he paying them lip-service?  Yes?  Then they're fine with him.

ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

no they aren't.

So you've already forgotten they backed an alleged pedophile for a Senate seat?

funny thing about that....its having consequences FAR beyond what the evangelicals leadership thought possible.

it amuses me greatly.


What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.  Most of them think they'd go to hell for voting for a Democrat.  Something worse than that?  I wish I could get as excited about this as you are, but it feels like premature jocularity.  Everything he does that isn't obviously impeachable is a thing that makes people say "of course he did that"
 
2018-01-13 07:39:13 AM  

Naido: What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.


well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.
 
2018-01-13 07:45:23 AM  

Weaver95: well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.


It would pretty stupid of them to keep trying while Wolf is in office, don't you think?  Do you really think that should (heaven forbid) someone like Scott Wagner win, they won't come back to get their abortion bill rubber-stamped?
 
2018-01-13 08:00:04 AM  

GoldSpider: It would pretty stupid of them to keep trying while Wolf is in office, don't you think?


have you MET the Pa state legislature?  Mike Turzi (R- speaker of the House) literally broke down in tears of RAGE when his OWN PARTY told them they were backing medical cannabis.  he screamed at a bunch of parents who'd brought their sick kids to his office to explain to him how that medicine was gonna help....it got so bad that capital police had to escort the kids out of the building before the Republican speaker of the house started hitting people.

what you call 'stupid', my local republicans call 'tuesday morning brunch'.
 
2018-01-13 08:03:49 AM  
I'm pretty surprised nobody has said so yet but that biatch is groooooss.

That motherfarker has zero taste
 
2018-01-13 08:04:11 AM  

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


Yeah, your mom says that a lot.
 
2018-01-13 08:27:00 AM  

meatofmystery: *ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
2018-01-13 08:41:31 AM  
I wonder if this will lead to Mother forcing Pence to resign.
 
2018-01-13 08:46:22 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: This puts to rest any stupid notion that Trump's fear of germs is proof that the pee tapes cannot be real.
Men with honest paranoia about germs do not go out of their way to fark multiple PORN stars.


I doubt he's had that much actual sex education.  He's probably one of those people who thinks you can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up.  After all, doesn't he believe people are born with a finite amount of energy that gets exhausted faster through exercising?

I can completely see him being a germaphobe/having paranoia about being poisoned and still thinking "If she doesn't look infected then she's safe. "
 
2018-01-13 08:51:21 AM  

billygeek: Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!


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2018-01-13 09:07:49 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win

I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.


While they believe men must be in control for stability that do not believe men ARE in control specifically with sex. This is why how you dress or being alone with a man makes rape a woman's fault because he couldnt help himself and she tempted him.

A southern baptist school I attended was told they had to do sex ed so they separated us girls from the boys. They then told us men were like microwaves while women were ovens. We take longer to warm up. We didnt understand that while we think we're just holding hands the man now has urges he can't control so we've forced him to sin. The entire talk was sex will send you to hell and how its all a woman's fault no matter what happens. They gave examples of how the media says its not a womans fault but in gods eyes it was etc

/i hated that school
//told my friend she was an ez bake oven and we got in trouble for laughing.
///you could be expelled for dancing
 
2018-01-13 09:13:46 AM  

Weaver95: Naido: What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.

well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.


If they had the votes to overturn, why not go forward?  I still don't see how this is attributable to Trump; I don't see the step (B) between (A) Trump and (C) profit
 
2018-01-13 09:20:04 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: meatofmystery: *ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


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2018-01-13 10:14:31 AM  

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


I suspect it all goes according to the schedule in her contract.   No kissing, no holding hands, three public appearances per month, sex as necessary to provide one live birth of a male.  Keep her affairs discreet.  Non disclosure agreement.  Some clause about her weight, and appearance.  All the standard legal stuff.

I doubt she's emotionally invested.
 
2018-01-13 10:23:04 AM  
This actually would be the THIRD from the same event (golf tournament) as adult film actress "Drake" had also made allegations in the past that Trump felt her up and was making cash offers to her to spend "some time" with him.

Personally, I don't really care that much so long as everything was consensual.

But I'll be damned if I can sit here and take these farking, phony evangelicals defend and deify this man as if he were the most perfect "Christian" who ever walked the Earth.  It's not even a pretzel anymore, it's some indescribable shape as they continue to bend, twist and distort in order to justify their support of Trump and the "qualities" of Trump himself.  If they knew what shame was, perhaps they would feel it?  (doubtful)
 
2018-01-13 11:34:06 AM  

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


That's fine, but is the allegations are true then he lied about it and continues to lie about it, which is what got clinton impeached remember?
 
2018-01-13 11:56:26 AM  

coffemonster: englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.

That's fine, but is the allegations are true then he lied about it and continues to lie about it, which is what got clinton impeached remember?


The alternative facts people like to point out lies only count here if you pinky swear first. Until you're under oath you can say whatever pops into your head - and that alternate reality is somehow equally valid.
 
2018-01-13 03:27:57 PM  

ansius: aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?

A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.


Bloody hell, I hope they both get tested regularly.
 
2018-01-13 06:45:22 PM  

Crewmannumber6: billygeek: Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!


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Like when you see this little woman (Liv Morgan of WWE);
img.fark.net

Then you remember that she used to date Enzo Amore.

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2018-01-13 08:15:37 PM  

Weaver95: Man On Pink Corner: Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.

Trump can always rely on his stellar reputation for honorable behavior and history of never once lying about anything ever.

I mean, Trump's always been SUCH a paragon of virtue his entire life, right?

/ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
//sarcasm
///can't wait for evangelicals to step up and defend this mess.


They will be "strangely silent". I'm sure.
 
2018-01-13 08:58:25 PM  

The Green Intern: GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.

And here's a picture of the boat

[yachtpics.com image 783x520]


I'd tap that....
 
2018-01-13 09:27:10 PM  
I thought Alana Evans was into black, not orange...or so my roommate says...
 
2018-01-13 10:20:03 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


they squeak when you fark 'em.
 
2018-01-13 11:55:49 PM  

Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.


They just won't believe he did it. There could be video and they wouldn't believe he did it.
 
2018-01-14 12:06:00 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Looks like he has a type.
 
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