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2018-01-12 07:58:46 PM  
"Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'
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2018-01-12 08:06:50 PM  

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


I...um...wat
 
2018-01-12 08:09:23 PM  

Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]


Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....
 
2018-01-12 08:11:58 PM  

davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

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I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....


Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.
 
2018-01-12 08:15:04 PM  

doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.


It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.
 
2018-01-12 08:20:14 PM  
This can only lead to war in the Middle East.
 
2018-01-12 08:26:10 PM  

Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.


Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.
 
2018-01-12 08:28:02 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


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2018-01-12 08:35:28 PM  
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2018-01-12 08:38:33 PM  
And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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2018-01-12 08:54:20 PM  

Hobodeluxe: And the Natl Enquirer paid off a 3rd woman ,a playboy model to silence her. They bought her story for 150k and sat on it. I'm sure they will say it was unverifiable or whatever. Like that really matters to them.

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What's hilarious is if they ran it, literally everyone would say it's fake news because it's the farking Enquirer reporting it.

Since they refused to report it, I now believe it's 100% true.
 
2018-01-12 09:01:45 PM  
So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight
 
2018-01-12 09:03:38 PM  
At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.
 
2018-01-12 09:12:50 PM  

brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.


Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.
 
2018-01-12 09:27:44 PM  

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


All nude.

Tastefully done.
 
2018-01-12 09:37:34 PM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!
 
2018-01-12 09:46:45 PM  

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!


I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2018-01-12 09:52:36 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


You should believe him.  When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.
 
2018-01-12 09:57:20 PM  
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I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.
 
2018-01-12 10:00:23 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


No worries, it was an obvious joke.
 
2018-01-12 10:00:38 PM  
so if she was paid to not talk and then talks, does she have to return the money. ?
 
2018-01-12 10:00:47 PM  
GIS for "small tower."

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2018-01-12 10:01:20 PM  

Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.


I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.
 
2018-01-12 10:02:46 PM  

doyner: HighOnCraic: I submitted this with a funnier headline.

/OK, it was the same exact headline.
//But I submitted it first, dammit!

I swear I didn't copy you.  Hell I tweeted this before deciding to submit it...with the original article.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Either way, great headline
 
2018-01-12 10:02:52 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.
 
2018-01-12 10:03:14 PM  
Could we start a gofund me so that she can talk and when she is sued for violating the NDA she's got the cash?
 
2018-01-12 10:04:59 PM  

doyner: Warthog: When he steals other peoples headlines, he admits it.

I don't steal. I repackage.

But no. Never a copypasta.


I know.  I'm just busting your unPresidential balls.
 
2018-01-12 10:05:41 PM  

Warthog: doyner: davin: Twilight Farkle: "Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities"

[img.fark.net image 450x450]

I was like, 'Oh I really didn't need to hear that!'[img.fark.net image 374x213]

Imagine them with orange cheeto stains....

Alana Evans probably didn't want a bunch of child-hand-sized orange palm prints on her for her next shoot.

It's not the hand prints as much as it is all the body bronzer that comes off on you when you get sqooshed under it.


If she knows how to build a retaining wall out of spare pillows, she'd be fine.
 
2018-01-12 10:07:01 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:07:05 PM  
Where were these pieces of shiat 15 months ago?
 
2018-01-12 10:07:45 PM  
This is fine.
 
2018-01-12 10:08:53 PM  
It appears that Miss Evans also takes issue with American journalism:

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2018-01-12 10:09:17 PM  
While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:12 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:27 PM  
It would be hilariously Trumpy if Melania divorced him and he then tried to have her deported.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:49 PM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: While I'm not typically inclined to believe stories from the Daily Beast featuring salacious accounts of attention-seeking porn stars, it is their word against Donald Trump's.  Without a doubt, the former has far more credibility.


Porn stars bear all for the world to see. Trump only shows his ass.
 
2018-01-12 10:10:53 PM  
This is no accident.  Has to be a deliberate attack.
 
2018-01-12 10:11:00 PM  
These rumors have circulated time and again since 2011. President Trump once again vehemently denies any such occurrence as has Ms. Daniels."

Trump is a serial adulterer whose cheated on every wife he's had.  If you think he didn't pay hush money keep in mind his second divorce included an NDA.
 
2018-01-12 10:11:58 PM  

doyner: brantgoose: At first I was outraged.

Then I realized that Subby was alluding to Donald Trump's pron movie carrier, not the First Lady's modelling.

So that is OK then.

Everyone knows that Melania is not a hard core porn star. She only did soft core erotic work.


Well maybe not on film anyway.
 
2018-01-12 10:13:20 PM  
You limp dicks are just jealous that a man his age is twice as virile as you are. And you women are just jealous that it wasn't you he was smashing.
 
2018-01-12 10:14:19 PM  

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


You really think she doesn't know? When you become the third wife of a man who bragged about cheating on the first two, you know what you're signing up for. I doubt he ever bothered to hide it from her.
 
2018-01-12 10:15:01 PM  
The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..
 
2018-01-12 10:15:36 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Unless you're rich, I think we're safe.
 
2018-01-12 10:16:40 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


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2018-01-12 10:16:45 PM  

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

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Yum.

/I may have a problem...
 
2018-01-12 10:16:46 PM  

PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.


The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.
 
2018-01-12 10:18:32 PM  

DaveX: PainInTheASP: Tanqueray: This can only lead to war in the Middle East.

Nah, this can only lead to a bunch of belligerent tweets at 3AM about the size of his pen.  Or hands.  Or businesses.

The way to get confirmation is to have a reporter ask how Trump "measured up".  Have her plant the answer "Bigly", and he'll be twitting about it within the hour.


that's genius
 
2018-01-12 10:18:47 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


"May"?
 
2018-01-12 10:19:01 PM  

Curt Blizzah: The worst part is now she thinks she is qualified to run for office..


Since there are appparently no qualifications needed anymore, she would be right.
 
2018-01-12 10:20:48 PM  
*ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!
 
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